68 practical joke april Recipes

washed out mcdonals large french fry containers or plastic mcdonald fry containers., cake vanilla, raspberry jam, deep fryer

strawberry gelatin, sliced fresh strawberries, fresh raspberries, fresh blueberries

pizza sauce, johnsonville mild ground italian sausage, cooked and crumbled, sliced pepperoni, biscuit/baking mix, milk, eggs, butter, melted, garlic salt, mozzarella cheese

tomatillo, roma tomatoes, fresh jalapenos, poblano pepper, fresh garlic cloves, minced, cilantro, whole canned tomatoes, salt, black pepper, juice of1 to 2 lime (use 1 add more if necessary), white onion, cumin

punchbowl cake, recipe can be adapted to different tastes, replacing the cherries with other pie fillings such as blueberry or strawberry. 1 of the reasons why this cake is so practical for the holidays is because it can feed a big family; this recipe serves between 25 and 30 people. it is literally prepared in a punchbowl and is not sliced but spooned onto a serving dish.

leg of lamb, garlic cloves (thinly sliced ), olive oil, lemons , juice of, dill (finely chopped ), ground cinnamon, ground cumin, oregano (or 1 tsp dried )

butter beans (dried ), olive oil, onion (finely chopped ), garlic cloves (finely chopped ), tomato puree, tomatoes (tinned and roughly chopped ), sugar, parsley (chopped ), oregano (chopped or 2 tsp dried )

enchilada sauce, wolf brand chili with no beans, fat free ground beed browned and spiced, salt, pepper, cumin, garlic powder, fat free shredded cheddar cheese, corn tortillas microwaved to make pliable

evaporated milk, light corn syrup, peanut butter, salt, sugar, vanilla

teriyaki sauce, honey, garlic powder, ground ginger, red bell peppers , cut into 2 inch pieces, sweet onion, peeled and cut into wedges, whole fresh mushrooms, beef sirloin, cut into 1 inch cubes, boneless chicken breast halves, cut into cubes

salt, rotelle pasta or 1 lb other pastas (i try for whole wheat), salsa, chopped green chilies, black beans, rinsed and drained, green onion, finely chopped

butter, room temp, brown sugar, sugar, egg, peanut butter, baking soda, salt, flour, whole wheat flour, old-fashioned oatmeal, semi-sweet chocolate chips, powdered sugar, peanut butter, milk

bread, finely crumbled (practically to a powder), milk, eggs, meatloaf seasoning mix , packet (i bought a 1.5 oz kroger brand packet), defrosted vegetarian beef substitute (i prefer quorn brand crumbles), tomato paste, olive oil (an estimation, i just eyeballed it), stocks celery, chopped at about 1/2 cm (personal preference), baby carrots , chopped at about 1/2 cm intervals (a similar amount of regular carrots acceptable), a medium yellow onion, chopped finely, more olive oil, replacement beef broth (i use edward & sons not-beef bullion cubes, veggie broth could easily work), garlic powder, salt, pepper, freshly chopped oregano (i used 5 sprigs), marjoram, red pepper flakes, allspice, cinnamon, apple cider vinegar, brown sugar, beef broth, spicy brown mustard, ketchup, brown sugar

flour, baking powder, salt, milk, butter, eggs, sugar substitute , for baking, vanilla extract, lemon juice, bottled is fine, sugar-free instant pistachio pudding mix, milk, kiwi fruits, skin trimmed off and sliced, cool whip , sugar free, green sugar candy sprinkles (to garnish )

butter, brown sugar, sugar, egg, peanut butter, baking soda, salt, flour, old-fashioned oatmeal, chocolate chips, powdered sugar, peanut butter, milk

pastry for double-crust pie, for top & bottom crust, cotton balls, grape jam or 2 tbsp grape jelly

whipping cream, chocolate candy bars, crushed (annie used a flake, but a peppermint bar would be good too)

reduced-sodium chicken broth (10 fl.oz. ), stewed tomatoes, dried new mexico chiles, stems and seeds discarded and chiles torn into pieces, white onion, sliced 3/4-inch-thick, garlic cloves, peeled, cilantro, coarsely chopped fresh, peanuts , dry-roasted, ground cumin, salt (to taste), olive oil, rotisserie-cooked chicken (2 lb), pink beans , in sauce (preferably goya), chopped fresh cilantro , sour cream