53267 christmas sweet chilli Recipes

semi-sweet chocolate chips, butter, egg, sugar, coconut or cocoa powder, walnuts, chopped, marshmallows , either plain or colourful

pork shoulder steak, garlic cloves, chopped, maple syrup, nutmeg, salt, white wine, sweet paprika, sweet potatoes, quartered, sweet chili oil, sweet chilli dipping sauce

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

firm tofu, canola oil, soy sauce, ketchup, brown sugar, prepared mustard, white vinegar, chili sauce (i use thai sweet chilly sauce), chili powder, minced garlic, sesame seeds, green onion, chopped (optional)

white fish fillets, finely diced, red curry paste, fish sauce, cornflour (cornstarch), egg, green beans, finely chopped, green onion, finely chopped, vegetable oil, for deep-frying, sweet chili sauce, spicy cucumber relish

sweet chili sauce, passion fruit , pulp, lime , juice of, bananas, halved, mint, finely chopped, cream, to serve, ice cream, to serve, lime wedge, to serve

ground chicken, red onion, finely chopped, garlic cloves, minced, chopped fresh coriander, thai sweet chili sauce, egg white , moderately whisked, thai sweet chili sauce, rice vinegar, sugar, lemon juice, fish sauce, chopped fresh coriander, water, shredded romaine lettuce (we call it cos lettuce), carrot, grated, cucumber, sliced

vegetable oil (or peanut oil), pork steaks (scotch steaks cut into 2.5cm pieces), garlic cloves (crushed ), chili (fresh long red seeded sliced optional), ginger (fresh grated ), sweet chili sauce, soy sauce, red capsicum (small finely chopped ), brown rice (90 second microwave packet), bok choy (baby 1 bunch trimmed coarsely chopped ), thai basil (leaves )

white fish fillets, cubed, raw prawns, spring onions, finely chopped, coriander, chopped, fresh breadcrumbs, eggs, lightly beaten, salt and pepper, vegetable oil, sweet chili sauce, to serve

stale breadcrumbs, instant polenta, chopped fresh flat leaf parsley, garlic salt, grated parmesan cheese, chicken tenderloins, trimmed, nestle all natural natural style yogurt, canola oil cooking spray, mixed salad green, to serve, nestle all natural natural style yogurt, sweet chili sauce, garlic clove, crushed, chopped fresh coriander

sweet potatoes, red chili pepper, coriander, washed, unsalted butter, extra virgin olive oil, tamari, maple syrup

lavash bread (or sorj or tortilla), cream cheese (optional) or cottage cheese (optional), sour cream, sweet chili sauce, double smoked ham (or chicken or turkey slices), lettuce leaves (shredded ), cucumbers (julienned), carrots (julienned)

oil, water, pumpkin (a small or medium sized 1), eggplants, bok choy, tomatoes, garlic cloves, finely chopped, sweet chili sauce, grated ginger, fish sauce or 1/2 tsp soy sauce, dried parsley, dried oregano, salt and pepper

skinless chicken breasts , cut into strips, green pepper , cut into strips, yellow pepper , cut into strips, red pepper , cut into strips, onion, sliced thinly, orange juice, sweet chili sauce, red chili, slice diagonally, for garnish

cooked penne pasta, cooled, smoked chicken, sliced, avocado, sliced, red capsicum , roasted, peeled and sliced, sour cream, kraft* classic mayonnaise, sweet chili sauce

penne pasta, fresh asparagus spears, streaky bacon, cream, sweet chili sauce, salt, freshly ground black pepper, chopped parsley

olive oil, cooked white rice, sweet chili sauce, salt or pepper, paprika, egg, beaten, capsicum, chopped finely, red onion, chopped finely, breadcrumbs , to bind, ham (optional) or bacon, chopped (optional), crushed garlic