82 thornton gran Recipes

old-fashioned oats, wheaties, whole almonds, pecan halves, flaked coconut, toasted wheat germ, sesame seeds, toasted, ground cinnamon, butter, melted, maple syrup, honey, pineapple tidbits, drained, mandarin oranges, drained, halved green grapes, firm bananas, sliced, sliced fresh strawberries, vanilla yogurt

unsalted butter, coarsely chopped white onion, coarsely chopped cremini mushrooms (about 4 cups), coarsely chopped fennel (from 1 medium bulb), chopped celery (from 2 medium stalks ), heavy cream, low-sodium chicken broth, eggs, ciabatta or other country-style bread, medium dice (about 8 cups), coarsely grated aged pecorino (about 3 oz), such as gran pecorino (not pecorino romano), chopped fresh italian parsley, chopped fresh sage leaves

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

eggs, beaten, sugar, self-rising flour (don tsp substitute any other flour for this 1!), milk, vanilla extract, butter, melted (don tsp substitute margarine!), coconut (or, freshly grated, if you like )

dark corn syrup, granulated sugar, butter or 3 tbsp margarine, melted, pecan halves, eggs, lightly beaten with a fork, vanilla, salt

sweet and tart apples , such as granny smith and golden delicious, peeled, cored and cut into pieces, sugar or cinnamon, fresh lemon juice, all-butter frozen puff pastry (2 sheets), thawed (recommended : pepperidge farm), egg, beaten , for egg wash, sugar, vanilla ice cream , for serving, caramel sauce , recipe follows, for serving, sugar, heavy cream

ice, part your favorite vodka, part melon liqueur (recommended : midori or generic brand), orange juice, various melon balls ( cantaloupe, honeydew, or watermelon - using all 3 is called triple-lindy and is definitely money)

all-purpose flour, plus more for bench and cutters, sugar, fine sea salt, chilled unsalted butter, cut into 1/2-inch cubes, ice water , plus more as needed, ripe but firm peaches, lemon, juiced, almond extract, all-purpose flour, sugar, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, fine sea salt, butter, cut into small pieces, egg, special equipment : fluted pizza cutter or fluted ravioli cutter

butter, softened, sugar, egg yolk, vanilla, flour, salt, cream cheese, sugar or 2 1/4 cups granular artificial sweetener, flour, sour cream, at room temperature, vanilla, extra large eggs, seedless raspberry jam, grand marnier , liquore, fresh raspberries

canola oil, water, cider vinegar, cider vinegar, sugar substitute (equivalent to 1 tbsp gran. sugar), poppy seeds, grated onion, ground mustard, salt, torn romaine lettuce, unpeeled granny smith apples, chopped, mandarin oranges, drained, pecan halves, toasted, crumbled blue cheese

ground lamb, onion, chopped, bay leaf, mushrooms, sliced, carrots, sliced, plain whole wheat flour, beef stock, tomato puree, salt and pepper, potatoes, peeled and chopped, butter, fresh milk, lancashire cheese, crumbled

high grade flour, surebake active dry yeast, sugar, salt, oil (any ), warm water

unsalted butter, el rey gran saman dark chocolate (70 percent cacao) or scharffen berger dark chocolate (70 percent cacao), finely chopped, el rey bucare dark chocolate (58.5 percent cacao), finely chopped, light brown sugar, granulated sugar, eggs, lightly beaten, dark rum, pure vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, salt, unsweetened medium flaked coconut or 1 cup fresh coconut, grated on the medium side of a box grater, unsalted roasted cashews, coarsely chopped, chopped cacao nibs

whole milk, vanilla bean, egg yolks, sugar, honey, cornstarch, flour, salt, baking powder, dry yeast, warm water, milk, vegetable oil, for frying, cinnamon and powdered sugar, for dusting, hulled and quartered strawberries, diced pineapple, sliced bananas, sherry, brown sugar, chopped mint, sherry vinegar, honey

butter, brown sugar , packed, flour, nuts, gran. sugar, cream cheese, eggs, milk, lemon juice, vanilla or almond extract.

carrots 1 chopped 1 grated, onions, half a turnip (swede) chop half grate the other half, leek, potatoes chopped, fulls of red lentils, smoked ham hough or pack of smoked bacon chopped, veg oil, salt and peppir to taste, water

a/p flour, baking powder, grated lemon zest, gran. sugar, plus extra for topping muffins, eggs, milk, poppy seeds, salt, unsalted butter

thawed frozen raspberries, less cup gran. sugar, chambord ( or a nipa)