228 rootin tootin fail Recipes

basmati rice, water (apprx), chicken stock powder (optional) or 1 tsp vegetable stock powder (optional)

evaporated milk, sugar, salt, semi-sweet chocolate chips, marshmallows, vanilla, chopped walnuts (optional)

shortening, flour, salt, egg (medium), vinegar, water, cold

sugar, butter, evaporated milk, marshmallow creme, salt, vanilla, semisweet chocolate chunks

egg yolks, sugar, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, vanilla, lemon juice, room temperature water, grated lemons (optional) or 1 -2 tbsp orange zest (optional), egg whites, room temperature, cream of tartar

all-purpose flour, salt, shortening, egg, beaten, distilled white vinegar, water

salt, water, boneless skinless chicken breasts, oil, egg, milk, flour, pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, seasoning salt, cinnamon, dark chili powder, cayenne pepper, paprika, pepper (in addition to basic )

grated parmesan cheese, frozen chopped spinach, thawed, drained, cottage cheese, shredded mozzarella cheese, divided, ground nutmeg (optional), lasagna noodles, cooked, drained, cooked medium shrimp, crabmeat, drained, flaked, butter, flour, milk

marshmallow creme, white sugar, evaporated milk, butter, salt, semi-sweet chocolate chips (or 24 oz of chocolate cut up) or 4 cups milk chocolate chips (or 24 oz of chocolate cut up), chopped walnuts (optional) or 2 cups pecans (optional), vanilla extract

cocoa, cornstarch, whipping cream or 1 cup evaporated skim milk, kahlua, egg whites, at room temperature, white sugar

boiling water, crisco vegetable shortening, milk, flour , sifted, salt

white fish (cod, haddock, tilapia, etc.), flour , for dusting, oil (for frying ), milk (use more if neccesary), butter, active dry yeast or 1 tsp fresh yeast, sugar, bread flour , 1/2 cup regular flour (or all bread, or all regular), lemon juice, cornstarch, salt, pepper, cayenne, chili powder, celery salt, onion powder, garlic powder, oil (for frying ), potatoes (your choice , i reccomend long white, or baking potatoes), salt

egg, milk (low or nonfat is fine ), bisquick , plus, bisquick (lowfat is fine ), butter , as needed, seedless raspberry jam (or other filing, as desired), cream

butter, egg yolks, salt, sugar, tabasco sauce, dry mustard, lemon juice

unsweetened chocolate (i use hershey s), margarine, sugar, vanilla extract, eggs, all-purpose flour, salt, semi-sweet chocolate chips (optional), margarine (optional)