1826 better mine delicous Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

unsweetened chocolate, chopped, butter, shortening, white sugar, water, egg yolks, rum, vanilla extract

flour, sugar, milk, eggs, vanilla extract, butter, melted, salt, sliced almonds, raisins, orange juice or 1/4 cup apple juice or 1/4 cup dark rum, or1/4 cup kirschwasser, granny smith apples or 1 large golden delicous apple, lemon, juiced, powdered sugar

whole milk, all-purpose flour , sifted, egg , large, unsalted butter, melted (plus more for cooking ), salt

apples, peeled and cored (golden delicous or gala), water, red cinnamon candies (red hots ), margarine or 1 tbsp butter, mint leaf (to garnish ) (optional)

golden raisins, dry sherry, bacon, diced, pine nuts, olive oil, divided, garlic, finely chopped, fresh swiss chard, coarsely chopped (stems should be small and delicate), kosher salt & freshly ground black pepper, to taste

olive oil, onions, chopped (about 1 onion), green bell pepper, chopped (about 1 pepper), crushed red pepper flakes, fennel seeds, crushed, garlic cloves, chopped (about 3 tbsp), tomato paste, red wine (fruity, not dry), crushed tomatoes, kosher salt, plus more for seasoning, bay leaf, dried oregano, crumbled, fresh ground black pepper, sea bass, cut into large chunks (or other firm , meaty fish such as shark, yellowtail, monkfish), cod, diced into large chunks (or other delicate, flaky fish, such as snapper), shrimp, shell on, crabmeat, cooked and cleaned, littleneck clams (or a mixture of both) or 1 lb mussels (or a mixture of both), fresh parsley, chopped

whole wheat pastry flour, baking soda (to neutralize acidity in honey), cinnamon (optional), salt, olive oil (mild or delicate), raw honey, eggs, mashed bananas (about 9 overripe small to medium), vanilla (optional), chocolate chips (optional), walnuts (optional)

cider vinegar (the better the vinegar, the better the salad), salt, sugar, celery seed, pepper to taste, cucumbers, red onion, tomatoes

equipment, stock pot ., fresh pumpkin (smaller is better, from your garden is better yet), water

lemon, halved, baby artichokes, olive oil, salt, cider vinegar, coarse-grain mustar, sugar, black pepper, chopped fresh dill, asparagus, trimmed and very thinly sliced on a long diagonal, mesclun or other delicate salad greens, matzo meal, salt, black pepper, eggs, skinless boneless chicken breast halves, vegetable oil or a combination of vegetable and olive oil

boneless duck leg, mushrooms, trimmed, shallots, pesto sauce, butter, white wine, scotch whisky, demi-glace or 1 1/3 cups chicken stock, veal fillets, salt and pepper, grand delice cheese, sliced (can use havarti or swiss)

washed spinach , chopped into 1/4 inch strips by about 1 1/2 inches long, washed green onion, chopped very fine,1/8 to 1/4 inch is good, fresh grated lemon , zest of, almonds, rice vinegar (marukan seasoned comes diluted to 4.1% acidity), bertolli extra light tasting olive oil (delicate & mild, so light it almost looks like veg. oil), powdered sugar (see footnote), salt

butter, sugar, almond extract, vanilla, cake flour, baking powder, milk, chopped walnuts, egg whites

cream cheese, softened, mayonnaise, pecans, chopped very fine, chopped olives, olive juice, ground black pepper

egg, broken cracker crumb (use a high quality cracker with a delicate flavor for the best results), mayonnaise, fresh squeezed lemon juice, fresh ground pepper, chesapeake old bay seasoning (such as old bay), lump crabmeat, tabasco sauce (optional)

butter, brown sugar, molasses (you can use any kind of you prefer. light makes a brown, delicate flavored cookie;), egg, powdered ginger (optional), baking soda, sour milk

homemade chicken stock, tomato juice, preferably organic, sea salt, unsalted butter, at room temperature, fettuccine, freshly grated parmigiano-reggiano cheese (or pecorino romano)