1472 complete utter insanity points Recipes

hot chili beans, kidney beans or 1 (15 oz) can black beans, condensed tomato soup, diced tomatoes, tomato paste, green bell peppers, diced, white onion, diced, carton white mushrooms, sliced, frozen corn, lean ground beef (you can leave the meat out completely if you prefer) or 1 lb ground turkey (you can leave the meat out completely if you prefer), garlic powder, cumin, chili powder, kosher salt, black pepper, dried basil, tabasco sauce (more or less , depending on how hot you like it)

eggs, butter, fresh ground pepper, herb-seasoned salt, american cheese, bread, butter or 1/2-1 tsp mayonnaise, bacon, cooked (optional), sausage links (optional) or 1 -2 sausage pattie, cooked (optional), pickle , slices (optional)

sliced fresh strawberries (sliced in half or in thirds ), sugar, water, strawberry gelatin (i use jell-o gelatin for this), cornstarch (measured out exactly 1/4-cup), drops red food coloring (or as desired ), pie pastry (use a deep-dish crust baked and cooled completely, or can use a prepared graham cracker crust), cream (or to taste), fresh sliced strawberry, for the top (optional)

cream cheese , completely softened, butter (not margarine, completely softened), brown sugar , firmly packed, salt, flour, vanilla

meatballs, lean ground beef, butter or 2 tbsp margarine, onion, chopped, sweet green pepper, chopped, garlic powder, ground cumin powder, complete seasoning (i use badia ), maggi seasoning sauce, white bread (soaked in some water), eggs (beaten ), salt, habanero sauce (optional), butter, vegetable oil, onion, chopped, tomato, chopped, sweet green pepper, chopped, crushed beef bouillon, ground cumin powder, complete seasoning (i use badia ), curry powder, distilled vinegar, tomato paste, soy sauce, water, vegetable oil

peeled and cored pears, water, sugar, vanilla, lemon juice, put everything in a stainless steel pan and bring to a boil. simmer on low until pears are slightly soft. drain pears completely and set on paper towels to dry completely and cool, raspberries, x 15 puff pastry sheet

chef karen harper , pastry chef for the black rabbit restaurant at mcmenamins edgefield in troutdale, oregon, courtesy of chef harper and mozzarella fresca. the cheesecake must be made a day in advance. (i first saw this recipe in a newspaper, but it s readily found throughout the internet.), all refrigerated ingredients should be at room temperature ., mascarpone (you can, substitute cream cheese ), sugar, grand marnier, eggs, kosher salt, in grand marnier, must be done in advance; cover and refrigerate., preheat the oven to 300of., beat the mascarpone/cream cheese until creamy. gradually beat in the sugar , salt and grand marnier., at a time add the eggs , scraping the sides of the bowl often., scrape batter into the crust and smooth the top. bake on a cookie sheet until the center barely jiggles when the pan is tapped, 45 to 55 minutes. let cool in the pan on a rack for 2 hours., unmold, cover and refrigerate overnight., chocolate graham cracker crust, chocolate graham crackers, melted unsalted butter, springform pan, preheat oven to 375of., in a food processor , blend graham crackers and butter until completely incorporated., mash the crumb mixture evenly into bottom of a 10 springform pan. bake 10 minutes ; cool completely., chocolate ganache, chopped semisweet chocolate (use top quality chocolate), heavy cream, grand marnier, be done in advance, covered and refrigerated ., bring cream just to the boil. remove from heat and stir in chocolate till incorporated., using a whisk , very gently stir in grand marnier. let ganache cool till is thick enough to spread. if ganache becomes too thick, warm it in a water bath or double boiler., candied orange slices, unpeeled oranges, sliced from top to bottom in 1/4 thick slices, sugar, water, be done in advance, covered and refrigerated ., boil orange slices in water for 10 minutes, gently stirring occasionally., stir in sugar and cook for another five minutes. remove orange slices with tongs to a baking sheet and allow them to cool completely. reserve the orange simple syrup for other culinary uses, mousse, do not do this step till ready to build the dessert., mascarpone, zest from 1 orange, heavy cream , whipped stiff, sugar, unflavored gelatin, cold water

i use a 3 1/2 to 4 lb chuck roast, well marbelized with fat, and if you can find a bone-in roast, that s better yet (but it s almost always boneless chuck that you find at the grocer). i like to quickly rinse the roast in cold water just before i lay it on the cutting board to coat it with seasoned flour. place the following ingredients in a small baggie and shake the closed bag to mix it up, flour, salt, garlic salt, crazy mixed-up salt (if you can tsp get this seasoning, use seasoned salt instead, but jane s is by far the best), pepper, use your hands to generously pat the seasoned flour into the roast, on both sides, flipping the roast a couple times and repeating the process., in a dutch oven or roasting pan large enough to hold the roast, heat 1 tbsp oil over medium high heat - you want your pan and oil to be hot enough to sear the roast well when you put it in the pan. when the oil is just about to the smoking point, put the roast in and cover the pan. let the meat sear until nicely browned on the bottom, then flip the roast. let it sear for a minute or two on the second side, then add, beef stock (i much prefer the boxed stock to the canned broth - it just seems to give the gravy a much richer taste in the end), cover the roasting pan and place it in a pre-heated 300 degree oven. roast for 4 to 5 hours, until the meat is fork tender and falls apart easily. i check the roast each hour, quickly opening the lid, just to make sure the stock has not evaporated. as long as your pan has a good seal on it, this shouldn tsp happen. but if necessary, add more stock to the pan., an hour before the roast is done , prepare the mashed potatoes. peel 6 large red potatoes (these work better - at least for me - because they are much moister than the russets, so the mashed potatoes are creamier); cut into 1/4th, and place them in a large saucepan - rinse the cut potatoes 2 times in cold water, then cover them in fresh cold water and place the pan over medium high heat; boil until tender. this is usually about 30 minutes, but it depends on the size of your cuts, so just cook them until you can easily insert a fork into a potato. drain potatoes well, reserving 1 cup of the water for the gravy. add the following to the hot potatoes, butter, sour cream, milk, salt, crazy mixed up salt (use regular salt or garlic salt if jane s salt is not available), pepper, i use a hand masher , but you can use an electric mixer or however you chose to mash the potatoes into a creamy yet firm texture. add more milk if potatoes are too stiff. place the mashed potatoes in a buttered casserole dish, cover with foil, and place in the oven to keep warm while you make the gravy., prepare the gravy, melt 2 tbsp butter, stir in 1/4 cup flour to make a paste, stir in enough beef stock to thin the paste enough to pour., finished roast from the pan and place it on a plate; cover meat with foil to keep warm., place the roasting pan over a medium flame and bring the liquid to a gentle boil (i usually seem to have about 1 1/2 to 2 cups liquid in the pan when the roast is done - if you have less, just use the beef stock to increase your liquid)., use a whisk to gradually whisk in the butter/flour/stock liquid., add 2 tbsp beef base - i use tone s (i prefer beef base to buillon - has a richer flavor and is really worth having on hand, but if you can tsp find this, try knorr s beef buillon extra large cubes), add the 1 cup of reserved potato water, add 1/2 cup beef stock, taste the gravy and see if you want more seasoning. i usually find i don tsp need to add anything at this point, since i have the seasoning from the flour coating and the stock and the beef base. if you think you need more seasoning, add salt and pepper to your taste. beef base will also give you more saltiness., keep the gravy warm while you uncover the meat and use 2 forks to pull the meat apart into small to medium chunks., you are now ready to assemble...

teriyaki sauce, worcestershire sauce, balsamic vinaigrette, garlic powder, onion powder, liquid smoke flavoring, salt, drops hot sauce (such as dave s insanity sauce ), or to taste, top round steak , cut into 1/4 inch strips, ground black pepper

hard white bread (stale and toasted broken into medium crumbs), fresh herbs such as basil or 2 cups a combination italian parsley, thyme, tarragon, arugula, basil etc, garlic cloves, olive oil , plus as much needed to complete consistency, hard dry cheese such as parmigiano (manchego, romano, a harder emmental or a combination), fresh grated citrus zest such as lemons (completely optional) or 1/2 tbsp orange (completely optional), salt

roasting chickens, cut up, garlic powder, onion, sliced thin (or two small onions, sliced thin), sweet wine

butter or substitute like utterly y., ginger biscuits or cookies, crushed., carton full fat soft cheese ., creamy plain fromage frais (8% fat), lemon curd ., aster sugar .

butter or y substitute like utterly ly., light brown sugar ., self-raising flour , sifted., eggs, beaten ., grated zest and juice of 1 lemon. (keep zest and juice separate), grated zest and juice of 1 orange.(keep zest and juice separate), caster sugar ., plain chocolate (optional)

shrimp (or 1/2 rotisseie chicken) peeled, andouille sausage slicedsausage sliced, cooked, rice uncooked, french onion soup, beef consomm, rotel, green onions chopped, unsalted utter, bay leaves

pure maple syrup plus more for serving, walnut pieces, complete pancake mix (such as aunt jemima original complete), water, brandy or orange juice, vegetable oil, creme fraiche,* whisked to loosen

green beans, corn, peas, carrot, cooked potatoes, cream of chicken soup, diced onion, garlic, crushed, cooked shredded chicken (i use leftovers ), basil (more or less to taste), salt and pepper (to taste), bisquick , complete mix made following directions (i used buttermilk, but think that the cheddar/garlic would be great too!!!)

frozen bread dough , loaf completely thawed (such as rhodes bread dough, or can use 1 13 7/8 oz package refrigerated prepared pizza crust, s), olive oil (or as needed), fresh ground black pepper, dried italian seasoning (rubbed between fingers to release the flavor), pizza pepperoni, finely chopped, shredded mozzarella cheese, freshly grated parmesan cheese, kosher salt

all-purpose flour, splenda sugar substitute, cinnamon, salt, nutmeg (less if grating your own), vanilla extract, eggs, beaten (it is okay to use egg beaters here), low-fat milk (bring almost to boiling point) or 3 cups 2% , scalded (bring almost to boiling point), bread, cubes (i use day old italian bread leftovers), raisins (optional) or 1/2 cup dates (optional), butter or 2 tbsp margarine