207991 christmas any cheese shrimp spread Recipes
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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chevre cheese with herbs, spread and11 Morechevre cheese with herbs, spread, creamy goat cheese, at room temperature, heavy cream, garlic clove, minced, chopped mixed herbs , such as basil, thyme, oregano or 2 1/2 tbsp parsley, snipped chives or 2 1/2 tbsp finely sliced onions, fresh ground pepper, salt, crostini, baguette, olive oil, garlic clove, crushed30 min, 12 ingredients
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shrimp - peeled, deveined and chopped, dry bread crumbs and9 Moreshrimp - peeled, deveined and chopped, dry bread crumbs, crabmeat, drained, jalapeno pepper, seeded and minced, shredded pepperjack cheese, shredded cheddar cheese, olive oil, garlic salt to taste, shrimp - peeled, deveined and butterflied, thick slices bacon, cut in half, toothpicks1 hour 30 min, 11 ingredients
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shrimp, peeled and deveined, crab claw meat , sorted and16 Moreshrimp, peeled and deveined, crab claw meat , sorted, onion, diced, green bell pepper, diced, red bell pepper, diced, garlic, minced, butter, cream of chicken soup, cream of celery soup, frozen corn kernels, chicken broth or 1 (14 1/2 oz) can shrimp broth, half-and-half or 1 cup heavy cream, cream cheese, dried rosemary, dried thyme, ground nutmeg, salt and pepper, cayenne pepper , to taste45 min, 18 ingredients
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shrimp, peeled and deveined, fresh asparagus and12 Moreshrimp, peeled and deveined, fresh asparagus, sun-dried tomato, sliced, shallot, minced, garlic clove, minced, white wine, olive oil, butter, arborio rice, parmesan cheese, grated, red pepper flakes, shrimp broth (or vegetable broth), lemon , juice of, salt and pepper45 min, 14 ingredients
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Gulf Coast Shrimp Spreadwater, fresh unpeeled shrimp, shallot peeled and quartered and6 Morewater, fresh unpeeled shrimp, shallot peeled and quartered, sour cream, salt, pepper, grated lemon rind, fresh lemon juice, hot sauce5 min, 9 ingredients
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Eggplant Pasta Soup With Feta Cheese and Warm Olive Toastseggplants, peeled and diced (about 1 1/4-1 1/2 lbs) and14 Moreeggplants, peeled and diced (about 1 1/4-1 1/2 lbs), diced tomatoes, ditalini, celery ribs, finely diced (save the celery leaves and dice fine), onion, fine chopped chopped, minced garlic, anchovies, fine chopped and mashed (i use a fork to mash them up), vegetable broth, fresh parsley, fine chopped, red pepper flakes, olive oil, salt (go easy), pepper, cheese and olive spread (see garlic feta toasts with a warm olive spread)1 hour , 15 ingredients
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Christmas Pudding Shotschristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and2 Morechristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
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Christmas Honey Fruit Dropschristmas honey fruit drops and13 Morechristmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.11 min, 14 ingredients
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Shrimp Medallion With Two Cheese Sauceshrimp or 8 large raw , cleaned, and cut open in butterfl... and12 Moreshrimp or 8 large raw , cleaned, and cut open in butterfly style, bacon , slices, lime , juice of, salt and pepper, olive oil, butter, all-purpose flour, milk, scalded, grated manchego cheese, cream cheese, salt and pepper, drops chipotle hot sauce , to taste, chopped parsley, to garnish (optional)20 min, 13 ingredients
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Shrimp Spanakopita Rollshrimp, cooked and chopped (rock shrimp is preferred) and9 Moreshrimp, cooked and chopped (rock shrimp is preferred), spinach, chopped, ricotta cheese, cottage cheese, mozzarella cheese, fresh garlic, chopped, egg, fresh basil, chopped, sheets phyllo dough, butter, melted35 min, 10 ingredients
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Shrimp in Capered Garlic Cream Sauceshrimp, 71-90 count cooked, peeled , deveined cocktail sh... and10 Moreshrimp, 71-90 count cooked, peeled , deveined cocktail shrimp with tail on (or similar sized uncooked shrimp, but you must have some part of the tail to make a proper sauce), garlic cloves, minced, shallot, minced (or 1/4 of a small yellow onion, minced), olive oil, capers, divided (1 tsp t), white wine, divided (4 oz for the shrimp, 8 oz for the chef, chardonnay or pinot grigio are best), heavy cream, parsley, minced, parmesan cheese, grated, salt and pepper, to taste, penne or 1 lb rotini pasta, cooked and drained40 min, 11 ingredients
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Shrimp Ball Recipeshrimp ball recipe and13 Moreshrimp ball recipe, cooked frozen baby shrimp (defrosted) (1-2 8oz. packages) chopped fine, cream cheese (softened ), butter (softened ), onion (diced ), worstishire sauce, ground pepper, lemon juice, shrimp cocktail sauce, chili sauce, lemon juice, lea and perrins worchestershire sauce, horseradish, mix together , chill. this can be make ahead of time.14 ingredients
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Three-cheese Shrimp And Mushroom Wrapsswiss (3/4 cup grated ), mozzarella and10 Moreswiss (3/4 cup grated ), mozzarella, canned grated parmesan, white onion, mushrooms, shrimp (i used the frozen, unpeeled ), creole seasoning (i used tony chachere s), real butter, divided, powdered marjoram, white pepper, olive oil, six-inch flour tortillas20 min, 12 ingredients
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