186696 christmas cheese mold Recipes

cherry jell-o, cream cheese, softened, nuts (optional), cola (very cold ), dark sweet cherry, pitted and drained

cream cheese, softened, shredded cheddar cheese, chopped green bell pepper , or to taste, onion, chopped , or to taste, sliced pimento peppers, worcestershire sauce, lemon juice, salt

sharp cheddar cheese , at room temp. (kraft coon brand in the black brick is the best), cream cheese, softened, velveeta cheese, at room temp, worcestershire sauce, garlic salt, drops tabasco sauce

cream cheese, softened, shredded cheddar cheese, green onions, chopped, diced pimientos, drained, butter, melted, worcestershire sauce, assorted crackers

cream cheese, softened, shredded sharp cheddar cheese, chopped onion, diced pimientos, diced green pepper, worcestershire sauce, lemon juice, chopped pecans, toasted, assorted crackers

ladyfinger cookies, cream cheese, white sugar, eggs, sour cream, vanilla extract, almond extract, cherry pie filling

cream cheese, softened, dried beef, green onion, chopped, cracker , of your choice

orange jell-o, pineapple jell-o, pineapple juice, boiling water, cream cheese, dream whip, salt, vanilla

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

cream cheese, softened, shredded cheddar cheese (12 oz.), red bell pepper , chopped tiny, chopped onion, lemon juice, worcestershire sauce, chopped fresh parsley , more if needed, tomatoes, halved, pimento stuffed olives, cheddar cheese , stars cut them yourself from cheddar or buy them bagged and pre-cut about 1-inch in size, lemon , rind of, cut peel into long thin strips letting them curl, assorted cracker

cream cheese, soft, muenster cheese, white cheddar cheese, shredded (1 cup), fine chopped onions, cherry flavored liqueur, dark sweet cherry, fresh (or frozen ), sliced honey-roasted almond, cracker

mild cheddar cheese, shredded, sharp cheddar cheese, shredded, extra-sharp cheddar cheese, shredded, mayonnaise, onion, grated, crushed red pepper, fresh parsley sprigs, melba toast

reduced calorie cream cheese, crushed pineapple, , drained (, juice pack ), chopped green pepper, chopped crystallized ginger, bottled hot pepper sauce (tobasco), carrots , thinly bias sliced

lemon gelatin, boiling water, pineapple juice, lemon juice, drained crushed pineapple, shredded sharp cheddar cheese, cream whipped

homemade cottage cheese or 2 lbs farmer cheese, sugar, cream cheese, at room temperature , cut into pieces, hard cooked egg yolks, crumbled, heavy cream or 1 1/2 cups whipping cream, ground almonds, lemon , zest of, grated, lemon extract, vanilla extract, vanilla bean , split lengthwise, golden raisin, chopped candied fruit , for decoration

cream cheese, at room temperature, crumbled blue cheese, at room temperature, goat cheese, at room temperature (log style), balsamic vinegar, salt & freshly ground black pepper, strawberry, sliced, basil leaves , torn into small pieces

homemade cottage cheese or farmer s cheese, sugar, cream cheese, at room temperature , cut into pieces, hard-cooked egg yolks, crumbled, heavy or whipping cream, ground almonds, lemon , zest grated, lemon extract, vanilla extract, vanilla bean , split lengthwise, golden raisins, chopped candied fruits , for decoration

garlic cloves, fresh basil , firmly packed, parmesan cheese, freshly grated, olive oil, sunflower seeds (shelled kernels), cream cheese, room temperature, butter, room temperature (4 sticks), sun-dried tomato, drained