5033 big sticks funked aaron mccargo Recipes

poundcake mix, vanilla frosting, red and brown paste (icing) food color, tomato slices: 5 plain flat round cookies (3-1/2 in. across), cheese : 4 orange air heads bars, lettuce : 10 pieces green fruit chews (jolly ranchers), onion rings: 10 white spice drops, sugar (for rolling ), olive : 3-in. piece red fruit by the foot, 2 thin pretzel sticks, 2 large green gumdrops, 1 red lifesaver gummy, eyes : 1 large marshmallow, halved crosswise and 2 brown m&m s, milk chocolate frosting, crushed chocolate cookies (famous chocolate wafers or oreos without cream), pine nuts (pignoli), you also need : 2-, 1-1/2- and 1-in. round cookie cutters (for onion rings)

flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, margarine, softened, shortening, milk, vanilla extract, eggs, big red soda pop (or any strawberry flavored soda), instant vanilla pudding, strawberry gelatin, fresh strawberries (optional)

apple-smoked bacon, ground chuck, worcestershire sauce, onion soup mix, panko breadcrumbs, coarse black pepper, beef stock, fresh mozzarella cheese balls

pack spicy sausage (recommended : bob evans), canola oil , plus 1/4 cup, all-purpose flour, divided, chicken stock, chicken flavored bread stuffing mix (made according to package instructions), chopped parsley leaves , plus more for garnish, chopped thyme leaves, chopped scallions

olive oil, divided, garlic, shallots, minced, thyme, barley, chicken stock, currants, freshly chopped parsley leaves, whole wheat flour, egg, beaten

yukon gold potatoes (about 1 3/4 lbs, peeled and cut into 1 inch cubes ), eggs, onion, diced, celery, diced, sweet relish, worcestershire sauce, hot sauce, kosher salt, fresh ground pepper, mayonnaise, scallions, thinly sliced

allspice, ground cinnamon, light brown sugar, red pepper flakes, ground cumin, salt, fresh ground black pepper, canola oil

butter, (3 sticks) room temperature, sugar, egg yolks, pure vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, ground pecans, flaked coconut, nutmeg, salt

butter (3 sticks), room temperature, sugar, egg yolks, pure vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, ground pecans, sweetened flaked coconut, nutmeg, salt

slabs ribs, your favorite dry rub (recommended: big bob gibson seasoning and dry rub ), apple juice, grape juice, your favorite bbq sauce (recommended : big bob gibson championship red sauce), honey

red potatoes, soymilk or 1/2 cup evaporated milk, egg, brown sugar, white sugar, sugar, vanilla, marshmallows, big red chewing gum

tuna caviar, extra virgin olive oil, lemon, juiced, lime, juiced, pumpkin seed oil, toasted, ground pumpkin seeds, garlic chives, chopped, big eye tuna, diced, salt and pepper, to taste, calabaza squash, 1-inch dice, olive oil, salt and pepper, to taste, peppercress, pumpkin seed oil, extra virgin olive oil, lemon, juiced, lime, juiced, salt and pepper, to taste

white sugar, chili powder, paprika, cayenne pepper, ground celery seed, smoked hickory salt, meat tenderizer, salt, onion powder, garlic powder, paprika, chili powder, canola oil, fresh chicken, desired bone-in parts, buttermilk, lemon-pepper, no-salt seasoning, big mama s rub, self-rising flour, canola oil, for frying

butter, all-purpose flour, milk, salt and freshly ground black pepper, freshly grated nutmeg, butter , plus 1 stick, oil, dried porcini mushrooms , soaked in 2 cups boiling water, mixed mushrooms, chopped, fresh parsley leaves, chopped, plus 3/4 cup, plus 1/4 cup more for garnish, dried thyme or fresh thyme leaves, fat garlic cloves, minced, amontillado sherry, freshly grated parmesan , plus 1 cup, salt, rigatoni or other big pasta of choice, few sprigs fresh thyme, for garnish, special equipment : large roasting pan, approximately 12 3/4 by 16 1/2 inches.

canola oil, for frying, caramel candies , unwrapped, butterscotch chips, milk, vanilla extract, eggs, seltzer water, all-purpose flour , plus 1/2 cup to dredge apples, cream of tartar, granny smith apples, peeled and cored, cut into thirds, wooden pop sticks, cinnamon sugar, for garnish

unsalted butter, plus 2 tbsp softened, jalapeno, seeded and finely diced, seafood seasoning (recommended : old bay), all-purpose flour, whole milk, salt and freshly ground black pepper, shredded gruyere, shredded mozzarella, thick slices good quality maple baked ham, thick-cut slices hearty white bread, preheat a grill pan over medium-low heat

ground beef, jalapeno, seeded and diced fine, jalapeno, sliced for garnish, shallots, chopped fine, panko breadcrumbs, heavy cream, monterey jack pepper cheese, grated, garlic powder, kosher salt, cracked black pepper , plus pinch, creme fraiche, salsa verde, store-bought, dinner rolls , mini

butter, melted, crushed graham crackers, crushed vanilla wafers, crushed chocolate graham crackers, shredded sweetened coconut, oats, peanut butter chips, butterscotch chips, chocolate chips, chopped pecans, chopped walnuts, chopped hazelnuts, cream cheese, softened, sweetened condensed milk