3122 tangerine christmas cooler Recipes

raw cane sugar, fresh thyme, divided, tangerines (such as honey ) or oranges, divided, ice

tangerine juice (corresponding to juice of 6 to 8 tangerines), lemon juice, marzipan , greater, vanilla (seeds only), cornstarch, eggs (lightly beaten ), sugar, heavy cream, almonds, splits, sugar, water, tangerine (zest only), sugar, water

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

tangerines, red apple, carrot, papaya or mango, peeled and pitted, half-inch thick pineapple, skin removed

tangerines or 3 oranges, honey, soy sauce, garlic cloves, crushed, chicken, cut into 8 serving pieces

tangerine juice, orange sherbet, vodka , to taste, ice cubes (about 10 to 14 cubes )

cranberry juice cocktail, chilled, freshly squeezed tangerine juice or purchased tangerine juice, fresh lime juice, tangerines, unpeeled

tangerines, peeled, fresh tangerine juice, sugar, more) fresh lemon juice, unsalted butter (for dish ), sugar, divided, fresh tangerine juice, divided, cornstarch, grated tangerine zest, fresh lemon juice, egg whites, room temperature, cream of tartar, egg yolks, room temperature, powdered sugar

tangerines, sugar, sirloin steaks, salad oil, celery, thinly sliced, green onion, cut in 1-inch pieces, mushroom, sliced, water chestnuts, drained and sliced, bamboo shoots (optional), grated tangerine peel, tangerine juice, soy sauce, sugar, lemon juice

tangerine juice (from about 18 tangerines), tangerines , zested and grated minced, fresh lemon juice (from 5 to 6 lemons), lemons , zested, simple syrup , recipe follows, mandarine napoleon liqueur, sugar, water

tangerine juice, tangerine, peel grated , segmented and reserved for salad, lime , juice of, sea salt, light brown sugar, green onions, sliced, fresh ginger, minced, extra virgin olive oil, ground pepper, freshly ground , to taste, salad greens , of your choice, red onion, sliced

tangerine juice, orange bitters, chilled tonic water, tangerine slices, optional garnish

tangerine juice, dried cherries, dried cranberries, tangerine, chicken broth, cornstarch, salt, freshly ground black pepper

tangerines, each cut into 4 wedges, lemon, cut into 4 wedges, water, vanilla beans , split lengthwise and crosswise, sugar

tangerine juice, fresh squeezed, honey, sugar, chili paste with garlic, salt, black pepper

tangerine (or clementines), whole unshelled almonds, eggs, sugar, vanilla bean , pod, baking powder, salt, frozen blueberries (or fresh blueberries), powdered sugar, basil leaves