459 six feet Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

boneless pork loin, cubed, fried pork skins, feet, salt, white hominy, drained, dried oregano, garlic, crushed, chopped onion, dried hot red chile pepper pods, seeded and diced

garlic cloves, unpeeled, sesame seeds, dried arbol chiles*, stemmed (about 1 1/2 oz), boiling water, ground allspice, feet (about 4), split , rinsed under cold water, or 3 1/2 lb meaty pork neck bones, boneless country-style pork ribs, cut into 2-inch pieces, fat trimmed, meaty pork neck bones, water, garlic cloves, peeled, fine sea salt, drained canned white hominy (from about five 15-oz cans), limes, cut into wedges, sliced green cabbage, chopped white onion, sliced radishes

chicken parts, such as bones,backs,wings and necks, chicken feet (optional), carrots , cut into 1 inch pieces, celery rib, cut into 1 inch pieces, onion, unpeeled,quartered, whole peppercorns, water

pork chops , frenched rib 3/4 inch, green granny smith apples, sliced, onions, sliced, fresh thyme, and chopped, salt, pepper, olive oil, sheets parchment paper , 2 feet long, white wine (optional)

lean lamb, trimmed and cubed, pork fatback, cubed, salt, granulated sugar, white pepper, ground ginger, crushed red pepper flakes, minced garlic, sauteed and cooled, roasted red peppers, peeled, seeded, and small diced, very cold dry red wine or 1 cup ice cold water, sheep casing, rinsed , 38 feet (may substitute hog casing if necessary)

baguette , about 2 feet long, throw thin ends away, extra virgin olive oil , plus, extra extra virgin olive oil, for drizzling, salt & freshly ground black pepper, onion, diced small, red bell pepper, diced finely, new york strip steak , steak 1-inch thick, unsalted butter, all-purpose flour, whole milk, dijon mustard, drained prepared horseradish, kosher salt, sweet paprika, cayenne pepper , to taste, fresh ground white pepper, freshly ground nutmeg, grated yellow cheddar cheese, grated parmigiano-reggiano cheese

your favourite brewed tea, peaches, peeled,chopped and frozen

boneless chicken thighs, cubed, pork fatback, cubed, chili powder, cumin, sweet spanish paprika, oregano, basil, onion powder, salt, garlic cloves, minced, tabasco sauce, roasted poblano chiles, seeded, peeled and cut into 1/8-inch dice, jalapenos, seeded and minced, ice-cold water, hog casing , 21 feet, rinsed

beef chuck roast, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, all-purpose flour, vegetable oil, onion, sliced, carrots, peeled, thinly sliced, ribs celery, thinly sliced, garlic, crushed, chopped tomatoes , in juice, red wine, beef broth, homemade, or low-sodium, low-fat, fresh thyme, or 1 tsp dried, bay leaves, coarsely chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley (optional), red wine vinegar, carrots, peeled, cut into thirds, turnips, peeled and cut into six wedges, red onions, peeled , cut into six wedges, parsnips, peeled, cut into thirds, olive oil, chopped fresh thyme leaves, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper

links (six to eight-inch) of andouille sausage, sheets of puffed pastry (six to eight inches wide) thawed, eggs, water

beef tongues, ears, feet, onions, chopped, salt, ground black pepper, whole black peppercorns, dried sage, bay leaves, pickling spice, garlic powder, distilled white vinegar, pimentos, julienned, pepperoncini peppers, chopped, dill pickle relish, unflavored gelatin, water

olive oil, whole garlic cloves, peeled, feet, pork neck bones, tomato paste, water, tomato puree, white sugar, black pepper, baking soda, fresh italian bread , torn into 2-inch pieces, water, eggs, beaten, ground pork, ground veal, ground beef, olive oil, garlic, minced, chopped fresh basil, salt and pepper to taste, hard-boiled eggs, peeled (optional)

split peas , picked over and rinsed, cold water, feet, smoked thick slab bacon or 1/4 lb salt pork, diced, leeks, white and green parts separated, well rinsed, and coarsely chopped, onion, coarsely chopped, carrots, peeled, 1 cut into large chunks and 1 diced, celeriac, peeled and cut in half, whole cloves, 1 bay leaf , 6 peppercorns, 1 blade of mace, tied in cheesecloth, stalk celery & leaves, diced, cooked smoked sausage , such as kielbasa, cut into 1/4 inch rounds, salt & freshly ground black pepper, to taste, parsley, rinsed and chopped

coarse ground sea salt, baking soda, white distilled vinegar, water

mustard seeds, almond oil, fresh ginger, drops sandalwood essential oils