19266 christmas clementine coriander citrus twists Recipes

clementines, low-fat milk, chia seeds, agave nectar, grated nutmeg

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

citrus-infused vodka (absolut citron), chambord raspberry liquor, champagne (fill to the top), lemon peel

coriander leaves, roughly chopped, green chilies, roughly chopped, garlic clove, roughly chopped, salt, lemon juice, tamarind juice, coconut cream, natural yoghurt

clementines sectioned & cut up, jicama finely diced, green onions minced, jalapeno pepper seeded & minced, cilantro finely minced, fresh lime juice, honey, olive oil, kosher salt

twisted pasta salad, chicken, cooked and chopped, tri color rotini, italian salad dressing (your choice , i used good seasons), mayonnaise (not miracle whip), lemon juice, yellow mustard, onion, chopped, black olives, sliced, chopped celery

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

citrus juice , reserved from salad fruit, olive oil, white wine vinegar, garlic cloves, minced, dijon mustard or 1 tbsp spicy brown mustard, ground cumin, salt, black pepper, leaves red leaf lettuce , cut in half crosswise, endives, sliced, fennel , sliced in slivers (optional), grapefruits, peeled, sectioned, and seeded , 1/3 cup juice reserved, oranges, peeled, sectioned, and seeded , 1/3 cup juice reserved, red onion, chopped

citrus squeezed, sugar dissolved, pure soda, water, some ice cubes

coriander seeds , coarsely ground in an electric coffee/spice grinder, flank steak, soy sauce, brown sugar, minced peeled fresh ginger, garlic clove, minced, vegetable oil, fresh cilantro leaves

coriander seed, ground, flank steak, soy sauce, brown sugar, ginger, minced, garlic, minced, olive oil, cilantro leaf

coriander, cumin, kosher salt, divided, black pepper, tuna steaks, olive oil, tomato (diced , about 3 tomatoes), yellow bell pepper, chopped, green onion, sliced, cilantro, chopped, fresh lime juice, black beans, rinsed and drained, fresh cilantro stem (optional)

coriander seed (toasted and ground ), cumin seeds (toasted and ground ), kosher salt, olive oil, sea scallops, cilantro sprigs, chick peas, soaked and cooked, or if using canned, drained and rinsed, serrano peppers, grilled, peeled, seeded and julienned, red pepper , brunoise, yellow pepper , brunoise, ground cumin, fresh lemon juice, extra virgin olive oil, cayenne pepper, chopped flat leaf parsley, chopped chives, salt and freshly ground pepper, red peppers, juiced and strained, honey, saffron, chopped red onion, sherry vinegar, olive oil, salt and freshly ground pepper, cilantro leaves, chives, spinach leaves, canola oil

coriander seeds, fennel seeds, garlic cloves, salt, olive oil, rib lamb chops (about 1 1/3 lb total ), baby artichokes, all-purpose flour, salt and freshly ground black pepper, olive oil, minced garlic, mint, fresh lemon juice , or to taste, dry white wine, chopped fresh parsley leaves, drained bottled pitted sour cherries , plus 1/2 cup syrup, sugar, dry white wine, cornstarch, chives, sliced elephant garlic, canola oil, for frying

all-purpose flour, cornstarch, fine salt, unsalted butter, softened, sugar, red currant jelly, eggs, egg yolks, sugar, sweetened condensed milk, all-purpose flour, fine salt, freshly squeezed clementine juice , about 6 clementines, lemon juiced (4 to 5 tbsp), clementines (about 2 tsp) zest finely grated, lemon (about 2 tsp) zest finely grated, clementines or 2 blood oranges, sliced and cut into small triangular pieces, for serving, optional