4400 six cookiesvintage brand swee Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

frozen unsweetened strawberries, unsweetened frozen blueberries, low-fat vanilla yogurt (i use light n lively), reduced-fat milk (used to thin fruit and yogurt.(i use hood brand low fat, low sugar milk) or 1 -2 cup skim milk (used to thin fruit and yogurt.(i use hood brand low fat, low sugar milk), splenda granular, sugar substitute (per blender, i use between 4 and 6 tbsp.), pure vanilla extract (i use 1/2 tsp mexican vanilla/1 tsp regular vanilla.)

h-e-b brand 2% low-fat milk, hill country fare brand frozen strawberries, hill country fare brand frozen raspberries, hill country fare brand frozen blueberries

barbecue sauce (your favorite brand ), ketchup, yellow mustard, steak sauce (your favorite brand ), worcestershire sauce, chipotle hot sauce, liquid smoke, onion powder, garlic powder, ground pork, ground beef, ground veal, breadcrumbs, hidden valley original ranch seasoning mix, chives, minced (fresh ), parsley, chopped (fresh ), onion, diced, bell pepper, diced, garlic cloves, minced, shallots, diced, bacon drippings, eggs, lightly beaten, barbecue sauce (your favorite brand ), steak sauce (your favorite brand ), ketchup, yellow mustard, worcestershire sauce, liquid smoke, chipotle hot sauce, onion powder, garlic powder, salt, pepper, cheddar cheese (optional)

ground turkey breast , the average weight of 1 package, scallions, thinly sliced, a handful cilantro, chopped very fine , about 2 tbsp, optional, fresh ginger, grated or minced, garlic, minced, red bell pepper, finely chopped, coarse salt, mild curry paste or a handful of curry powder (preferred brand: patak s ), drizzle extra-virgin olive oil, crusty rolls, split, bib or leaf lettuce, sliced vine-ripe tomatoes, mango chutney (preferred brands : major grey s or patak s mango chutney), suggestions : thai slaw salad, recipe follows and root vegetable chips (preferred brands: terra chips), prepared shredded cabbage (coleslaw mix) from produce department, european seedless cucumber, sliced into thin sticks, red bell pepper, seeded and thinly sliced, scallions , thinly sliced on bias, leaves fresh basil, shredded, crushed red pepper flakes, garlic, minced, white distilled or rice wine vinegar, sugar or 2 tbsp honey, soy sauce, vegetable or canola oil, toasted sesame oil, toasted sesame seeds

ground beef, ground pork, garlic, minced, nuoc mam , vietnamese fish sauce (available in asian markets. try phu quoc flying lion brand, but three crab brand, and golden grain brand are wonderful too.). note: use no additional salt in this recipe., ground white pepper, red thai chiles, finely sliced, minced fresh cilantro, chocolate fermented black bean sauce (recipe below ), vietnamese dipping sauce (recipe below ), whole sprigs of fresh cilantro , minced scallions and minced red thai chile for garnish

chicken breasts or 1 1/2 lbs chicken tenders, cut into chunks, unbleached all-purpose flour, coarse salt, wok oil (preferred brand house of tsang) or 2 tbsp vegetable oil, 2 turns of the pan (preferred brand house of tsang), white vinegar (a splash) or 1 tbsp rice wine vinegar (a splash), chicken broth or 1/2 cup stock, prepared lemon curd (1 cup), water, lemon , zest of, scallions, thinly sliced or 20 stalks fresh chives, finely chopped

links (six to eight-inch) of andouille sausage, sheets of puffed pastry (six to eight inches wide) thawed, eggs, water

corn muffin mix, 8 1/2 oz each (recommended : jiffy brand), all-purpose flour, eggs, milk, butter, melted, chili powder , eyeball it in your palm, cumin , eyeball it, cayenne pepper sauce (recommended : tabasco or frank s red hot, scallions, finely chopped, jumbo pork or beef franks, sweet relish slaw salad , recipe follows, reduced fat potato chips (recommended : cape cod brand or terra brand garlic and onion flavor yukon chips), sweet pickle relish, cider vinegar , eyeball it, vegetable oil , eyeball it, garlic, crushed, bay leaves, dried, shredded cabbage salad (slaw salad mix with carrots and red cabbage, available in produce department marked cole slaw mix in 1 lb packages), salt and pepper, scallions, sliced

enjoy life brand chocolate chips (or other brand peanut- and tree-nut-free chocolate chips), rold gold brand pretzel sticks, jelly belly brand jelly beans

cream cheese (philadelphia brand preferred) or 225 g low-fat (philadelphia brand preferred), white onion, minced, anchovy fillets (star brand preferred)

corn chex (or any off brand , and in corn or rice flavor) or 1 (20 oz) box rice chex (or any off brand, and in corn or rice flavor), chocolate chips, peanut butter (depending on taste), powdered sugar

wheat bran , moderately ground (hodgson mill brand recommended), bulgur wheat , moderately ground (bob s red mill brand recommended), cornmeal, coarsely ground (bob s red mill brand recommended), unsulphured molasses (grandma s brand recommended)

extra virgin olive oil, chicken cutlets, seasoned bread crumbs, 4cup brand, parmesan cheese , kraft, brand, tomato and basil pasta sauce, barilla brand, spaghetti , barilla brand

roma tomato, cut in small dice, diced red onions, diced red bell peppers, salt (or to taste), black pepper (or to taste), lime , juice of, ground beef, tropical-flavored teriyaki sauce (soy vay brand island teriyaki recommended), mild pepper sauce (try me tiger sauce brand recommended), garlic powder, beef base, tropical-flavored teriyaki sauce (soy vay brand island teriyaki recommended), mild pepper sauce (try me tiger sauce brand recommended), red wine, minced jalapeno (or to taste), red wine vinegar, lettuce leaves, leaves fresh basil

tri-color spiral pasta (can be store brand), green giant california-style frozen vegetables (can be store brand), black olives (these are optional, can be store brand), italian dressing (can be store brand), fresh cracked pepper (to taste), kraft grated parmesan cheese (can be store brand)

extra-virgin olive oil , 2 turns of the pan, ground turkey (85 percent lean) or breast (99 percent lean), 2 packages, dark chili powder , 2 palm fulls, grill seasoning blend, any brand, 1 palm full, cumin , 1/2 palm full, worcestershire sauce, hot sauce, medium to extra-spicy, onion, quartered, peppers , any color combination, red, green, purple, yellow or orange, chopped, beer (the alcohol cooks out), about 1 cup, tomato sauce, smoky barbecue sauce, corn kernels , optional, pretzel rods, yellow, red or blue corn tortilla chips, any flavor, black bean tortilla chips, polenta chips, plain or guacamole flavor, pita chips, plain or spicy flavors, yukon gold , red bliss or blue potato chips, any flavor, shredded cheeses : smoked white sharp cheddar, such as cabot brand, pepper jack, chipotle cheddar, 5 peppercorn cheddar, monterey jack, sliced canned jalapenos, drained, salsas, sour cream, chopped raw onion, chopped green olives and pimentos, chopped cilantro leaves, diced tomatoes

wheat berries (bulgar wheat grains), sausage links (3 frozen links of banquet brand brown n serve original), red pepper flakes, garlic, crushed, sweet potato, peeled and chopped into 1/2 inch cubes (equivalent to 1 small 4 potato), green pepper (1/2 anaheim medium pepper), chopped into 1/4 pieces, roma tomatoes, chopped into 1/2 wedges, onion, yellow, chopped into 1/4 pieces, egg, whole, large (jumbo ) size, egg whites, large (jumbo ) sized eggs, yellow mustard (koops brand), salt, curry powder (frontier brand), half and half (fat-free, shamrock), cheese , pasturized (packaged farmer s , four slices)