81 thomas jefferson bachelor Recipes

frozen cheese ravioli (semi-thawed), cartons frozen spaghetti sauce with meat (thawed), shredded mozzarella cheese

tofu or 1/4 lb seitan, cooked brown rice, refrigerated, egg whites, green beans, whole, carrot, diced, red bell pepper, diced, water chestnut, scallions, diced thinly, garlic , mined (i use the jarred kind), peanut oil, hot chinese chili paste, black bean sauce, soy sauce, dark sesame oil (or more ), chili oil (or more ), ginger, red pepper flakes , to taste

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

ground beef, fresh mushrooms, chopped, onion, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, tomatoes, chopped, tomato paste, water, soy sauce, bay leaves, dried basil , oregano and parsley flakes, salt, honey, dried marjoram , thyme and rosemary, crushed, pepper, hot cooked spaghetti

butter, sliced yellow onion, whole tomatoes or 6 whole canned tomatoes, basil (i use both) or oregano, to taste (i use both), dry white wine or 1/4 cup beer, salt and pepper, to taste

white bread, with crusts removed, prosciutto or ham slices, sharp cheddar cheese, sliced or shredded, eggs, milk, chopped onion, shopped green pepper, salt, pepper, dry mustard, worcestershire sauce, tabasco sauce, melted butter, corn flakes or special k cereal, cereals

unflavored gelatin, cold water, cranberry juice, sugar, salt, madeira wine, strained juice of 3 lemons, strawberries for garnish ., decorative mold...chilled ahead of time

espresso, raspberry flavored syrup, hazelnut syrup, hot cocoa

roasting chicken, whole, skin removed, water, ketchup, brown sugar, worcestershire sauce, vinegar, oleo, lemon juice, dry mustard, chili powder, paprika

butter, softened, brown sugar, egg, all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, chopped black walnut, flaked coconut

scallops, cooked, tomato, peeled & chopped, onion, chopped, garlic , to taste, parsley, chopped, butter, cream of mushroom soup, sherry wine, breadcrumbs , as needed, parmesan cheese , as needed

lean beef chuck, trimmed and cut into 1 inch cubes, dried breadcrumbs, salt, ground black pepper, yellow onion, carrots , cut into thick strips, stalks celery, chopped, dried basil, quick-cooking tapioca, sliced mushrooms, soy sauce, condensed tomato soup, beef broth

lean ground beef, onion, chopped, red bell peppers or 1 yellow bell pepper, chopped, old fashioned quaker oats, bullseye barbecue sauce or 1 -1 1/2 cup your favorite barbecue sauce, beaten eggs, salt and pepper

boneless pork shoulder, cut into 8 pieces and trimmed of excess fat, salt & freshly ground black pepper, to taste, canola oil, panko breadcrumbs, bacon, thick cut , cut crosswise into 1/2-inch strips, yellow onions, coarsely chopped (about 3 medium onions), sauvignon blanc wine or 2 cups other dry white wine, tomato paste, italian plum tomatoes, peeled and drained and coarsely chopped, chicken broth, great northern beans , fully cooked and drained, chorizo sausage , fully cooked or smoked about 1 1/2 lb. total, each halved on the diagonal, head of garlic , halved crosswise, fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped , plus more for garnish, baguette , cut into 1/2-inch-thick slices, olive oil , extra virgin, for brushing, coarse sea salt , such as sel gris, for garnish

butter, light brown sugar, egg, flour , sifted, baking soda, salt, cherries, cut into small pieces, coconut, vanilla, nuts, chopped

boneless venison , elk, moose or beef chuck roast (3 to 3-1/2 lb), canola oil, onions, chopped, green pepper, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, crushed red pepper flakes, diced tomatoes, undrained, water, tomato paste, sugar, ground cumin, dried oregano, pepper

brown sugar, flour, nutmeg, half-and-half, eggs, slightly beaten, lemon juice, grated lemon , rind of, margarine, melted, unbaked pie shell, cream , optional

vanilla bean, split and seeds removed (i substitute 2 tsp vanilla, egg yolks, heavy cream, sugar