31 res sauce Recipes

vegetable broth (i used low sodium and 99% fat free chicken) or 2 (14 -21 oz) cans chicken broth (i used low sodium and 99% fat free chicken), water, shredded cabbage, diced tomatoes (i use tomatoes with green chilies), extra-thick tomato sauce, potatoes, cut into 1/2 inch cubes , i used yukon gold (2 cups), carrots, sliced 1/4 inch thick (2 cups), onion, chopped (1/2 cup), stalks celery , including tops chopped (1 cup), bay leaves, salt, dried basil leaves, pepper, frozen creamed spinach, thawed (we re not hip on creamed spinach, use regular spinach or just leave out all together.), land o lakes cheddar cheese, shredded (1 cup)

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

short-grain rice, ground beef or 1/2 cup ground pork or 1/2 cup ground turkey or 1/2 cup ground chicken (all work well) or 1/2 cup diced chicken, corn oil (if you re using meat) or 2 tbsp grapeseed oil (if you re using meat), salt , to taste, pepper , to taste, shiitake mushroom, stems removed and caps sliced, carrot, finely diced, bamboo shoots or 1/4 cup water chestnuts or 1/4 cup celery, chopped, fried tofu (abruage) or 1/4 lb firm tofu, well pressed and cut into chunks, soy sauce, mirin or 3 tbsp honey, dashi or 2 1/2 cups chicken stock or 2 1/2 cups water

olive oil, divided, baby bella mushrooms , stems discarded (or re-purposed), kosher salt & freshly ground black pepper, flank steaks or 1 lb hanger steak, sliced across the grain 1 inch thick, all-purpose flour, dry red wine, unsalted butter, onion, thinly sliced, garlic clove, minced, chicken stock, worcestershire sauce, sour cream, fresh thyme leave, chopped, fresh parsley, chopped, buttered fettuccine or egg noodles, for serving

chicken leg quarters, split, onions, diced (or 1 medium onion), garlic cloves, minced, tomato soup (can substitute a can of any sort of tomatoes, just make sure they re good and mashed up), cream of chicken soup, milk (if you don tsp have any , it s cool, water works good, too), water, dry sherry, red hot sauce (frank s cooks up the best when flavor, not spice is the key, substiture your own favorite), dried oregano, butter, salt and pepper

prawns , per person you re serving,shelled and deveined, raw bacon , 5-6 inches per slice,1 for each shrimp, spicy barbecue sauce, cayenne (optional) or prepared horseradish, to taste (optional)

flaked coconut, blanched almonds , ground. obviously, you re not limited to almonds -- if you like pecans, then used ground pecans. if you re partial to walnuts, then use walnuts., panko bread crumbs. don tsp use regular bread crumbs -- they soak up too much oil and don tsp give you the light texture you re looking for. panko is generally available, either in a decent grocery store or in an asian market. make the effort -- it s really key to making this dish., all purpose flour, beaten eggs, salt, count) shrimp, shelled, oil for deep frying, seasoning (optional). if you are going to serve these with a highly seasoned dipping sauce, then don tsp add excessive seasoning to the batter. otherwise, use your imagination -- cayenne, old bay seasoning, whatever floats your boat.

whole raw almonds, black beans, drained and rinsed, fresh ear of corn, red onion, chopped, red bell pepper , choped, olive oil, light soy sauce, minced garlic, cumin, dried parsley flakes, cayenne pepper (or less if you re not into spicy), paprika, salt, whole wheat flour, head cabbage, finely shredded, soft tofu, drained, apple cider vinegar, onion powder, garlic powder, salt, pepper, reynolds wrap foil

sliced flank steaks, vegetable oil, potatoes, fresh cilantro, white onion, garlic cloves, coriander seeds, water, canned tomato puree, corn, mixed vegetables, jalapeno peppers, tomatoes