4719 big sticks funked Recipes

big red soda pop (64 oz), eagle brand condensed milk, strawberry, hulled and chopped (optional)

poundcake mix, vanilla frosting, red and brown paste (icing) food color, tomato slices: 5 plain flat round cookies (3-1/2 in. across), cheese : 4 orange air heads bars, lettuce : 10 pieces green fruit chews (jolly ranchers), onion rings: 10 white spice drops, sugar (for rolling ), olive : 3-in. piece red fruit by the foot, 2 thin pretzel sticks, 2 large green gumdrops, 1 red lifesaver gummy, eyes : 1 large marshmallow, halved crosswise and 2 brown m&m s, milk chocolate frosting, crushed chocolate cookies (famous chocolate wafers or oreos without cream), pine nuts (pignoli), you also need : 2-, 1-1/2- and 1-in. round cookie cutters (for onion rings)

buttermilk, sour cream, tangy blue cheese crumbles (recommended : maytag blue), kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, radishes, for dipping, tomatoes, for dipping, scallions, for dipping, carrot sticks, for dipping, celery sticks, for dipping

poundcake mix, vanilla frosting, red and brown paste (icing) food color, tomato slices: 5 plain flat round cookies (3-1/2 in. across), cheese : 4 orange air heads bars, lettuce : 10 pieces green fruit chews (jolly ranchers), onion rings: 10 white spice drops, sugar (for rolling ), olive : 3-in. piece red fruit by the foot, 2 thin pretzel sticks, 2 large green gumdrops, 1 red lifesaver gummy, eyes : 1 large marshmallow, halved crosswise and 2 brown m&m s, milk chocolate frosting, crushed chocolate cookies (famous chocolate wafers or oreos without cream), pine nuts (pignoli), you also need : 2-, 1-1/2- and 1-in. round cookie cutters (for onion rings)

canola oil spray, all-purpose flour, garlic powder, paprika, seafood seasoning , as needed (recommended: old bay), egg whites, lightly beaten, panko breadcrumbs, center-cut fish fillet, such as cod or haddock, cut into 16 (1-oz) pieces, salt and freshly ground black pepper, funked up ketchup , for serving, recipe follows, ketchup, mild barbecue sauce, sweet relish, yellow mustard, salt and freshly ground black pepper

big red soda pop, eagle brand, ice, rock salt, try adding 1 or more of these if desired, crushed pineapples, chopped strawberries, smashed bananas

ice, low-sodium spicy vegetable juice (recommended : v-8), freshly grated horseradish, pickled okra juice , plus whole okra for garnish, green olive juice , plus whole olives for garnish, hot sauce, plus more for serving, good quality vodka, chilled, smoked salt, freshly ground black pepper, celery sticks, for garnish, whole chives, for garnish

butter, (3 sticks) room temperature, sugar, egg yolks, pure vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, ground pecans, flaked coconut, nutmeg, salt

butter (3 sticks), room temperature, sugar, egg yolks, pure vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, ground pecans, sweetened flaked coconut, nutmeg, salt

slabs ribs, your favorite dry rub (recommended: big bob gibson seasoning and dry rub ), apple juice, grape juice, your favorite bbq sauce (recommended : big bob gibson championship red sauce), honey

red potatoes, soymilk or 1/2 cup evaporated milk, egg, brown sugar, white sugar, sugar, vanilla, marshmallows, big red chewing gum

tuna caviar, extra virgin olive oil, lemon, juiced, lime, juiced, pumpkin seed oil, toasted, ground pumpkin seeds, garlic chives, chopped, big eye tuna, diced, salt and pepper, to taste, calabaza squash, 1-inch dice, olive oil, salt and pepper, to taste, peppercress, pumpkin seed oil, extra virgin olive oil, lemon, juiced, lime, juiced, salt and pepper, to taste

white sugar, chili powder, paprika, cayenne pepper, ground celery seed, smoked hickory salt, meat tenderizer, salt, onion powder, garlic powder, paprika, chili powder, canola oil, fresh chicken, desired bone-in parts, buttermilk, lemon-pepper, no-salt seasoning, big mama s rub, self-rising flour, canola oil, for frying

butter, all-purpose flour, milk, salt and freshly ground black pepper, freshly grated nutmeg, butter , plus 1 stick, oil, dried porcini mushrooms , soaked in 2 cups boiling water, mixed mushrooms, chopped, fresh parsley leaves, chopped, plus 3/4 cup, plus 1/4 cup more for garnish, dried thyme or fresh thyme leaves, fat garlic cloves, minced, amontillado sherry, freshly grated parmesan , plus 1 cup, salt, rigatoni or other big pasta of choice, few sprigs fresh thyme, for garnish, special equipment : large roasting pan, approximately 12 3/4 by 16 1/2 inches.

top round steaks , trimmed of fat and cut into thin strips across the grain (it s easier to slice thinly if it s partially frozen), yellow onions, quartered and sliced, beef stock (homade is best), red wine vinegar, garlic granules, salt, real hungarian paprika (find a spice shop that sells da kin , the real kind), fresh ground black pepper, green bell pepper , julinne, red bell pepper , julinne, brown sugar, cornstarch, soy sauce, garden tomatoes, cut into wedges, pineapple chunks , reserve liquid, jasmine rice, cooked (3 cups after cooking), cinnamon stick (cooked with the jasmine rice)

diced celery rib, cheese sticks, sliced (white or 4 cheddar cheese), sweet gherkins, sliced, minced onions or 2 green onions, sliced, grated carrot, cooked white rice, dry mustard (add 2 squirts of liquid yellow mustard in place ), mayonnaise or 3/4 cup miracle whip

vegetable oil, all-purpose flour, salt, plus extra for sprinkling, black pepper, eggs, lightly beaten, panko breadcrumbs, celery stalks, cut into 3-inch sticks, 24 sticks in total, special equipment : deep-fat thermometer

white chocolate, chopped, red-and-white peppermint sticks or candy canes, 6 inches long (recommended: king leo sticks or red bird), drops peppermint oil or extract, a cookie sheet with sides , about 13 by 17 inches, lined with parchment paper or a nonstick baking mat