1603 bronco bubba better Recipes

asparagus , tough ends trimmed, lemon, thinly sliced, extra virgin olive oil, chopped fresh oregano (fresh is better if you have it) or 1 tsp dried oregano (fresh is better if you have it), salt, fresh ground pepper

butter, onion, chopped, garlic cloves, crushed, butter, fresh carrots, grated, broccoli, washed, cut (i use a whole rubber-banded bunch), flour, half-and-half, chicken stock (i use superior touch better than bouillon chicken base) or 1 quart chicken bouillon (i use superior touch better than bouillon chicken base), salt and pepper, to taste, nutmeg, grated sharp cheddar cheese

brandy, apple juice (the better the juice, the better the cocktail!), soda water, apple, thin slices, to garnish

graham cracker crumbs, raw sugar, vegan margarine (vegan), soft silken tofu (soft silk, well drained but not pressed), tofutti better-than-cream-cheese (better than cream cheese brand), pineapple juice concentrate, sunflower oil, lime juice, vanilla extract, organic maple syrup, ground coriander, arrowroot , dissolved in, cold water, dried orange peel, soymilk powder, psyllium , seed husk (powdered)

frozen french fries, olive oil, oregano (to taste), salt (to taste), pepper (to taste) or paprika (to taste), yogurt (i use strained greek when i can or just strain my own in cheese cloth overnight), lemons , juice of or 2 tbsp bottled lemon juice, seedless cucumber, finely chopped, garlic cloves, minced, fresh mint (can use dry but fresh is always better) or 2 tbsp fresh dill (can use dry but fresh is always better), salt

heavy cream, butter, dark chocolate chips (better quality , better results)

be made in a bread machine on dough setting , or by hand. but you have to bake in the oven., butter, lard or dripping, soft brown sugar or caster sugar, plain all purpose flour (or better with strong white bread flour - that s what i tend to use for better results), dried yeast or if making by hand then add some of the water to the yeast and make into a paste., warm water, salt

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

vegetable oil (i use crisco ), soy sauce, garlic clove, crushed, brown sugar (i used sugar twin to keep the calories down), fresh ginger, minced (fresh is better though) or 1/4 tsp dried ginger (fresh is better though)

italian sausage, lean ground beef, olive oil, mushrooms , sliced as thinly as possible, garlic (depends on how ky you like it, i love so i use a lot), red wine (good wine or cooking wine, the better the wine, the better the sauce), italian spices (or if you have fresh italian herbs on hand,use them to your taste, but it does turn out much better), tomato sauce, peeled crushed tomatoes (you can also use fresh tomatoes, but this makes the sauce really watery), tomato paste, parmesan cheese, romano cheese (not totally necessary, but the parmesan is really good), sugar (helps cut the acidity), salt (i ve never really measured on a lot of the stuff, but it sounds about right.)

white zinfandel wine (the cheaper, the better) or 1 1/2 liters other blush wine (the cheaper, the better), peach-flavored rum or 200 ml peach schnapps, apricot nectar (usually in the hispanic foods section), sliced peach (fresh or frozen ), pitted and halved bing cherry (fresh or frozen ), sugar, club soda or ginger ale, as desired

egg, hard boiled and sliced, sliced bread , the better the bread, the better the sandwich, coleslaw , green bean slaw

pasta (i prefer campanelle or fusilli from barilla), sugar snap peas, center-cut bacon, chopped, shallot, chopped (should be about 1/2 to 2/3 cup. red onion can be subbed but then up garlic), garlic cloves, chopped, red wine (the better the wine, the better the meal!), red pepper flakes, black pepper , divided into two 1/4 tsp, red wine vinegar, parmesan cheese (i mostly used kraft reduced fat with a few tbsp fresh mixed in), fresh parsley, salt and pepper

ice cubes (enough to fill blender 3/4 full), frozen limeade concentrate, tequila (the better the quality, the better the flavor ), triple sec, rose lime juice, blue curacao, margarita salt, fresh lime

unsalted butter (room temperature ), light brown sugar (packed), eggs (, room temperature ), unsweetened chocolate (, melted and cooled ( the better the chocolate, the better the cake.), vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, baking soda ( does not have a forever shelf life . if in doubt, buy a new box), salt, buttermilk, water (boiling ), unsalted butter (room temperature ), crisco ((like baking soda , criso does not have a forever shelf life.), sugar, chocolate syrup, salt, unsweetened chocolate (, melted and cooled ), vanilla extract (pure), egg yolks (, room temperature ), hot coffee (even if you hate coffee, do not leave this out! the icing will not taste like coffee!)

extra-virgin olive oil, garlic, kosher salt, high-quality whole milk, cultured buttermilk (preferably not low-fat ), kosher salt, heavy cream , optional, thick slices white bread (or even better, buy a loaf of fresh, unsliced bread and slice it at home as thick as you like), kosher or sea salt, tomatoes, fresh basil leaves , or large leaves cut in chiffonade, freshly ground black pepper

cider vinegar (the better the vinegar, the better the salad), salt, sugar, celery seed, pepper to taste, cucumbers, red onion, tomatoes

equipment, stock pot ., fresh pumpkin (smaller is better, from your garden is better yet), water