4683 christmas stars easier version Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Star Fruit (Carambola) Upside Down Cake
    star fruit, sliced and seeds removed, butter, melted and
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    star fruit, sliced and seeds removed, butter, melted, dark brown sugar, passion fruit, juiced (use what you have, star fruit, citrus, etc), butter, softened, sugar, eggs, cake flour, baking powder, salt, milk or 1/2 cup water, vanilla, almond extract
    40 min, 13 ingredients
  • Christmas Mini Choc Puddings
    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate and
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    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate
    1 hour 15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Christmas Jam (Pectin Version)
    frozen strawberries or 2 1/2 quarts fresh strawberries, h... and
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    frozen strawberries or 2 1/2 quarts fresh strawberries, hulled, cranberries, fresh or frozen, granulated sugar, liquid fruit pectin
    50 min, 4 ingredients
  • Christmas Tree Edible Centerpiece
    lettuce leaves (optional) and
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    lettuce leaves (optional), broccoli, & broccoflower heads blanched, petite carrot, mixed vegetables , grape tomatoes, cherry tomatoes, mixed olives, giardiniera (mixed pickled vegetables), carrot (cut in a star with a cookie cutter)
    20 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Stars
    butter, sugar , plus, sugar, egg, light corn syrup and
    8 More
    butter, sugar , plus, sugar, egg, light corn syrup, lemon extract, lemon rind, grated, all-purpose flour, salt, sugar, lemon juice, colored sugar sprinkle
    1 hour 15 min, 13 ingredients
  • Christmas Stars - Easier Version Christmas Stars - Easier Version
    shortening (or use 1 cup softened butter), sugar, eggs and
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    shortening (or use 1 cup softened butter), sugar, eggs, salt, vanilla, almond flavoring, flour, powdered sugar, milk, vanilla (or use the 1/4 tsp almond flavoring)
    1 hour 20 min, 11 ingredients
  • Star Fruit Pie (Carambola) Star Fruit Pie (Carambola)
    star fruit, sliced 1/2 inch (with or without seeds as the... and
    5 More
    star fruit, sliced 1/2 inch (with or without seeds as they are edible), sugar, quick-cooking tapioca, butter, nutmeg, pie crusts
    50 min, 6 ingredients
  • Star Anise Sauce Star Anise Sauce
    star anise, pieces (crushed ), soy sauce, hoisin sauce and
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    star anise, pieces (crushed ), soy sauce, hoisin sauce, five-spice powder, chopped scallion, red wine, sugar, black peppercorns, granulated garlic powder, canola oil, to cook, sesame oil, to cook
    25 min, 11 ingredients
  • Star Fruit Pickles (Carambola) Star Fruit Pickles (Carambola)
    star fruit slices (leave the seeds, they are edible) and
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    star fruit slices (leave the seeds, they are edible), sugar, vinegar, cinnamon
    1 hour 15 min, 5 ingredients
  • Star Fruit Chips (Carambola) Star Fruit Chips (Carambola)
    star fruit, firm ripe, sugar, water
    1 min, 3 ingredients
  • Star Anise and Coffee Bean Rub Star Anise and Coffee Bean Rub
    star anise (pods), whole coffee beans, black peppercorns and
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    star anise (pods), whole coffee beans, black peppercorns, table salt, granulated sugar
    5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Star Fruit in Mango-Orange Sauce Star Fruit in Mango-Orange Sauce
    star fruit, orange juice, mango, pureed and
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    star fruit, orange juice, mango, pureed, brown sugar (or substitute a natural sweetener of your choice, maple syrup or agave nectar work well), coconut milk (or a little less), pomegranate seeds (or cherries optional), cream (or vanilla ice as a topping)
    18 min, 7 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Star Fruit (Carambola) Mui (Fruit Snack) Star Fruit (Carambola) Mui (Fruit Snack)
    star fruit, cut in slices, lemons , juice of, salt and
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    star fruit, cut in slices, lemons , juice of, salt, sugar or 9 tbsp raw, chinese five spice powder, whiskey
    20 min, 6 ingredients
  • Star Anise-Rubbed Grilled Shrimp (Robert Irvine) Star Anise-Rubbed Grilled Shrimp (Robert Irvine)
    star anise, ground coriander, dried parsley flakes and
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    star anise, ground coriander, dried parsley flakes, dried chives, tobarashi (japanese 7-spice), garlic powder, salt, shrimp, deveined, low-sodium soy sauce, rice vinegar, brown sugar, lemon juice, lime juice, ginger juice from a jar of pickled ginger, chopped fresh chives, minced parsley leaves
    23 min, 16 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Christmas Star Rolls Christmas Star Rolls
    hot roll mix, butter, melted, sugar, ground cinnamon and
    5 More
    hot roll mix, butter, melted, sugar, ground cinnamon, pecan halves, brown sugar, light corn syrup, butter
    50 min, 9 ingredients




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