89546 christmas vegetable pizza Recipes

olive oil, fresh thyme leave, salt, garlic cloves, thinly sliced, yellow squash , cut into 1/4 slices, zucchini , cut into 1/4 slices, red bell pepper, cut into 2 pieces, vidalia onion , cut into slices, mozzarella cheese, grated, pizza dough (1/2 batch)

extra virgin olive oil, prepared pizza crust, minced garlic, shredded four cheese blend, marinated artichoke hearts, drained and halved, baby portabella mushrooms, sliced, red onion, cut into 1 inch wedges, red bell peppers, cut 1/4-inch wide, black olives, drained, pitted, and halved, chopped fresh herb

italian cheese-flavored thin pizza crust (such as boboli), commercial pesto, roasted zucchini and tomatoes, preshredded part-skim mozzarella cheese, grated fresh parmesan cheese

tube (13.8 oz) refrigerated pizza crust, sliced fresh mushrooms, chopped onion, chopped fresh broccoli, chopped green pepper, chopped fresh baby spinach, meatless spaghetti sauce, tomatoes, thinly sliced, shredded part-skim mozzarella cheese

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

refrigerated ready-made pizza dough or 2 (10 7/8 oz) cans refrigerated crescent dinner rolls, cream cheese, at room temperature, mayonnaise or 1/2 cup low-fat, dry ranch dressing mix, head fresh broccoli, top florets only, spring onion , including tops, thinly sliced, fresh ripe tomato, peeled , seeds removed, diced, cucumber, peeled , seeds removed, diced, grated sharp cheddar cheese (1 cup) or 4 oz shredded parmesan cheese (1 cup), sliced green olives (optional) or black olives (optional), sliced purple onion, chopped (optional), sliced celery (optional), grated carrot (optional), minced red bell peppers (optional) or green bell pepper (optional), sliced and diced summer squash (optional), sliced mushrooms (optional), sliced asparagus spear (optional), almost any vegetables, you like raw (optional)

pizza dough (your own or store bought ), vegetable oil, granulated sugar, jelly (optional)

olive oil, all-purpose flour , for shaping dough, store-bought pizza dough, fresh (if frozen ) or 1 lb thawed pizza dough (if frozen), tomatoes , thinly sliced crosswise, scallions, white and green parts separated, thinly sliced, soft fresh goat cheese, crumbled, coarse salt , to taste, fresh coarse ground black pepper , to taste, crushed red pepper flakes , to taste, baby spinach, washed & rinsed, avocado, halved, pitted, peeled, and diced, red wine vinegar

refrigerated pizza crust dough, vegetable cooking spray, fresh or 1 tsp dried thyme leaves, balsamic vinegar, olive oil, salt, red potatoes, each cut into 8 wedges, garlic cloves, thinly sliced, yellow squash , cut into 1/4-inch slices, red bell pepper , cut into 2-inch pieces, sweet onion, cut into 12 wedges, shredded sharp provolone cheese

red bell pepper, chopped, green bell pepper, chopped, yellow bell pepper, chopped, red onion, chopped, virgin olive oil, garlic clove, minced, crumbled feta cheese, whole wheat pizza crust, chicken breast (optional)

olive oil, sliced leek (about 2 large), sliced asparagus (about 1 lb), chopped fresh or 1/2 tsp dried sage, salt, black pepper, torn spinach, italian cheese-flavored pizza crust (such as boboli), goat cheese

prepared basic french bread pizzas, commercial caponata (such as alessi), prepackaged baby spinach, mushroom, thinly sliced, bottled minced garlic

cider vinegar, olive oil, garlic, peeled and minced or pressed, minced shallots, chopped fresh basil leaves or 1 tsp dried basil, fresh thyme leaves or dried thyme, chopped fresh rosemary leaves or 1/2 tsp dried rosemary, baked pizza crusts (10 oz. each, 12 in. wide ), sliced mushrooms, sliced yellow crookneck squash, sliced roma tomatoes, diced orange or red bell peppers, sliced green onions, salt, shredded mozzarella cheese (1/2 lb.), grated parmesan cheese

crescent rolls, cream cheese, ranch dressing mix, mayonnaise (real), vegetables , of your choice, shredded cheese (optional)

crescent rolls, cream cheese, mayonnaise, hidden valley ranch dressing, assortment of vegetables : for example: red onions, broccoli, tomatoes, orange peppers, zucchini, carrot, yellow squash, mushrooms (about 3/4 cup each of whatever you have, chopped very tiny)

frozen roll dough, thawed, olive oil, zesty tomato sauce or, roasted garlic sauce, toppings: grilled vegetables , shredded cheese (mozzarella, fontina, or cheddar)

eggplant, peeled and cut into 1/4-inch-thick slices, onion , cut into 1/4-inch-thick slices, green pepper, seeded and cut into 1/4-inch-thick slices, yellow squash , cut into 1/4-inch-thick slices, vegetable cooking spray, recipe cornmeal pizza crust dough, evaporated skimmed milk, cornstarch, grated asiago cheese, dry white wine, pepper, salt, garlic powder, tomatoes , cut into 1/4-inch-thick slices, freshly grated parmesan cheese, shredded fresh basil

vegetable broth, bulgur, sweet red pepper, sliced green onion, pesto sauce, cooked christmas lima beans or 2 cups pinto beans or 2 cups cranberry beans, fresh ground pepper, toasted bread , slices