38813 christmas pies tarts Recipes

pitted tart cherries, sugar, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, crushed pineapple, undrained, cherry gelatin, firm bananas, sliced, chopped pecans, pastry shell (9 inches), baked

pie shell, baked, water, unflavored gelatin, white sugar, all-purpose flour, milk, egg whites, cream of tartar, white sugar, shredded coconut, almond extract

light corn syrup, brown sugar, eggs, slightly beaten, melted butter, salt, vanilla, chopped pecans, uncooked pie shells (i use the frozen ones ) or 48 miniature tart shells

tart apples, cored wedges, water, dried figs, chopped, dried apricots, chopped, dried pears, chopped, dried dates, pitted, chopped, dried prune, pitted, chopped, candied lemon peel, candied orange peel, candied cherry, orange , juice and zest of, finely grated, lemon , juice and zest of, finely grated, ground cardamom, ground cinnamon, anise seed (crushed ), sugar, walnut pieces, almonds

unflavored gelatin, cold water, white sugar, all-purpose flour, salt, milk, vanilla extract, flaked coconut, heavy whipping cream, egg whites, cream of tartar, pie crust, baked, flaked coconut

pack pumpkin (you can use canned but fresh is better ), apple butter, brown sugar, ground cinnamon, ground ginger (to taste), ground nutmeg, salt, eggs, lightly beaten, evaporated milk, pie crusts (2 if you want a top on it)

gelatin, water, cold, sugar, divided, flour, salt, milk, vanilla, almond extract, whipping cream , whipped until stiff, egg whites, cream of tartar, flaked coconut, pie crusts, baked

unflavored gelatin, cold water, sugar, divided, flour, salt, milk, vanilla, almond extract, cream, egg whites, cream of tartar, flaked coconut, pie crusts

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

tart pitted cherries packed in water, drained, brown sugar, white sugar, quick-cooking tapioca, almond extract, cinnamon, salt, butter, diced, recipe pastry for double-crust pie, milk

eggs (lightly beaten ), pumpkin (398 ml), brown sugar (packed), cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger paste, salt, evaporated milk, frozen tart shells (2 inch size)

pastry for double-crust pie, tart apples, peeled and sliced, ground lean pork, dried thyme, brown sugar, ground sage, salt, salt, fresh ground pepper, butter, egg, beaten with, milk

ground walnuts, brown sugar, beaten eggs, milk, butter, softened (divided ), vanilla extract, lemon juice, divided, pastry for double-crust pie (9 inches), tart apples, sliced and peeled (about 6 medium), sugar, all-purpose flour, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, salt, milk (optional)

pitted tart cherries, sugar, all-purpose flour, crushed pineapple, undrained, cherry gelatin, firm bananas, sliced, chopped pecans, pie shells, baked

pie, tart pitted red cherries, cornstarch, sugar, salt, cinnamon, almond extract, pie shell, streusel, melted butter, all-purpose flour, steel-cut irish oatmeal, dark brown sugar , packed, cinnamon, sugar to sprinkle as garnish

pie, tart ,cooking apples,peeled,cored and sliced, sugar, cognac, lemon peel,shredded finely, fresh lemon juice, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, butter, egg yolk,beaten, milk, recipe for pie crust, flour, salt, butter,chilled and cut in small pieces, shortening, beaten egg yolk, ice water

egg yolks, milk, sugar, salt, knox unflavored gelatin, water, rum (2 jiggers), rum flavoring, egg whites, sugar, heavy cream, shaved hershey s chocolate candy bar, oronoque orchards frozen pie crusts

pie crust, ready made, goat cheese, olive oil, dried thyme, half-and-half, egg, egg yolk, salt, pepper