81881 christmas bread in a jar Recipes

eggs, olive oil, courgettes, finely chopped (zucchini), spring onions, thinly sliced (green onions), stems of chives with fresh edible flowers, finely sliced and flowers shredded, roasted red peppers , from a jars, drained and finely diced, garlic cloves, peeled and crushed, red chile , deseeded and finely diced, salt and pepper, cream cheese or 400 g boursin cheese, milk, to mix, fresh chives, snipped in to small pieces, fresh oregano, finely chopped, fresh basil, finely chopped, salt and pepper, baby spinach or rocket or mixed salad green, fresh shaved parmesan cheese

white sugar, water, ground cinnamon, vanilla extract, white bread, toasted and cut into cubes, raisins, chopped walnuts, shredded colby longhorn cheese

day-old bread cubes, crust removed, tart apples, peeled and chopped, dried cranberries or raisins, egg yolks, eggs, heavy whipping cream, milk, sugar, heavy whipping cream, sugar, vanilla or rum extract, ground cinnamon and nutmeg

bread (a few days old), butter, sugar, eggs, apple, peeled and grated, cocoa powder, sultanas, raisins, candied peel, mixed spice, vanilla, scotch whisky (*optional), anise or 1/2 tsp fennel seed, extra sugar

sugar, m & s (use red and green for christ as), flour, baking soda, baking powder

garlic , minced from a jar, water packed (i used a tbsp), extra virgin olive oil, italian seasoning (i used a tbsp), pepper, freshly cracked and ground (i did about 50 cranks on the pepper mill which is about 3 tsp or 1 tbsp), salted butter, softened (2 sticks)

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

shortening, white sugar, eggs, ripe bananas, mashed, sour cream, salt, flour, baking soda, shortening , for greasing a pan, flour , for dusting a pan, brown sugar, for topping

focaccia mix in a jar, yeast, granulated sugar, crushed red pepper flakes, dried rosemary, bread flour, salt

unseasoned bread cubes, dried celery flakes, parsley flakes, onion flakes, chicken bouillon granule, poultry seasoning, ground sage, ground black pepper

butter, softened, sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, half-and-half, vegetable nonstick spray, half-and-half, chocolate chips, special equipment : four 8-oz jam jars, cleaned and dried

warm water, active dry yeast, milk, granulated sugar, salt, egg, bread flour, walnuts chopped, raisins, vegetable oil

egg, granulated sugar, vegetable oil, vanilla extract, buttermilk, all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, chopped pecans, chopped well drained maraschino cherry (best to use the candied ones from a jar,), raisins (optional) or 1/2 cup chopped dates (optional), semi-sweet chocolate chips

garlic cloves, skins on, extra virgin olive oil (evoo, twice around the pan in a slow stream), stalks fresh rosemary, stalks fresh thyme, presliced fresh mushrooms , about 1/3 lb (have gh slice for you), salt & freshly ground black pepper, to taste, tomatoes, roasted red peppers , from a jars, drained, tomato sauce, frozen spinach, chicken broth, chicken breast tenders (1 package), fresh ravioli, any flavor, grated parmesan cheese , parmigiano reggiano or 1 cup romano cheese, to pass at table, crusty italian bread or 4 rolls

cream cheese, grated romano cheese, chopped artichoke hearts (canned or in a jar, marinated is best), whole wheat pita bread

french baguette (think small sub size), butter (slightly melted ), garlic clove (i cheat and buy the chopped kind in a jar because i am too lazy to chop my own), grated monterey jack cheese or 1/2 cup cheddar cheese, onion, finely chopped, tomato, finely chopped, parmesan cheese, pepper, green onions, finely chopped (to garnish )

whole wheat bread flour, sugar, active dry yeast, salt, dried oregano, crushed, dried basil, garlic powder, dried onion flakes, grated parmesan cheese, beer

carapelli premium extra virgin olive oil, arbol chile, dried (usually in produce dept.), red pepper flakes (optional), dried rosemary, crushed, fresh garlic, chopped (i like roasted garlic from a jar also), kosher salt