51911 connie sweet christmas Recipes

egg, water, ground beef, bread, crumbled, salt and ground black pepper to taste, ketchup, beef bouillon, vinegar, brown sugar, cornstarch

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

sweet onion, peeled and sliced into 1 inch strips (bermuda, maui sweet, walla walla, texas sweets, vidalias, carzalia, sweet imperial), granny smith apples, peeled and sliced into 1/8-inch slices, canola oil (extra light olive oil), brown sugar , packed, cinnamon, sugar, egg whites, all-purpose flour , sifted, baking powder, nonfat milk, granulated sugar , plus, granulated sugar

sweet red pepper , julienned, green pepper , julienned, jalapeno pepper, seeded and julienned, sweet onion, cut into thin wedges, salt, pepper, cayenne pepper, paprika, ears sweet corn, husks removed and halved

sweet potato cupcakes, butter, room temperature, brown sugar, eggs, room temperature, vanilla extract, cooked, mashed sweet potatoes, unbleached all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, ground cinnamon, ground ginger, ground nutmeg, milk, room temperature, marshmallow frosting, white sugar, cream of tartar, salt, egg whites, cold water, vanilla extract, marshmallow creme

sweet potato, peeled and cubed, ground turkey breast, egg, sweet onion, finely chopped, garlic, minced, honey barbecue sauce, ketchup, dijon mustard, whole-wheat bread , torn into small crumbs, freshly ground black pepper , or to taste, salt , or to taste

sweet potatoes, peeled and cubed, olive oil, brown sugar, paprika, ground black pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, poultry seasoning, chili powder, cayenne pepper

sweet potatoes, peeled and quartered, brown sugar, whole milk, butter, melted, all-purpose flour, pecans, flaked coconut

sweet potatoes, diced, diced stewed tomatoes with chili seasonings, tomato sauce, diced sweet onion, chopped celery, water, chili powder, ground cumin, ground cinnamon, salt, ground black pepper, cayenne pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, ground turkey, ground beef, black beans, drained and rinsed, corn

sweet potatoes, olive oil, red bell peppers, thinly sliced, sweet onion, thinly sliced, fat-free sour cream, salt and pepper to taste

sweet potatoes, peeled and shredded, sweet onion, chopped, flaked coconut, flour, semolina, maple syrup, egg, beaten, plain yogurt, half and half, pineapple juice, cayenne pepper, oil for frying

sweet sausage, hot sausage, parsley (optional), sauerkraut, drained, bread crumbs, onion, diced, garlic powder or garlic salt, salt and pepper, to taste, cream cheese, softened

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

sweet potato, unpeeled, olive oil - enough to coat the sweet potato for roasting and to coat the skillet, chili - heat level of your choice, i used a mild anaheim, chopped red onion, modestly proportioned home-grown tomato, chopped, ground cumin , to taste, salt and pepper, to taste, chopped cilantro, crumbled goat cheese, pine nuts, juice of 1/2 lime (depends on how big and/or juicy the lime is)

sweet potatoes, peeled and cut into bite-sized chunks, salt, extra-virgin olive oil , for liberal drizzling, good quality lean bacon, chopped, beef stock, wine vinegar, a few dashes hot sauce, smoked sweet paprika or sweet paprika, freshly ground black pepper, red onion, finely chopped, ribs celery, finely chopped, a handful parsley leaves, finely chopped

sweet potato or plain gnocchi cooked, frozen spinach with excess ice rinsed off, frozen sweet corn with excess ice rinsed off, portabella mushrooms sliced and rinsed, tomatoes sliced or chopped and rinsed, several clove garlic sliced or minced, fresh basil whole or julienned, butter or oil (optional), water, salt and pepper to taste, some mozzerella or parmesean cheese (optional)