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The Worst Grilled Cheese Recipe

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Ingredients:

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old moldy bread you stole from your friend
crusty cheese from the rat trap
grease from behind the stove(do not remove the dust bunnies,they add flavor)
1 six pack of beer
1 movie

Directions:

Take moldy bread and place it on the countertop(if you drop it on the floor.. its okay to use it to clean up the kool-aid your kids spilled.)
Now use generous portions of grease to completely saturate your now tasty bread
Fight off the rats and apply cheese to bread
Use the skillet your mother-in-law gave you as wedding present that your kids have been using as a ping pong paddle and place sandwich in.
Cook on high.
Now time for some relaxation .
Open beer
Watch movie
Call Fire Dept(because you left it on)
Let Fire Dept put out fire.
Have firefighter check and see if outside of sandwich is golden brown
If sandwich is black have another beer.
ENJOY

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Nutrition Facts

Per Serving Per 100 g

Amount Per 1 Serving
Calories	0 Kcal (0 kJ)
Calories from fat	0 Kcal
		% Daily Value*
Total Fat	0g	0%

Amount Per 100 g
Calories	0 Kcal (0 kJ)
Calories from fat	0 Kcal
		% Daily Value*
Total Fat	0g	0%

* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
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Tastes

salty
savory
bitter
sweet

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