226 baked better than the Recipes

flour, melted butter, powdered sugar, well-beaten eggs, baking powder, sugar, lemon juice, flour

red potatoes, onion, chopped, stalks celery, chopped, chicken broth, sour cream, velveeta cheese, cut into small pieces, white pepper, salt, liquid smoke, cheddar cheese, chives, crumbled bacon or bacon bits

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

be made in a bread machine on dough setting , or by hand. but you have to bake in the oven., butter, lard or dripping, soft brown sugar or caster sugar, plain all purpose flour (or better with strong white bread flour - that s what i tend to use for better results), dried yeast or if making by hand then add some of the water to the yeast and make into a paste., warm water, salt

all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, baking soda, pumpkin pie spice (if you like a very strong spice flavor then add in another pinch of pie spice), grated orange zest (can use more or less ), eggs, white sugar (can use a couple of tbsp more for a sweeter taste), pumpkin puree, melted butter (butter is better to use) or 3/4 cup margarine (butter is better to use), milk or 1/4 cup half-and-half cream, dark rum, raisins, butter, butter, rum, sugar, water

flour, baking powder (heaping), baking soda, cinnamon (can use more or less ), allspice, nutmeg, salt, eggs, light brown sugar (can use more ), butter ( is better!) or 1/2 cup margarine, melted ( is better!), unsweetened applesauce, chopped nuts, sugar, cinnamon, allspice, nutmeg

dark brown sugar, unsalted butter, pineapple slices, all-purpose flour, cake flour, ground almonds (from 2 oz. of whole almonds ), baking powder, salt, sugar, unsalted butter, at room temperature, eggs, vanilla extract, sour cream

baking powder, baking soda, salt, granulated sugar, butter flavor shortening (i like crisco ), eggs, vanilla, milk, bananas , smashed (the riper the , the better), all-purpose flour, sugar , for dusting

lean ground beef, oregano, onions, finely chopped, cumin, canned chopped green chilies, monterey jack cheese, grated, garlic, finely chopped, canned stewed tomatoes, flour tortillas

yellow potatoes, salted butter or 1/4 cup margarine, coarsely chopped yellow onion, flour, salt, fresh black pepper, dried rubbed sage, chicken broth, milk, shredded cheddar cheese or 1 cup colby-monterey jack cheese, cooked crumbled bacon (divided ), chives (for garnish ), sour cream (for garnish )

spaghetti sauce, spaghetti noodles (1 lb) boiled, cottage cheese, cream cheese, softened (or buy whipped), shredded mozzarella, butter

bacon (cut up ), ground beef, brown sugar, sugar, vinegar, dry mustard, onions (chopped thickly ), ketchup, chili sauce, lima beans, drained, kidney beans, drained, butter beans, drained, pork & beans, do not drain

great northern bean, chicken bouillon cubes or 4 beef bouillon cubes, dark brown sugar, molasses, cornstarch, onion, garlic powder, mustard powder, chili powder, salt, black pepper, hickory smoked thick cut bacon , cut into 1 1/2 inch strips, water , plus 5 cups for second bake

spaghetti squash, asparagus, white mushroom, red bell pepper, garlic cloves, traditional spaghetti sauce, shredded part-skim mozzarella cheese , to preference, grated reduced-fat parmesan cheese , to preference, salt and pepper, to taste

frozen green beans, cream of mushroom soup, cheddar cheese soup, milk, pepper, french-fried onions (french s)

water, butter, flour, milk, salt, pepper, nutmeg, swiss cheese, shredded, cooked ham, cubed, asparagus spear

baked and cooled 9 inch pie shell (my butter pie crust kittencal s no-fail buttery flaky pie pastry/crust works great!), sugar, cornstarch, cold water, freshly-squeezed lemon juice (if you like an extreme lemon taste then add in a couple more tbsp lemon juice), egg yolks, lemon extract, drops yellow food coloring (optional but looks better !), vinegar, butter, cornstarch, cold water, boiling water, egg whites, sugar, vanilla, salt

unsalted butter (room temperature ), light brown sugar (packed), eggs (, room temperature ), unsweetened chocolate (, melted and cooled ( the better the chocolate, the better the cake.), vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, baking soda ( does not have a forever shelf life . if in doubt, buy a new box), salt, buttermilk, water (boiling ), unsalted butter (room temperature ), crisco ((like baking soda , criso does not have a forever shelf life.), sugar, chocolate syrup, salt, unsweetened chocolate (, melted and cooled ), vanilla extract (pure), egg yolks (, room temperature ), hot coffee (even if you hate coffee, do not leave this out! the icing will not taste like coffee!)