31256 christmas sausage meat Recipes

portabella mushrooms , wiped clean, good quality sausages or 125 g good quality sausage meat, olive oil, garlic clove, diced finely, red onion, peeled & diced finely, red pepper, diced finely, drained sun-dried tomatoes packed in oil, diced finely, parmesan cheese, freshly ground sea salt, freshly ground mixed peppercorns, grated cheddar cheese, fresh tomato, sliced thinly, parsley (to garnish )

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

sausage, bread , torn into pieces, shredded monterey jack cheese, eggs, milk, salt, pepper, shredded cheddar cheese

ground beef chuck, ground beef sirloin, hot italian sausage meat, casings removed, salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste, vegetable oil cooking spray

ground sausage meat, stalks celery, chopped, sage, thyme, marjoram, cubed bread (stale works best), onions, sliced, apples, peeled, cored, cut into small cubes, chicken stock, fresh parsley, chopped, salt and pepper

bulk italian sausage meat (mild or spicy ), onion, chopped, eggs, beaten, half-and-half cream (or use milk), mustard powder (can use 1 tsp prepared dijon mustard), day-old bread (toasted in the toaster then cut into cubes), shredded cheddar cheese (more to sprinkle on top after baking if desired), fresh ground black pepper (to taste), salt (optional and to taste)

refrigerated biscuits , regular size (1 package), olive oil, italian sausage , remove meat from casings (use spicy if you like heat), sweet onion, diced, fresh basil (chopped or sliced ), spaghetti sauce or 1/2-1 cup pizza sauce, swiss cheese, grated

cavatelli or 8 oz other shell pasta, head broccoli , large 1 1/2 lb, sausage meat, ground and mild, extra virgin olive oil, garlic cloves, smashed, crushed red pepper flakes, chicken broth, salt , to taste (optional), pepper , to taste (optional), cheese, grated (optional)

french breadstick (baguette), topside mince (extra lean ground beef), sausage meat, french onion soup mix, chopped parsley, cold water, capsicum, finely diced, spring onions, chopped finely, tomato sauce, melted butter , for glazing

sausage, crackers, crushed, eggs, divided, milk, onion, apple

lean ground beef (15 percent fat), coarsely grated whole-milk mozzarella cheese, sweet italian sausages, casings removed , meat crumbled, chopped fresh basil, fresh breadcrumbs made from crustless french bread, onion, chopped, chopped drained oil-packed sun-dried tomatoes, garlic cloves, minced, dried oregano, salt, ground black pepper, tomato sauce, divided, eggs, beaten to blend, dry red wine

lamb, ground, lamb sausages , meat squeezed out into a bowl, parsley, finely chopped, garlic cloves, minced, cilantro, finely chopped, ginger, ground, cumin, ground, white onion, diced, sea salt, black pepper, freshly ground, olive oil, puff pastry, sheets, frozen, egg, beaten for brushing, egg (for meat mixture), harissa, sesame seeds (garnish )

puff pastry, baked beans, pork sausage or 1/2 lb sausage meat

sausage, eggs beaten, milk, bread cut into 1/2 inch cubes, shredded cheddar, dry mustard, salt, pepper

simply potatoes traditional mashed potatoes, divided, chicken-apple sausage , meat removed from casing, frozen peas and carrots, divided, onion, minced, refrigerated biscuit dough

pecans, challah loaf (or other egg bread), cut into 1-inch cubes (about 12 cups), olive oil, bulk sausage meat (usually sold in a tube), unsalted butter, cut into tbsp pieces, onions, chopped, celery ribs, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, allspice, salt, freshly ground black pepper, dried tart (morello) cherries (4 oz; see cooks note:s), eggs, turkey stock or reduced-sodium chicken broth, heavy cream, coarsely chopped flat-leaf parsley

no. 1 onions, sliced, ritz crackers, crushed, sausage meat, browned and drained, salt, seasoning salt, cream of mushroom soup, cheddar cheese, grated, pimento pepper, well drained

breakfast sausage meat, crescent rolls, prepared mustard (your favorite kind ), sharp cheddar cheese, shredded