96 serviette napkin band Recipes

velveeta (32oz), refried beans (14.5oz), tub sour cream (24oz), your favorite salsa, milk (little more, little less, depending on how thick/thin you like it), cayenne pepper (more or less , depending on how spicy you like it), light chili powder(again, more or less , depending on the spiciness), bottled hot sauce (i prefer cholula brand), diced green onions, chips for dipping (i prefer fritos, my kids like white corn chips)

duct tape, plastic face mask, plastic container such as a sterilite bin, packing material such as styrofoam peanuts or bubble wrap, clothespins, gummi worms, pair of large latex gloves, rubber bands, parchment paper, beverages , such as ginger ale or lemonade, to make punch

butter, margarine blue band, icing sugar, egg yolks, all purpose flour, egg yolk extra for garnish, filling: homemade pineapple jam, pineapples, cut in chunks, salt, castor sugar, cinnamon, sachet vanille sugar

sunflower oil or 2 tbsp vegetable oil, pork sausages (or sausages of your choice) or 6 large beef sausages (or sausages of your choice), onions, peeled and sliced, mild dijon whole grain mustard, big flour tortillas, tomato relish or 2 tbsp tomato ketchup, paper napkin, to serve

tootsie pops, white square paper napkins, yarn or 12 pieces ribbon, black pen

place a stack of plates at 1 end of the buffet table so that guests pick them up first. choose plates with some heft (avoid flimsy paper ones) and a substantial lip: food will be less likely to slide off., food comes next. arrange it at various heights so that guests can see and reach everything with ease. shallow bowls and basic platters are the most user-friendly choices., roll silverware inside napkins , secure them with a bit of twine, and pile them toward the end of the buffet, which cuts down on the balancing act. use sleek flatware, as more decorative styles are often too bulky to roll up neatly.

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

self-rising flour , i use red band, buttermilk, cheddar cheese, shredded

margarine, brown sugar, eggs, self rising flour, (i use red band ), vanilla, pecans, chopped, semisweet chocolate chips

this is a mix in a jar sort of recipe so the rest of the ingredients will be listed in the directions, all purpose flour, baking soda, salt, semi-sweet chocolate chips, brown sugar, granulated sugar, combine flour , baking soda, and salt in a small bowl. place flour mixture in 1 quart canning jar. place chocolate chips in next followed by brown sugar and then white sugar., it is helpful to tap jar on a lightly padded surface., top the jar off making it more decorative cut a 9 inch circle from fabric of your choice, fastening in place with a rubber band. you may wish to add raffia or ribbon bow to cover the rubber band.

beef stew meat, cut into 1 1/2-inch cubes, vegetable oil, cubed and peeled potatoes (about 12 medium), sliced carrots (about 16 small), chopped celery (about 5 stalks ), chopped onion (about 4 small), salt, thyme, pepper, water, preserving jars with lids and bands

chicken stock, diced chicken (about 1 3-lb chicken), diced celery (about 2 stalks ), sliced carrots (about 3 medium), diced onion (about 1 medium), salt , optional, pepper , optional, chicken bouillon cubes , optional, preserving jars with lids and bands

chicken breasts, cut-up,rinsed and patted dry, egg, milk, flour, paprika, garlic powder, salt & pepper, sesame seeds, poultry seasoning, baking powder, parsley, thyme, butter

chicken, cleaned and cut into medium size piece, onions , sliced lengthwise, garlic, green chilies, coriander powder (freshly ground ), dried red chilies, tamarind pulp, the size of a gooseberry, fresh lemon juice, black pepper (freshly ground ), oil, ginger, freshly chopped, salt, water, tomato sauce, fresh coriander leaves, finely chopped