1969 polly motzkos christmas eve Recipes

beef stew meat , cut into 1-inch pieces, all-purpose flour -or enough flour in a bowl for dredging the meat you have, cream of mushroom soup plus enough water to cover meat and vegetables, emeril la gasse s basic seasoning-deepens the color and flavor, salt, pack knorr au jus mix-really gives a good, rich flavor to the roux mixture mixed with the beef juices, extra virgin olive oil, frozen carrot slices-no need to thaw-they will cook as the stew simmers, very small zucchini, sliced with a mandoline, uniformly sized red potatoes-using a mandolin to get nice thin slices, grape tomatoes-added the last hour of cooking-use tomatoes that are not mushy but slightly firm, pearl onions-parboiled and peeled (i would use frozen if i had to do again because peeling these are very time consuming!)

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

all-purpose or bread flour, more for dusting, active dry yeast-fleischmann s active dry yeast in a jar, salt, bottled spring water that has been microwaved in a bowl for 1 minute, original recipe called for 1/4 tsp yeast but my friend rob has been making this for 4 months now and swears by these measurements and i absolutely love the results!), i would also advise looking at this website. it takes you through the step by step process with great pictures., http://steamykitchen.com/blog/2007/09/10/no-knead-bread-revisited

devils food cake or german chocolate cake mix, canola oil, egg, chocolate chips-i used ghiradelli s semi sweet, sugar, eggs, salt, light corn syrup, dark corn syrup, butter, melted, vanilla extract, chopped pecans, flaked coconut

beef stew meat, diced into 1 inch pieces, stewed tomatoes , with juice, chopped celery, carrots, sliced, potatoes, cubed, onions, chopped, tapioca, cubes beef bouillon, dried thyme, dried rosemary, dried marjoram, red wine, frozen green peas, thawed

butter, onion, minced, oysters , liquid reserved, milk, worcestershire sauce, garlic powder

crepes, eggs, salt, all-purpose flour, milk, melted butter, vegetable oil , or more as needed, frozen chopped spinach - thawed, drained, and squeezed dry, ricotta cheese, cream cheese, softened, grated parmesan cheese, chopped fresh parsley, chopped green onion, onion powder, dried oregano, salt, eggs, lightly beaten, prepared marinara sauce , or as needed, shredded mozzarella cheese , or to taste

cranberry juice, unsweetened pineapple juice, orange juice, lemon juice, sugar, almond extract, ginger ale, chilled

double stuffed cream filled sandwich cookies, simisweet chocolate chips, shortening or 2 tsp butter, red maraschino cherries, with stems well drained (drain on a paper towel), milk chocolate hershey chocolate kisses, perfect sliced almonds, red decorating gel, green decorating gel

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

spaghetti (not angel hair), flat anchovies, canola oil, olive oil, plain breadcrumbs

double crust pie crust, potatoes, peeled, ground pork, minced garlic, chopped onion, beef broth, ginger, nutmeg

frozen dinner rolls, brown sugar, vanilla instant pudding mix, ground cinnamon, butter, melted

low-fat milk, butter, oysters , with their juice, celery salt, salt and pepper, oyster crackers

dried cod , prepared as follows in directions (baccala), olive oil, potatoes, peeled and diced small, onions, peeled and diced, italian peeled plum tomatoes, coarsely chopped (with the juices), chopped flat-leaf italian parsley, seedless raisin , plumped in warm water and drained, pine nuts , lightly toasted in a dry skillet on the stove (pignoli), capers, rinsed and drained, green olives in brine, pitted and sliced, salt, fresh ground black pepper

phyllo dough, frozen spinach, cottage cheese, salt, dill, minced garlic, cream cheese, softened, feta cheese, crumbled, onion, chopped, pepper, eggs, butter, melted

peppermint ice cream , in scoops, eggnog, ginger ale, heavy cream, peppermint candy, crushed