42 sublime ridiculous Recipes

eggs, butter, diced (ice-cold), creme fraiche, freshly ground sea salt and pepper (you can use regular salt if you need to), chives, snipped (substitute with green onion if necessary), rustic bread to serve (such aspain polaf ne)

unbaked 9-inch pie shell, all-purpose flour, light-brown sugar, ground cinnamon, walnuts , coarsley chopped, cold butter, cut into small pieces, tart apples (about 3/14 lb), lemon juice, granulated sugar, all-purpose flour, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg

whole chickens or 1 cut-up chicken piece, water, onion, sliced, bay leaves, apricot jam, garlic powder, onion powder, salt (depending on the chicken) (optional), pepper (to taste)

flour, nesquick dry powdered chocolate milk mix, salt, baking soda, baking powder, coffee, finely ground, cinnamon, butter, vanilla, egg, powdered sugar

cold milk, half-and-half cream, vanilla instant pudding mix or 2 (1 1/2 oz) packages vegetarian instant vanilla pudding mix, brown sugar

sized potatoes, peeled, extra virgin olive oil, ground black pepper, seasoning salt, mrs. dash garlic and herb seasoning, grated parmesan cheese

black beans (or kidney beans or white beans), rotel , mexican flavoured tomatoes (or plain tinned tomatoes with some mexican seasoning sprinkled in), pasta or rice or greens or guacamole or corn chips or cornbread or steamed vegetables

frozen pie crusts, thawed, italian sausage, sliced or crumbled, onion, sliced, mushrooms, sliced, mozzarella cheese, shredded, parmesan cheese, shredded, pizza sauce, parmesan cheese, grated (optional)

crabmeat , jumbo lump variety, velveeta mildly mexican cheese , cut into cubes, butter, scallions, chopped, sweet sherry, worcestershire sauce

unsalted butter, plus extra to grease, cocoa powder , to dust, good-quality unsweetened chocolate squares, minimum 70% cocoa, free range egg, free range egg yolk, caster sugar, plain flour

cream cheese, room temp, sugar, eggs, room temp, sour cream, vanilla extract, graham crackers, butter, melted, sugar

eggs, separate the yolks from the whites, sugar, cream sherry, heavy cream , whipped, vanilla, nutmeg (optional) or fruit, topping (optional)

all-purpose flour, baking powder, kosher salt, sugar, sugar, grated grapefruit zest (from approximately 1 large grapefruit), plain yogurt, eggs, vanilla extract (pure, if you have it), vegetable oil, freshly squeezed grapefruit juice, sugar, freshly squeezed grapefruit juice

strawberry, sliced, blueberries, mango, peeled and cubed, peach, peeled and cubed, simple syrup (see instructions), lime juice (about 3 limes), fresh mint, chopped, almond extract

chopped onion, olive oil, red chili sauce, divided, pine nuts, golden raisin, cinnamon, ground allspice, chopped canned chipotle chile in adobo , plus, adobo sauce (see notes ), tomato paste, light brown sugar, white wine vinegar, shredded chicken meat (from 1 2 1/2- to 3-lb. rotisserie chicken), corn tortillas (6 in. wide, see notes ), coarsely shredded monterey jack cheese, radishes, halved and thinly sliced, fresh lime juice, extra virgin olive oil, very thinly sliced green cabbage (see notes ), coarsely chopped fresh cilantro, salt & freshly ground black pepper

ener-g egg substitute, all-purpose flour, granulated sugar, baking powder, salt, dairy-free margarine, currants or 1 cup raisins, soymilk or 1/2 cup almond milk or 1/2 cup rice milk, plus 2 to 3 tbsp for brushing, cinnamon sugar, for sprinkling

raw sunflower seeds, shelled, distilled water , as required,for mixing