49866 bachelor chili surprise Recipes

chili without beans, shredded cheddar cheese, chopped lettuce, prepared guacamole dip, tortilla chips

chili sauce, spicy steak sauce, chopped shallots, beer or nonalcoholic, boneless beef top loin steaks (8 oz each), salt, pepper

chili sauce, lime juice, brown sugar, crushed red pepper flakes, salt, divided, beef top sirloin steak (1-1/4 lb), cut into four steaks, onion, halved and sliced, green pepper , cut into strips, sweet yellow pepper , cut into strips, olive oil, garlic clove, minced, pepper, reduced-fat sour cream, prepared horseradish

chili without beans, shredded cheddar cheese, chopped onion, chopped seeded jalapeno pepper, egg roll wrappers, oil for deep-fat frying, sour cream and guacamole, optional

olive oil, garlic, minced, onion, chopped, chopped jalapeno peppers, black beans with green chilies, drained, diced tomatoes with green chilies, drained, nacho cheese dip

tofu or 1/4 lb seitan, cooked brown rice, refrigerated, egg whites, green beans, whole, carrot, diced, red bell pepper, diced, water chestnut, scallions, diced thinly, garlic , mined (i use the jarred kind), peanut oil, hot chinese chili paste, black bean sauce, soy sauce, dark sesame oil (or more ), chili oil (or more ), ginger, red pepper flakes , to taste

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

cream cheese (at room temp .), onions, chopped, bell peppers, chopped, chili sauce, hard-boiled eggs, chopped, pecans, chopped, bread (no crust-saves work)

canola oil, fresh corn (thaw frozen corn first) or 3/4 cup frozen corn (thaw frozen corn first), egg, chili powder, salt, hot sauce (to taste), evaporated skim milk or 1/2 cup low-fat milk or 1/2 cup nonfat milk, nonfat dry milk powder (optional), onions, finely minced, roasted red pepper, finely chopped, canadian bacon , cooked crisp and diced (optional), cheddar cheese, grated (optional), chopped canned green chili , if using omit chili powder (optional), canned shrimp , if using omit red peppers and chili powder (optional)

chili powder, salt, ground cumin, garlic powder, cayenne pepper, boneless skinless chicken breast halves (4 oz each), canola oil, chopped green onions, jalapeno pepper, seeded and finely chopped, garlic clove, minced, diced tomatoes, undrained, cornstarch, water

whole wheat elbow macaroni, pork and beans in tomato sauce, crushed tomatoes, ketchup, barbecue sauce (or barbeque ), taco seasoning, dried chili pepper flakes or hot sauce

roasting chicken, whole, skin removed, water, ketchup, brown sugar, worcestershire sauce, vinegar, oleo, lemon juice, dry mustard, chili powder, paprika

boneless venison , elk, moose or beef chuck roast (3 to 3-1/2 lb), canola oil, onions, chopped, green pepper, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, crushed red pepper flakes, diced tomatoes, undrained, water, tomato paste, sugar, ground cumin, dried oregano, pepper

butter (surprise), cream cheese (surprise), vanilla (surprise), flour

condensed mushroom soup, green chilies (hatch whole chiles preferred*), soup can half and half (fat free is okay)

ground fully cooked ham , roast beef or chicken, hard-cooked eggs, chopped, mayonnaise , ketchup or chili sauce, prepared mustard, worcestershire sauce, celery salt, onion powder, pepper, chopped celery , onion or olives, optional, sweet pickle relish , optional, bread

diced tomatoes, undrained, water, diced peeled potato, diced green pepper, diced onion, garlic salt, chili powder, diced fully cooked ham, minced clams, undrained

hot dogs with about 40 calories and 1g fat or less each, ez as 1-2-3 alarm turkey chili (recipe follows) or low-fat turkey or veggie chili, baked tortilla chips, chopped white onion, fat-free american cheese , cut into thin strips, fat-free sour cream, chopped scallions, for garnish, tomato sauce, diced tomatoes, drained, chili beans ( pinto beans in chili sauce), not drained, red kidney beans, drained and rinsed, frozen sliced or chopped carrots, frozen sweet corn kernels, bell peppers (different colors), chopped, onion, chopped, canned chipotle peppers in adobo sauce, chopped , sauce reserved, chopped garlic, chili powder, ground cumin, raw lean ground turkey, salt, special equipment : crock pot