161582 christmas honey sauce Recipes
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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honey, molasses, ketchup, ground cinnamon, paprika and11 Morehoney, molasses, ketchup, ground cinnamon, paprika, ground ginger, seasoned salt, meat tenderizer, ground black pepper, salt, dried oregano, minced garlic, steak sauce, worcestershire sauce, prepared mustard, brown sugar15 min, 16 ingredients
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Orange-Honey Saucecornstarch, chicken broth, orange juice concentrate, honey and3 Morecornstarch, chicken broth, orange juice concentrate, honey, apple cider vinegar, dijon mustard, dried tarragon7 ingredients
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Ukrainian Christmas Honey Cookies Medianykyflour, cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg, powdered sugar and7 Moreflour, cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg, powdered sugar, baking powder, extra large eggs, honey, chopped orange rind, egg, beaten with a little water for glaze, blanched almonds (without peel ), coarse sugar crystals35 min, 13 ingredients
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Ukrainian Christmas Honey Cake Medivnykbutter, granulated sugar, eggs, separated, honey and9 Morebutter, granulated sugar, eggs, separated, honey, sour cream, cake flour , sifted, baking soda, baking powder, cinnamon, ground nutmeg, salt, raisins, walnuts, chopped1 hour 20 min, 13 ingredients
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Christmas Pudding Shotschristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and2 Morechristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
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Honey Mustard Dipping Sauce Blendhoney, prepared mustard, barbecue sauce, tabasco sauce10 min, 4 ingredients
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Spareribs in Sweet Honey Saucespareribs, eggs, whisked, cornflour and6 Morespareribs, eggs, whisked, cornflour, tomato sauce or 3/4 cup ketchup, hp steak sauce, honey, salt (as much or as little as you like), oil (for frying ), green coriander , for garnishing55 min, 9 ingredients
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Chicken Wings With Soy Honey Saucechicken wings, honey, soy sauce, can use and5 Morechicken wings, honey, soy sauce, can use, worcestershire sauce , if no soy, ketchup, vegetable oil, lemon juice, garlic powder , do not use garlic salt11 min, 8 ingredients
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Chicken Strips with Honey Saucebone-in chicken breasts halves, egg, cornstarch, soy sauce and7 Morebone-in chicken breasts halves, egg, cornstarch, soy sauce, sesame seeds, fine, dry breadcrumbs, garlic powder, butter or margarine, melted, dijon mustard, honey, hot sauce11 ingredients
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Chicken Strips with Honey Saucebone-in chicken breasts halves, egg, cornstarch, soy sauce and7 Morebone-in chicken breasts halves, egg, cornstarch, soy sauce, sesame seeds, fine, dry breadcrumbs, garlic powder, butter or margarine, melted, dijon mustard, honey, hot sauce11 ingredients
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Chocolate Honey Fondue/Chocolate Honey Saucegerman sweet chocolate, coarsely chopped and4 Moregerman sweet chocolate, coarsely chopped, unsweetened chocolate squares, honey, butter, heavy cream30 min, 5 ingredients
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Breadcrumb Fritters in Honey Sauceeggs, breadcrumbs or 3 tbsp panko and4 Moreeggs, breadcrumbs or 3 tbsp panko, olive oil , not extra virgin, ground cinnamon, rosemary honey or 1/2 cup other honey, water20 min, 6 ingredients
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