11 sausage diet Recipes

turkey sausage or 4 oz crumbled turkey bacon, green bell pepper, chopped, onion, chopped, eggs or 1 1/4 cups egg beaters egg substitute, sliced mushrooms, drained, shredded low-fat cheddar cheese (2 oz.)

boiling water, liquid smoke (optional), braggs liquid aminos (gluten-free if needed for gf diet) or 3 tbsp soy sauce (gluten-free if needed for gf diet), maple syrup, blackstrap molasses, textured vegetable protein (gluten-free if needed for diet), nutritional yeast, garlic powder, crushed sage, ground fennel, black pepper, cayenne, oil (for frying )

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

roll bob evans original flavor breakfast sausage (this is only available in the midwest of the us, but use whatever is your favorite, most lean, breakfast sausage), onion, diced finely, fresh sliced mushrooms (don tsp use canned), optional, flour, butter (the real thing - no margarine allowed in biscuits and gravy), half-and-half...the richness of the gravy is in the cream iness you get with the heavier fat milk products, so i definitely prefer half-and-half or even heavy cream...you re gonna blow the calories anyhow, so why not use the best stuff ! ), a good rich beef or chicken base (yes, you can use either 1 - you will find base in with the bouillon cubes), salt and pepper to your taste, shakes of garlic salt or powder, to your taste

olive oil, lean chicken sausage, carton low sodium chicken broth, onion, chopped, stalks celery, chopped, carrots, chopped, diced tomatoes, with liquid, cooked chickpeas, head cabbage, chopped, fresh herb , of choice (parsely, cilantro, dill, etc.)

cooked smoked turkey sausage or 1/4 lb chicken sausage, leek , cut into 1/4-inch slices, garlic cloves, minced, extra virgin olive oil, reduced-sodium chicken broth, roasted red peppers, drained and cut into thin, bite-size strips, torn fresh spinach, dry pasta, chopped fresh basil or 1 tbsp dried basil, crushed, shredded reduced-fat parmesan cheese, cracked black pepper

onions, chopped, red bell pepper, chopped, green bell pepper, chopped, olive oil, plus more for browning sausage if needed, links hot italian sausage (use turkey sausage for south beach diet*), cannellini beans , rinsed in cold water until no more foam appears (or use 3 cups cooked ), petite dice tomatoes, dried basil, dried greek oregano, ground fennel, ground pepper, bay leaves, homemade chicken stock (or use 2 cans chicken broth and add a little water to make 4 cups), freshly grated parmesan cheese , for serving

sweet reduced-fat italian sausage (either chicken or turkey), extra virgin olive oil, onion, finely chopped, dried rosemary, crumbled, salt, garlic clove, minced, head escarole, cut into cross-wise strips, washed , and spun dry, low sodium chicken broth

frozen chopped spinach, eggs, shredded cheese, diced bell pepper (any color ), diced onion, cooked turkey sausage (optional) or 1/3 cup bacon (optional), shredded carrot (optional), drops hot pepper sauce (optional)