140 smokin paint Recipes

king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, sugar, sugar, ground cinnamon, baking powder, salt, cold butter, egg, orange juice, cream cheese, softened, sugar, strawberry preserves, sugar, vanilla extract, milk

tomato ketchup, bourbon whiskey, liquid smoke flavoring or 2 -3 tsp mesquite, brown sugar, peach jam or 2 tbsp apricot jam, canned chipotle chiles in adobo, finely chopped, worcestershire sauce, dry english-style mustard, celery seeds, ground cumin, garlic granules or 2 -3 garlic cloves, peeled and crushed, oil , such as sunflower or 4 tbsp light olive, cayenne pepper , to taste, salt & pepper, to taste

minced beef, tomatoes, red kidney beans, haricot beans, tomato puree, onion, chopped, smoked paprika, taco seasoning mix, mild (i use old el passo), garlic cloves, crushed, red pepper, diced, vegetable oil

sweet onions, finely diced and sauteed, cilantro, chopped, garlic powder, chipotle chile in adobo , diced keep seed if you enjoy the heat, ground beef, adobo sauce (optional), cheese (american or kick it up with a hot jack cheese), mayonnaise, bacon, cooked, tomato, sliced, lettuce leaves, avocado (optional), ketchup, rolls, sliced and toasted

red potatoes (about 7-9 oz each), extra virgin olive oil, salt, pepper, smoked paprika (regular is fine too), butter (1/2 a stick), melted, dried tarragon, fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped, fresh thyme, chopped

uncooked cellentani (corkscrew) pasta, butter, all-purpose flour, fat-free milk, fat-free evaporated milk, shredded smoked gouda cheese, shredded 1.5% reduced-fat sharp cheddar cheese, fat-free cream cheese, softened, salt, ground red pepper, divided, chopped smoked ham, vegetable cooking spray, cornflakes cereal, crushed, butter, melted

sugar, butter, softened, egg, grated orange rind, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, salt, egg yolks, lightly beaten, paste food coloring, all-purpose flour, divided

butter or margarine, at room temperature, sugar, egg, vanilla or almond extract, all-purpose flour, egg yolk

go to the crafts store., purchase 1 or more bags of dried fruit, some plaster of paris, brown paint and a disposable cake pan., go home ., unwrap the dried fruit , carefully folding the wrapper inside-out and placing it at the bottom of your trash can. better yet, send it through your personal paper shredder and use it for insulation in the attic., mix the plaster of paris with water and pour into the disposable cake pan. place dried fruit on top, gently pushing in so it looks baked in the batter. let dry., take your fruitcake out of the disposable cake pan ., cover the top, bottom and sides with brown paint, avoiding the fruit., wrap your fruitcake in festive , colored saran wrap and finish with a bow. i like using red wrap because it gives a warm glow to the fruitcake., give your fruitcake to someone you want to impress. when they lift it, they ll say, wow! you must have made a really rich fruitcake! don tsp forget to smile and say, oh, its paris-style fruitcake., worry about someone trying to eat your fruitcake. nobody actually eats fruitcake... that s just a rumor. just so you know, the dried fruit won go bad because it has the same preservatives as twinkies, which have a shelf-life of about 237 years.

chopped onion, bacon drippings, water, white vinegar, worcestershire sauce, lemon juice, brown sugar, bottled chili sauce, salt, paprika, black pepper, ground mustard, chili powder

worcestershire sauce, vinegar, dry mustard, chili powder, garlic cloves, minced, catsup, brown sugar

butter, flour (i always or only use bob s red mill soy to significantly cut the carbs and boost protein.), salt, dry mustard, cayenne (optional for this recipe , sometimes i ll add it anyway just for the metbolism boost, more than for f), pepper, milk, monterey jack cheese (or sonoma jack), mozzerrella cheese, muenster cheese, swiss cheese, hot sauce, chopped habanero pepper

cooked skinless chicken thighs, smoked sausage, yellow onion, green onion, garlic cloves (minced ), oil, butter, stalk celery & leaves, chopped, frozen okra (thawed ), dried thyme, dried basil, dried oregano, allspice, pepper, salt, sage, chili powder, cayenne, diced tomatoes in tomato puree, beef broth, red wine, uncooked rice

lager beer (light de-alcoholized is fine), onion, cut in quarters, bay leaves, rack pork back ribs, cut in half (about 1-1/4 lb), beer & chipotle barbecue sauce (if you can tsp get this sauce, try and get something that mimics the flavours mentioned in the descrip)

uncooked cellentani pasta (corkscrew), butter, all-purpose flour, nonfat milk, fat-free evaporated milk, shredded smoked gouda cheese, shredded 1 . 5% reduced-fat sharp cheddar cheese, fat free cream cheese, softened, salt, cayenne pepper, divided, chopped smoked ham, vegetable oil cooking spray, cornflakes cereal, crushed, butter, melted

italian bread, butter, lox, softened cream cheese, black pepper, dried red chili pepper flakes, lemon juice, fresh spinach leaves

dark brown sugar, balsamic vinegar, rice wine vinegar, blackstrap molasses, maple syrup, texas honey, dark corn syrup, dark rum , preferably meyers, asian mustard, asian dark soy sauce, liquid smoke, head roasted garlic, texas sweet onion diced, freshly diced ginger, hot paprika, sweet paprika, pickling spice wrapped in cheesecloth, hot pepper flakes, sea salt, freshly ground white pepper, anchovy paste, tomato paste, plum jam, fresh cilantro, minced, chives, minced