36345 christmas maple cookies Recipes

shortening, brown sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, maple flavoring, all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, semi-sweet chocolate baking squares, butter (no substitutes), sugar, milk

shortening, brown sugar, egg, maple syrup, vanilla, flour, baking powder, salt

shortening, brown sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, maple flavoring, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, semisweet chocolate, butter, sugar, milk

chocolate wafer cookie, whipping cream, sugar, shaved chocolate , for decoration

refrigerated sugar cookie dough, pretzel twists, semisweet chocolate mini morsels, red cinnamon candies

shortening, butter, softened, brown sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, maple flavoring, all-purpose flour, baking soda, vanilla chips or 2 cups white chocolate chips, chopped pecans, butter, softened, sugar, maple flavoring, milk, pecan halves

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

shortening, butter, softened, brown sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, maple flavoring, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, baking soda, white baking chips, chopped pecans, butter, softened, sugar, maple flavoring, milk, pecan halves

butter, softened, peanut butter (reduced-fat or generic brands not recommended ), granulated sugar, brown sugar, eggs, maple syrup, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, quick-cooking oats, baking powder, baking soda, salt, peanut butter chips

butter, softened, sour cream, peeled shredded tart apple, eggs, maple flavoring, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, splenda brown sugar blend, baking soda, baking powder

maple syrup, pumpkin puree, egg, vanilla extract, butter, softened, unbleached flour, whole wheat flour, baking powder, baking soda, cinnamon, nutmeg, salt, pecans, chopped, peeled and grated apple

butter, softened, peanut butter, sugar, brown sugar, eggs, maple syrup, vanilla extract, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, quick-cooking oats, baking powder, baking soda, salt, peanut butter chips

all-purpose flour, baking soda, ginger, salt, maple syrup, brown sugar , firmly packed, egg, unsalted butter, melted, vanilla extract, oats, raisins, semi-sweet chocolate chips

flour (spooned and leveled), coarse salt, unsalted butter,room temperature, sugar, pure maple syrup, egg yolks

shortening, honey, maple syrup, eggs, vanilla extract, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, semisweet chocolate chips, chopped pecans

butter, unsweetened baking chocolate, sweetened condensed milk (do not use evaporated milk), sugar cookie mix , 1 pouch (1 lb. 1.5 oz.), ground cinnamon, hershey candy cane kisses , unwrapped

maple syrup, brown sugar, apple cider, ham steak , fully cooked, large dice, bow tie pasta, cooked, minced sweet gherkins, bibb lettuce, sliced red onion, diced gouda, marinated green beans , recipe follows, chopped fresh parsley leaves, vinaigrette , recipe follows, green beans, trimmed, cut in thirds, minced garlic, red pepper flakes, extra-virgin olive oil, white wine vinegar, salt, cracked black pepper, dijon mustard, sherry vinegar, olive oil, shallot, small dice, chopped fresh thyme leaves, salt, cracked black pepper

white flour, wheat flour, ghirardelli cocoa powder, baking soda, baking powder, salt, maple syrup, blackberry jam, vegetable oil, vanilla, chopped pecans, semi-sweet chocolate chips (or peanut butter chips if nonvegan)