805 are stupid Recipes

potatoes, washed and cut in half, onions, left whole, carrots, cut into 3 to 4 inch chunks, heads cabbage, quartered, ears corn on the cob, cut in half, bratwursts (italian sausages are good, as are spicier versions.) or 12 other sausages (italian sausages are good, as are spicier versions.), beer, salt and pepper, to taste

onion, chopped, fresh minced garlic, green bell pepper, seeded and finely chopped, oil, carrot, peeled and diced (about 1/8-inch), white button mushrooms, very finely chopped (can use less ), seasoning salt (or use white salt is better), black pepper, worcestershire sauce, chopped fresh parsley, chili sauce or 1/4 cup ketchup, grated parmesan cheese (can use more or less ), fresh breadcrumbs, full-fat milk (or use half and half), eggs , slighty beaten (if you are using extra large or jumbo only use 1 egg), ground turkey (use a mixture of both white and dark meat), chili sauce (or use 1 cup ketchup mixed with 2 tablespooons brown sugar)

mushrooms, garlic, peeled and crushed, stock (use chicken or vegetable depending on whether you are making this for a vegetarian or a non-ve), cream, salt, butter, black pepper, fresh parsley, washed and finely chopped, olive, chopped

fresh blackberries (if you are using frozen berries, increase flour by 1/3 cup) or 2 (14 oz) packages of frozen berries, thawed and drained. (if you are using frozen berries, increase flour by 1/3 cup), granulated sugar, all-purpose flour, lemon juice, butter, melted, sugar, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, cinnamon, sugar, shortening, whipping cream, buttermilk

lean good-quality sausages (venison are the leanest, otherwise opt for lean pork or beef), bell peppers, quartered and then halved if pieces are very large (red orange or yellow), red onions, quartered, courgettes, sliced in 1 inch pieces (depending on size), new potatoes, cut in half (depending on size) (optional), olive oil, mixed italian herbs, garlic cloves, crushed (or garlic paste), tomato paste, black pepper

whole wheat flour, baking powder, baking soda, egg, bananas , make sure they are ripe, bran flakes , unprocessed (bob s red mill sells this- among other brands, these are only for adding to recipes, not a hot or co), skim milk, honey, nutmeg, freshly grated, cinnamon, walnuts

pinto beans , make sure they are light in color not old and dark beans, onion, garlic cloves, vegetable oil, water, salt

kielbasa (more if you are making for a large group), onion, diced, stewed tomatoes, rotel, black-eyed peas

leftover cooked white beans (these are best cooked with a ham hock for flavor), all-purpose flour, enough to bind patties, butter, vegetable oil, mayonnaise, white bread, onion, sliced into rings

angel food cake, cream cheese, softened, sweetened condensed milk, sugar, cornstarch, strawberry gelatin (recommended : jell-o), water, fresh strawberries, cut in 1/2 (if berries are extra large, they can be cut into quarters), whole fresh strawberries and mint leaves, for garnish

pudding (any flavor... butterscotch or chocolate are good, i use sugar-free), grape-nuts cereal

plain flour (all-purpose), salted butter, salt (can be omitted), ground cinnamon, caster sugar (white ), fridge-cold water (increase this to 100-120ml if using gluten free flour), icing sugar, cinnamon, egg (use milk instead of and water glaze if you wish to make an -free apple pie), fridge-cold water, cooking apples (normal eating apples are just not tart enough for this recipe!), dark muscovado sugar, light brown sugar, lemon juice (fresh or bottled ), ground cinnamon, nutmeg (optional), fridge-cold water, butter, milk (skimmed or non-fat, semi-skimmed or half & half or full fat are all fine) or 1600 ml cream (if you want a really creamy sauce!), cornflour, vanilla pod or 3 tsp essence or 3 tsp extract, caster sugar

milk, butter, pretzels (butter-flavored are very nice in this dish, but plain are fine)

shell pasta (i like small shells , ditalini or anything small in shape. rotini, spirals, and penne is too big to m), snow peas (ends trimmed and cut in half on an angle), frozen baby peas (thawed ), shallots, thin sliced, roasted red pepper vinaigrette, chives, chopped fine, salt, pepper, roasted red peppers (most jars are about 7 oz, if you want to make your own, approximately 1 large bell pepper roasted pe), balsamic vinegar (you can substitute red wine if you want, it changes the flavor a bit but it will work just fine), garlic, minced, shallots, minced, olive oil, honey, red pepper flakes (optional), salt, pepper, grated parmesan cheese

fresh bay scallops (frozen are fine if fresh are not available) or 1 lb sea scallops (frozen are fine if fresh are not available), butter, melted, dry sherry, soft cracker crumbs or 1/3 cup breadcrumbs, garlic salt, paprika, dry mustard (optional), lemon wedge

peanut butter or 1 cup hazelnut butter or 1 cup almond butter or 1 cup smooth cashew butter, salt (less if using pre- ed butter), powdered sugar, bittersweet chocolate chips , the ghirardelli 60% cocoa ones are my favorite and are non-dairy (if you like really dark chocolate)

leftover cooked white beans (these are best cooked with a ham hock for flavor), all-purpose flour, enough to bind patties, butter, vegetable oil, mayonnaise, white bread, onion, sliced into rings

boneless, skinless chicken breast (4 are for portuguese chicken recipe), salt, carrot, peeled and sliced diagonally into 1/2-inch slices, ribs celery , cut into 2-inch pieces on an angle, onion, cut into 1 1/2 inch chunks, bay leaf, fresh or dried, fresh thyme, chicken stock, instant couscous, blades chives, snipped or chopped, garnish, chopped flat-leaf parsley, for garnish