54782 cherry christmas puddings free Recipes

whole wheat flour, all-purpose flour, oat bran, cocoa powder, baking powder, baking soda, vanilla extract, salt, sugar-free cherry pie filling, applesauce, apple juice, sugar-free chocolate chips

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

maraschino cherries, eggs, lightly beaten, chocolate milk (can make your own with preferred amount of chocolate), sugar, butter or 3 tbsp margarine, melted, cocoa powder, cubed french bread (the size of dice), semisweet chocolate morsel (6 oz), sweetened whipped cream, maraschino cherry

cherry pie filling, divided, boiling water, jello gelatin , cherry flavored, cold water, angel food cake, cubes, cold milk, instant vanilla pudding, cool whip, divided

cherry pie filling, crushed pineapple, eagle brand condensed milk, marshmallows, chopped pecans, carton cool whip

baguette , cut into 1-inch slices, white chocolate, coarsely chopped, dried cherries, sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, eggs, heavy cream, whole milk, vanilla extract, unsalted butter, cubed, cherry jelly

cherry gelatin, boiling water, divided, sliced pears, undrained, lemon gelatin, cream cheese, cubed and softened, lime gelatin, crushed pineapple

cherry juice concentrate, fat free milk, vanilla low-fat yogurt, heavy cream, white sugar, salt, frozen dark sweet cherries, almond extract

thick slices challah or other egg bread (about 24 oz), whipping cream, whole milk, sugar, eggs, dark rum, vanilla extract, dried tart cherries, purchased caramel sauce, heated

frozen dark sweet cherries, skim milk, vanilla, splenda sugar substitute, to taste (i use 3-5 packets for sweet ), sugar-free vanilla ice cream, club soda (depending on how thick you like it) or 1/2-1 cup seltzer water, chilled (depending on how thick you like it), sugar-free chocolate syrup , additional to drizzle, cool whip lite or 1 -2 tsp whipped cream, to top

lady fingers, cherry gelatin, boiling water, black cherry ice cream, chocolate syrup, marachino cherries

lady fingers, cherry gelatin, boiling water, black cherry ice cream, chocolate syrup, marachino cherries

cherries , turnovers, butter croissants, milk (could use part , part whipping cream if you re feelin dangerous), butter, melted, white sugar, brown sugar, divided, nutmeg, allspice, eggs, vanilla, vanilla vodka (orange liqueur would be fantastic as well), white chocolate, chopped, dried tart cherry (could use craisins)

eggs, sweetened condensed milk (not evaporated milk), sweet cherries, pitted and chopped (fresh or frozen ), water, butter or 1/4 cup margarine, melted, vanilla extract, cubed chocolate bread, dried cherries

cherry chip cake mix, water, red food colouring, chopped pistacios, butter, honey, eggs

maraschino cherries, eggs, lightly beaten, chocolate milk, sugar, butter or margarine, melted, cocoa, cubed french bread, semisweet chocolate morsels, garnishes: sweetened whipped cream , additional maraschino cherries

butter, room temperature, divided, white sandwich bread (about 5 1/4x4 1/4 inches each), half and half, eggs, vanilla extract, sugar, semisweet chocolate chips, dried tart cherries, chilled whipping cream, kirsch (clear cherry brandy)

challah (or other egg bread, about 24 oz, 1/2-inch-thick slices), whipping cream, whole milk, sugar, eggs, dark rum, vanilla extract, dried tart cherries, purchased caramel sauce, heated