100 surimi bachelor Recipes

tofu or 1/4 lb seitan, cooked brown rice, refrigerated, egg whites, green beans, whole, carrot, diced, red bell pepper, diced, water chestnut, scallions, diced thinly, garlic , mined (i use the jarred kind), peanut oil, hot chinese chili paste, black bean sauce, soy sauce, dark sesame oil (or more ), chili oil (or more ), ginger, red pepper flakes , to taste

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

surimi (imitation crab), avocado, black olives, red onion, chopped finely, celery, chopped (optional), lemon juice, apple cider vinegar, soy sauce, dill (dried weed), worcestershire sauce, mayonnaise, salt and pepper

imitation crabmeat, bleu cheese salad dressing, diced celery, shredded red cabbage, chopped romaine lettuce, dried dill, cracked black pepper, salt

chopped imitation crabmeat, chopped onion, serrano peppers, finely chopped, pickled jalapeno peppers, chopped, cream cheese, softened, salt to taste, fresh cilantro, chopped

lean ground beef, onion, chopped, red bell peppers or 1 yellow bell pepper, chopped, old fashioned quaker oats, bullseye barbecue sauce or 1 -1 1/2 cup your favorite barbecue sauce, beaten eggs, salt and pepper

butter, light brown sugar, egg, flour , sifted, baking soda, salt, cherries, cut into small pieces, coconut, vanilla, nuts, chopped

boneless venison , elk, moose or beef chuck roast (3 to 3-1/2 lb), canola oil, onions, chopped, green pepper, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, crushed red pepper flakes, diced tomatoes, undrained, water, tomato paste, sugar, ground cumin, dried oregano, pepper

surimi (imitation crab), sour cream, cream cheese, softened, mayonnaise, scallions, with tops chopped fine, barbecue sauce, lemon juice

surimi, chopped into small pieces (imitation crab), old bay seasoning, corn muffin mix, egg, creamed corn, cheddar cheese, shredded, tomato, diced, milk, celery, minced, green onion, sliced

surimi , crab meat- broken up a little, monterey jack cheese, small cubed, celery, finely chopped, mayonnaise, onion, finely chopped, fresh cilantro, chopped, fresh jalapeno, finely chopped, garlic salt, black pepper, lemon zest

crabmeat (surimi) or 12 oz imitation (surimi), cheddar cheese, grated, avocado, ripe, cut in small cubes, tomato, cut in small cubes, bacon, cooked and crumbled, lemons, limes, cilantro, fresh and finely cut, tabasco sauce or 1 tsp jalapeno, minced, red pepper, in small cubes

starchy baking potato, imitation crabmeat (surimi) or 1/4 cup regular cooked crabmeat, old bay seasoning, onion powder, salt and pepper, minced onion, green pepper, fat free sour cream, fat free cream cheese, shredded fat-free cheddar cheese, fat-free mayonnaise, whole grain mustard or 1/4 tsp dijon mustard

cream of potato soup, undiluted, water, pumpkin puree, butter, whipping cream , unwhipped, garlic powder (or to taste), ginger powder, cayenne pepper (optional), paprika (for garnish ), seasoned croutons

spaghetti, garlic cloves, anchovy fillets, extra virgin olive oil, red pepper flakes, ground black pepper, fresh parmesan cheese

prego pasta sauce with meat (i know i know! what kind of recipe is this ! haha!), hunts tomato paste, hunts diced tomatoes with basil oregano and garlic, tomatoes, diced, onion, diced, green pepper, diced, red pepper, diced, sliced mushrooms (any size will do-it s up to you), browned hamburger, pork sausage, cooked and cut up (or you could use jimmy dean-but i like regular sausage), pan dripping , from the sausage, minced garlic, oregano, basil, salt and pepper, to taste

chili (my family uses hormel), noodles , which is about a small package (macaroni, rotini, egg , etc.), vegetables, of your choice (my dad uses green beans from a can or peas from the freezer aisle), cheese, of your choice (we use either colby jack or the storebrand labeled mexican ), water to cook the noodles

butter or margarine, softened, sugar, eggs, beaten, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, maraschino cherry halves, well drained