59637 christmas beef dish Recipes

lean ground beef (90% lean), onion, halved and sliced, sliced celery, chopped green pepper, garlic clove, minced, butter, unsweetened pineapple chunks, brown sugar, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, white wine vinegar, salt, hot cooked rice

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

ground beef , pan fryed and drained, onion, green pepper, red pepper, olives, chopped, garlic cloves, tomato paste, peas, potatos, cubed, organic beef stock, oregano, turmeric, cider vinegar, olive oil, salt to taste, pepper to taste

ground turkey or beef, onion, chopped, water, tomato sauce, tomato paste, sugar, garlic clove, minced, chili powder, ground cumin, dried oregano, cooked rice, tortilla chips, toppings: shredded cheddar cheese , chopped green onions, sliced ripe olives, sour cream, chopped tomatoes and taco sauce

beef broth, chopped onion, chopped dried apricots, raisins, whole-berry cranberry sauce, undrained crushed pineapple, curry powder, ground cinnamon, cornstarch, water, cubed cooked pork, chopped pecans, salt, pastry for double-crust pie (9 inches), milk and sugar

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

beef chuck steaks , cubed about 11/2in by 11/2 in, canola oil, divided, white onion , chopped about the same size as you cube the beef, red jalapeno chiles, stems removed, roma tomatoes, cut in half, garlic cloves, coconut milk (2 cans is what i use-light or regular both work as well), turmeric, ground coriander, salt, salt, ketjap manis

beef for stew, water, tomato paste, brown sugar, balsamic vinegar, ground chipotle chile pepper, ground cumin, salt, ground black pepper, butternut squash , about 3 lb, water, tomato, chopped, ripe avocado , cut into cubes, optional, freshly chopped cilantro leaves

lean ground beef, onion, halved and sliced, celery, chopped green pepper, garlic clove, minced, butter, unsweetened pineapple chunks, brown sugar, all-purpose flour, white wine vinegar, salt, hot cooked rice

ground beef, diced peeled sweet potato, chopped onion, chopped red bell pepper, curry powder, all-purpose flour, water or ready -to-serve beef broth, black-eyed peas, rinsed, drained, light unsweetened coconut milk, fresh baby spinach leaves, freshly chopped thyme leaves, salt and freshly ground black pepper

brown sugar, smoked paprika, ground black pepper, beef shoulder top blade (flat iron) steaks (about 8 oz each), ready-to-serve beef broth, brown sugar, smoked paprika, chipotle pepper sauce, olive oil, spanish onion, cut in 1/2, thinly sliced (3 cups), brown sugar, ciabatta bread, shredded manchego cheese, freshly minced cilantro leaves

well-trimmed bone-in beef short ribs , cut into 4 by 2 by 2-inch pieces, salt, pepper, olive oil, spanish onion, chopped, aji amarillo paste, minced garlic, dry red wine, unripe papaya, coarsely chopped fresh parsley leaves, annatto seeds, olive oil, uncooked quinoa, water, annatto oil , optional, salt, pepper, coarsely chopped fresh parsley leaves, coarsely chopped fresh parsley leaves, for garnish

boneless beef top loin (strip) steaks, cut 3/4-inch thick (about 8 oz each), fresh figs, stems removed, cut into quarters, blood oranges, extra-virgin olive oil, fresh baby spinach, garbanzo beans, rinsed, drained, sliced red onion, coarsely chopped pistachio nuts, crumbled gorgonzola or other blue cheese

ground beef, onion, water, tomato sauce, tomato paste, garlic clove, minced, chili powder, ground cumin, dried oregano

rice vinegar, dark sesame oil, reduced-sodium or regular soy sauce, minced fresh ginger, beef top round steak, cut 3/4-inch thick (about 1 lb), baby bok choy , cut lengthwise in 1/2, spinach sandwich wraps or tortillas (8 to 10-inch diameter), reduced fat or regular mayonnaise, chopped dry roasted peanuts, minced fresh ginger, chili-garlic paste, reduced-sodium or regular soy sauce, rice wine vinegar, dark sesame oil

jalapeno peppers, ground black pepper, boneless beef top loin (strip) steaks, cut 3/4-inch thick (about 8 oz each), fresh lime juice, coarsely chopped fresh cilantro leaves, water, salt, extra-virgin olive oil, mixed salad greens, mango , cut into 1/4-inch slices, avocado , cut lengthwise into 8 slices, salt, shallot, very thinly sliced and separated into rings, shaved firm cotija cheese or parmesan

garlic, minced, pumpkin pie spice, pepper, boneless beef top sirloin steak, cut 1-inch thick (1 1/2 lb), dry red wine, uncooked bulgur wheat, water, salt, pumpkin pie spice, freshly chopped mint leaves, chopped salted roasted un-blanched almonds, dry red wine, roasted garlic-onion jam, sliced dried figs, stems removed, pumpkin pie spice, olive oil, salt and freshly ground black pepper, chopped almonds and fresh mint leaves, optional

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy