841 bachelor surprise Recipes

butter (salted or unsalted, your choice, at room temperature), salt, powdered sugar, egg, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, fruit preserves (flavors of your choice)

drained tuna fish, dry pasta (ziti, penne, or bow tie ), cream of mushroom soup (regular or low sodium ), green peas, shredded cheddar cheese

tofu or 1/4 lb seitan, cooked brown rice, refrigerated, egg whites, green beans, whole, carrot, diced, red bell pepper, diced, water chestnut, scallions, diced thinly, garlic , mined (i use the jarred kind), peanut oil, hot chinese chili paste, black bean sauce, soy sauce, dark sesame oil (or more ), chili oil (or more ), ginger, red pepper flakes , to taste

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

whole wheat flour, wheat germ, baking powder, baking soda, salt, brown sugar, butter, melted, egg, buttermilk, any flavor fruit jam

white sugar, unsalted butter, eggs, ripe bananas, mashed, all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, chopped walnuts, vanilla extract

white sugar, all-purpose flour, salt, butter, water, unsweetened cocoa powder, sour cream, eggs, baking soda, cayenne pepper, butter, melted, unsweetened cocoa powder, sugar, milk, vanilla extract

egg whites, vanilla extract, cream of tartar, peppermint extract (optional), salt, white sugar, milk chocolate candy kisses , unwrapped

egg whites, salt, cream of tartar, white sugar, vanilla extract, semisweet chocolate chips

white cake mix, instant french vanilla pudding mix, water, vegetable oil, eggs, drop red food coloring, or as needed, drop blue food coloring, or as needed, butter-flavored shortening, unsalted butter at room temperature, salt, clear imitation vanilla extract, sugar, heavy cream

butter, softened, crunchy peanut butter, white sugar, brown sugar, egg, all-purpose flour, baking powder, chocolate-covered caramel candies

espresso, raspberry flavored syrup, hazelnut syrup, hot cocoa

roasting chicken, whole, skin removed, water, ketchup, brown sugar, worcestershire sauce, vinegar, oleo, lemon juice, dry mustard, chili powder, paprika

butter, softened, brown sugar, egg, all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, chopped black walnut, flaked coconut

lean beef chuck, trimmed and cut into 1 inch cubes, dried breadcrumbs, salt, ground black pepper, yellow onion, carrots , cut into thick strips, stalks celery, chopped, dried basil, quick-cooking tapioca, sliced mushrooms, soy sauce, condensed tomato soup, beef broth

lean ground beef, onion, chopped, red bell peppers or 1 yellow bell pepper, chopped, old fashioned quaker oats, bullseye barbecue sauce or 1 -1 1/2 cup your favorite barbecue sauce, beaten eggs, salt and pepper

butter, light brown sugar, egg, flour , sifted, baking soda, salt, cherries, cut into small pieces, coconut, vanilla, nuts, chopped

boneless venison , elk, moose or beef chuck roast (3 to 3-1/2 lb), canola oil, onions, chopped, green pepper, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, crushed red pepper flakes, diced tomatoes, undrained, water, tomato paste, sugar, ground cumin, dried oregano, pepper