90 bowl s Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

sugar cookie recipe, after trying over 50 sugar cookie recipes , i found this 1 to be my absolute favorite. i love this basic sugar cookie recipe for many reasons. it taste great. it is simple with few ingredients. it will maintain it s shape which makes the dough ideal for molding. you must chill the dough for a couple hours (or overnight is great) or it will be very sticky to work with., butter, softened, cream cheese, softened, sugar, egg, vanilla, all purpose flour, in large mixer bowl combine all cookie ingredients , except flour., beat at medium speed , scraping bowl often until creamy., reduce speed to low ; add flour. beat, scraping bowl often, until well mixed., divide dough into 2 equal portions; wrap in plastic wrap and refrigerate unitl firm (at least 2 hours)., heat oven to 350o. roll out on lightly floured surface or parchment paper. bake for 7 to 10 minutes or until edges are very lightly browned. remove from cookie sheets; cool completely., url : cookiedecorating.com, chocolate cut-out recipe, yummy! crisp chocolate cut-outs with a brownie-cookie type flavor. this dough should be chilled for an hour or two (or overnight) or it may be sticky to roll., butter, sugar, egg, vanilla, all purpose flour, unsweetened cocoa, baking powder, baking soda, salt, in large mixer bowl beat butter , sugar, egg and vanilla until well blended. in medium bowl, stir together flour, cocoa, baking powder, baking soda and salt; add to butter mixture and blend well., refrigerate dough about 1 hour or until firm enough to roll., preheat oven to 325o. on lightly floured surface or parchment paper, roll out dough. bake 5 to 7 minutes or until no indentation remains when touched., cookie sheets ; cool completely., url : cookiedecorating.com, run sugar, run sugar icing is the classic cookie icing. it is a smooth textured icing that forms a very hard crust. it is made by taking royal icing at it s fluffiest form and adding water to make it flow. when it dries, you can stack the cookies. this type of icing takes several hours to dry. the icing has a simple, flavor with some crunch., powdered sugar, meringue powder, gum arabic, cream of tarter, water, water, first , mix-up royal icing (use this recipe or follow instructions on the commercial royal icing), in small mixing bowl, combine water, meringue powder and cream of tarter., beat until stiff peaks form ., in separate bowl, combine powdered sugar and gum arabic. mix thouroughly, then add to meringue., beat on low , then medium speed until stiff peaks form. after the royal icing has been mixed, divide the mixture into several small containers and cover with wet towel. add a small amount of water to each batch until it us just barely fluid, not watery. test consistency by dropping a small amount from spoon onto waxed paper. it should smooth itself in about 10 seconds. if it runs too much, add more powdered sugar. if it is too thick, add a bit more water., remember : keep this icing covered when you are not using it. it dries out quickly. place the icing in a bag with a tip #3 or #4. outline the area to be covered. quickly fill in the outline. if the icing is running off the cookie, too much water was added to the royal icing. if the icing is not smooth, add a bit more water to the royal icing. when icing crusts, pipe adjoining color. for added dimension or outlining, allow icing to harden (several minutes) and pipe on the top., royal icing, is probably the most popular icing that cookie decorators use. it is preferable because it holds up very well if the cookies need to be stacked, shipped, stored, etc.. royal icing can be made into a very nice glaze and also works great for very fine detail work. the biggest problem with royal icing is that it dries hard as a rock, and also tends to dry out the cookies more than a buttercream icing would. the drying rock-hard isn tsp a big deal if you are doing a cookie that has a thin layer of glaze and some basic outlines or decorations, but if you need a cookie to have thick piping, the thick decorations would almost be impossible to eat in royal icing., meringue powder, powdered sugar, water, vanilla extract (use clear vanilla if you want a pure white icing), almond extract, beat all ingredients together until stiff peaks form (about 10 minutes). to vary the consistency, add water to thin and add powdered sugar to thicken.

knorr leek soup mix (1.8 oz.), sour cream, mayo, frozen chopped spinach, thawed and drained (10 oz.), water chestnuts, chopped, serve with crackers or serve in bread bowl. i love to use king s hawaiian sweet bread.

scoops vanilla ice cream (a bowl full, approx.3-4 scoops), hot fudge (i use hot hershey s chocolate), milk (whatever kind), swiss miss mix (any kind of powdered hot chocolate mix is fine)

first , cut your shark into small, thick pieces, about an inch or an inch square. you are trying to make big bite size pieces so they will cook right but can be picked up and eaten easily., next , melt about a stick of butter (more or less depending on how much you are making) with about a tbsp of olive oil in a large bowl - you can do this in the microwave or on the stove and then reserve into a large bowl. let the melted butter/oil cool but do not let it re-solidify., coat the pieces well with kosher salt and ground black pepper. set aside to allow the bites to come up to room temp if they were in the fridge or on ice., ok now it is time to make the spice mixture for the bites. you will want to make enough to liberally cover the bites, but not too much that you are wasting all your spices. how much you need depends on how many bites you are making., in a small bowl, combine roughly equal parts of the following, paprika, chipotle powder, ground cumin, garlic powder, ground mustard, ginger powder, add to this some amount of chili powder and cayenne pepper. this will considerable heat, so adjust how much you to your and your guest s tastes. (note - you could forget all of these spices and just coat with your favorite blackened or cajun seasoning, but it won tsp taste as good of course).

cut green beans, wax beans, kidney beans, onion chopped, sugar, vegetable oil, cider vinegar, salt & pepper

ale, white wine, ground nutmeg , to taste, sugar , to taste, cleaned roasted crabapple (optional)

eggs, bacon, decent sized sausage patty, store bought hash brown , 1 handful of, monterey jack pepper cheese (or monterey as a non-spicy alternative), chopped onion, chopped green bell pepper, garlic powder, jalapeno powder (optional)

hawaiian bread, mayonnaise, sour cream, bacon , cooked crisp & crumbled, frozen spinach, thawed & drained, tomatoes (2 medium) or 1 cup roma tomato, seeded and chopped (2 medium), hot sauce (optional), crushed red pepper flakes (optional)

lean ground beef, onions, chopped, green peppers, chopped, chili seasoning mix, mexican-style diced tomatoes, drained, chili beans, drained, tomato juice, garlic salt, tabasco sauce, unsweetened cocoa powder

lean ground beef, onions, bell peppers (red and green ), whole tomatoes (drained and broken up ), kidney beans (drained and rinsed ), tomato sauce, salt, bay leaves, chili powder, cayenne pepper (or to taste *hot *), pitted spanish olives (drained )

old-fashioned oats, grape-nuts or ezekiel brand equivalent, shredded wheat, uncle sam cereal, ground flaxseed meal, raisins, handful of walnuts, banana sliced, kiwi sliced, grapefruit, milk substitute of choice

tang orange breakfast drink mix, pineapple chunks, drained , reserve juice, instant lemon pudding mix, chunky mixed fruit, drained, mandarin oranges, drained, maraschino cherries, drained, bananas

lemon jell-o gelatin, boiling water, frozen orange juice concentrate, undiluted, pineapple tidbits in juice, mandarin oranges in juice, bananas, sliced, fresh green seedless grape, halved, fresh strawberries, sliced

yellow cake mix (butter or strawberry, these flavors work best, but you can use any flavor. i prefer butter flavor), eggs (or as called for by your cake mix), oil (or as called for by your cake mix), water (or as called for by your cake mix), pineapple chunks, drained, mandarin oranges, drained, peach halves in syrup (i like to use spiced peaches, reserve the juice from both cans), maraschino cherries, drained, bananas, sliced into small pieces, cream, instant vanilla pudding, almonds (slices or slivers(or your favorite nut), sugar ice cream cones, crushed (optional), chocolate syrup (optional)

prepared hot mashed potatoes, approximately (try garlic mashed spuds!), broccoli florets, steamed, corn (steamed or roasted), carrot, cut into chunks, steamed (my addition, for color), grated tillamook cheddar cheese, salt , to taste, cracked black pepper , to taste

italian bread, jalapeno pepper, ground beef, olive oil, onions, green pepper, chili powder, whole tomatoes, tomato paste, red kidney beans, whole kernel corn