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garlic cloves, minced (large), salted shrimp (find in jars at the korean grocers), fish sauce (preferably a thai brand), korean hot red pepper (don tsp substitute this), sugar, ginger juice (grated ginger squeezed to get the juice), salted anchovies (again , find this in jars at the korean grocers), napa cabbage (large, washed and cut into bite-sized pieces), salt (scant), green onion (washed and sliced into 2 inch lengths )

spareribs, onion, chopped, garlic, minced, vegetable oil, applesauce, ketchup, parsley, chopped (this is for fresh , half the amount if using dry), honey, lemon juice, worcestershire sauce, salt, prepared mustard, ground ginger, pepper

eggs , hardcooked and cooled, juice only of jarred pickled beets or red food coloring, juice only of jarred jalapeno peppers or green food coloring, celery, chopped, sweet gherkins, chopped, honey mustard (or your favourite), kosher salt , to taste, black pepper , to taste, mayonnaise , to moisten,your taste, balsamic vinegar, tabasco sauce (optional), jalapeno juice or chopped jalapeno (optional), sour cream , combined well with (optional), canned rotel tomatoes, drained ,hot version,in place of mayonanise,more to taste (optional), paprika, fresh basil , rough chop, black olives or green pimento stuffed olive, sliced, sliced jalapeno, honey roasted peanuts , coarse crush (kids like this)

wheat flour tortillas, shredded lettuce, shredded carrot, onion, chopped, tomato, chopped, shredded cheddar cheese (or any kind you like ), olive oil, garlic powder, worcestershire sauce (use vegetarian version to make this recipe suitable for vegetarians.), salt and pepper

dried lentils, whole tomatoes, tomato sauce, water, diced carrot, chopped onion, chopped ham , i use smoked sausage, salt , in my house this is (optional), marjoram, dried mustard, brown sugar

bone-in chicken breast halves (could use left over chicken or rotisserie chicken, as well), salt, pepper, garlic, minced, cream cheese, softened, ranch dressing, hot sauce (texas pete seems to give the best flavor, but this is up to you), stalks celery, chopped (i run mine through the food processor)

apples (i like gala or a mix of gala and granny smith for this recipe), whole berry cranberry sauce, splenda granular or 3/4 cup sugar, flour, walnuts or 1/4 cup pecans, chopped, oats (i use quick-cook ), brown sugar , packed, flour, cinnamon, butter, melted

ziti pasta, olive oil, onion, diced, minced garlic cloves, ricotta cheese, grated parmesan cheese, crushed tomatoes (for this recipe i use cento tomatoes), salt, bay leaf, fresh black pepper, grated mozzarella cheese, store bought pesto sauce

head iceberg lettuce, chopped, boneless skinless chicken breasts, boiled and cut into bite size pieces, carrot, shredded, cucumber, peeled cut into quarters and thinly sliced, fresh cilantro, chopped, green onions, sliced, peanuts, coarsely crushed (i do this in a ziplock bag and use my rolling pin) or 1/2 cup chow mein noodles (or a combo), peanut oil, toasted sesame oil, cider vinegar, soy sauce, sugar, garlic cloves, minced, fresh ginger, grated

chicken broth (or vegetable broth), green beans (drained ), corn (drained ), carrots, chopped (enough to fill a 15 oz can), potatoes, chopped (enough to fill a 15 oz can), stalks celery, chopped (enough to fill a 15 oz can), onion, chopped (enough to fill a 15 oz can), lentils (use more or less depending on how soupy or stewy you want it, the lentils absorb a lot of water), pizza sauce (trust me, this is key)

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

fresh fish fillet. the preferred fish for hawaiian sashimi are yellow fin, albacore or big eye tuna., light soy sauce , i use kikkoman but any good quality sauce will do., dry mustard , adjust this to taste and keep in mind that colman s is a hot mustard. the sauce should have a bite but don tsp drown the sashimi in it, just dip 1 edge or corner of each piece., enough thinly sliced napa cabbage or grated daikon radish to cover the plate. regular cabbage will do but napa is milder., pair of chopsticks per person .

chicken pieces, garlic, minced (i prefer to smash the cloves, which is more traditional), white vinegar, black peppercorns, cracked, bay leaf, soy sauce, salt (or to taste (i leave this out )), vegetable oil (for sauteing ) or to taste vegetable oil cooking spray (for sauteing), potatoes, cut in 1 in . pieces (optional), water (to cover )

lean ground beef (i used very with only 4% fat but i think this will also work with ground turkey too), onion, chopped, garlic clove, minced, tomatoes, crushed, tomato sauce, salt, dried oregano, dried basil, red pepper flakes, part-skim ricotta cheese, lowfat mozzarella cheese, shredded (i used ww mozzarella), lasagna noodles, parmesan cheese, shredded

cooked brown rice (i like brown , it holds up better in this casserole) or 2 cups white rice (i like brown, it holds up better in this casserole), cream-style cottage cheese, green bell pepper, seeded and chopped, ground beef, onion, chopped, fresh minced garlic, seasoning salt and black pepper, grated parmesan cheese, tomato sauce (hunt s is best), sugar, dried parsley, dried oregano, shredded mozzarella cheese (or any cheese blend)

buttermilk, hot red pepper sauce (more if desired), green tomatoes cut into 1/2 slices, cornmeal, flour (i use a gf blend to make this dish gluten free), baking soda, salt, pepper, vegetable oil

ground beef (can substitute ground chicken or turkey), green bell peppers (substitute in a yellow or orange once in a while), banana peppers, jalapeno peppers, spanish onions (large), tomato puree (substitute sauce if you like, i prefer it thicker), dark red kidney beans, crushed red pepper flakes (dash to as hot as you like), chili powder, adobo seasoning (more or less to taste), seasoning salt (more or less to taste), fresh garlic cloves, black pepper (more or less to taste), ground cumin (more or less to taste), ground jamaica allspice (this is clutch, (to taste)

uncooked elbow macaroni, shredded cheddar cheese, original bisquick, milk (whole makes this creamy), red pepper sauce (i used tabascco), eggs