18314 slap your mama good Recipes

good thick-cut bacon, unsalted butter, diced yukon gold potato, chopped yellow onion, minced jalapeno pepper or slices, extra-large eggs, milk or cream, kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper, chopped green onions (use tops & bottoms), diced bell peppers, extra-sharp cheddar or cheese of your choice, diced, plus extra grated cheese, for garnish

good-quality semi - or bittersweet chocolate, coarsely chopped, unsweetened chocolate, unsalted butter, sweetened condensed milk, your choice of flavoring (see below )

good quality cut steak , cut into thin 2 inch strips, salt, black pepper, paprika, cayenne pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, italian seasoning (finely grind with your fingers), olive oil, onion, sliced thin (1/4 inch), green bell pepper , julienned, sliced mushrooms, swiss cheese, thinly sliced, hoagie rolls , split lengthwise

avocados, lime juice, tomato, diced, red onion, chopped, green pepper, diced, garlic powder, salt, chili powder

your favorite salsa, good seasons italian dressing , prepared according to package

ice cube, bourbon, brandy, southern comfort, vodka, ruby red grapefruit juice (i d use cocktail juice), fresh pineapple juice, freshly squeezed orange juice, grenadine

family pack ground beef (or you can use 1/2 ground beef & 1/2 ground pork), onion, chopped, bell pepper , large, a small can of evaporated milk, eggs, crackers, a-1 sweet and tangy steak sauce, tomato sauce, ketchup, glaze, dark karo syrup, ketchup, brown sugar

heavy whipping cream, salt, mashed potatoes (hot ) instant will also work, cheddar cheese-grated

good neighbor recipe, tongue (that does not slander), mind (full of tolerance), ears (closed to gossip), eyes (overlooking other folk s faults), heart (generous and kind), hands (extended to help others), wit , smiles, sunny disposition and cheerfulness, blend together and form into 1 being., remember not only our enjoyment of good food , but also our sense of humor, for 1 without the other would be a dull existence., food for thought, old proverb about an eye for an eye could leave everyone blind., what a grand world this would be if we could forget our troubles as easily as we forget our blessings ., it is much easier to swallow angry words than to have to eat them., swallow your pride occasionally ; it s non-fattening., be thankful for the people that brighten your day with laughter., a wise wife has pork chops ready when her husband comes home from a fishing trip ., advice is like castor oil ; easy to give, but very difficult to take., count your blessings and share with those who have so much less., all living creatures , human beings are the only ones who pray - or need to., why is there never enough time to do things right, but always enough time to do them over, what soap is for the body, tears are for the soul., if the tv and the refrigerator weren tsp so far apart, some of us wouldn tsp get any exercise at all., some people are like blisters. they don tsp show up until the work is done ., arabian stuffed camel, first , procure a camel: with 1 hump or two, depending upon the size of your party., prepare twelve dozen eggs: boiled, shelled and dressed ., clean about twelve good sized smelts , leaving the heads on., dress eight or nine three lb chickens. bake the chickens., choose a large sheep and dress it out, removing the wool and hooves but leaving the head on., next , take your camel and do him in. clean and dress intact., then , stuff the eggs into the fish. stuff the fish into the chickens. stuff the chickens into the sheep. stuff the sheep into the camel., roast over an open-pit fire for about 2 days, turning carefully on an oak spit and basting with your favorite sauce., this is truly a regal dish to serve for any special occasion and an ambitious undertaking for any family. variations, seasonings and methods of serving differ with taste., serves 200 people and innumerable dogs and children

good white french bread or 2 pieces sourdough bread or 2 pieces potato bread, cheddar cheese (tillamook or your favorite, but tillamook is so darned good! real cheddar from england would be acc), butter

good sized prawns, cleaned,deveined,steamed and cut in three pieces, bay scallops, steamed and cut in two, cream of celery soup, jalapeno peppers, finely chopped, sweet red pepper, chopped, stalks celery, chopped, onion, chopped, chopped mushroom, garlic, grated cheese (cheddar, parmesan or your favorite), breadcrumbs, cooked noodles

good quality mayonnaise (best foods or hellman s), hot chili paste (recommended ( sriracha hot chili paste. adjust amount to your taste. this is pretty hot to me), lime , juice of, chopped fresh cilantro , plus, more fresh cilantro, for garnish

good white bread, honey-roasted ham, cheddar cheese (or your choice ), butter (approx ), eggs, lemon juice, water (approx ), salt, fresh ground nutmeg

good cuts rib eye, onion soup mix, brown gravy mix, water , litre, potatoes, cut 1/8 thick, baby carrots, onion, celery, chopped, mushroom, salt , pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, and paprika to your taste

your favorite ground meat , deer, moose, elk, ground steak, and if you must, ground hamburger (drained), diced onion, red, yellow , vidalia (in season the best), red bell peppers or 1 green pepper, diced, tomato juice (better ) or 12 -16 oz v 8 vegetable juice (better), diced tomatoes (better ) or 12 -16 oz diced tomatoes and green chilies (better), pork and beans (the better the brand, the better it is), red kidney beans, sea salt or 1 1/2 tsp kosher salt, better or 1 1/2 tsp salt, prepared minced garlic (in jar or fresh crushed ), chili powder, crushed red pepper flakes (to taste or leave out ), shredded pizza cheese or 1 cup taco blend cheese or 1 cup cheddar cheese, cornmeal mix, creamed corn (yea i know but it comes out good in the end), real vitamin d milk (none of that sissy fat free stuff, why start now right), sugar (add more..don tsp ! ), good oil (not olive it burns to quick), liquid smoke (in meat while cooking(= not optional=(), water, flour

good vanilla ice cream, hershey chocolate syrup (titrate up per your taste)

good quality bittersweet chocolate drops, heavy cream, whole milk, instant espresso powder or your favorite extract, optional, egg yolks, sugar, creme fraiche, for garnish