118 pendejo foolproof Recipes

brown rice (long, medium or short grain), water, olive oil, salt

potatoes, peeled and diced, carrots, peeled and sliced, onion, peeled and sliced, tomato soup, stewing beef, bay leaves, beef bouillon cubes, oregano and pepper

semi-sweet chocolate chips, sweetened condensed milk, salt, vanilla extract, chopped nuts (optional)

semi-sweet chocolate chips, eagle breand sweetened condensed milk, walnuts, chopped, vanilla

dry yeast (i use 3tbsp), warm water, hot tap water, whole wheat flour, white flour, vegetable oil, honey, salt, potato flakes or 2/3 cup oatmeal

whole chicken, stalks celery, chopped finely, onion, chopped finely, butter, water, chicken base, biscuits, cream of chicken soup, poultry seasoning, salt and pepper

cream of mushroom soup, cream of broccoli soup, boneless skinless chicken thighs, mixed vegetables, ready-made pie crust

turkey, butter , cut into 1-inch slices, reduced-sodium chicken broth (reduced-sodium broth is key, otherwise the gravy will be too salty), dried parsley, dried onion flakes, seasoning salt, garlic powder, drippings, cream of chicken soup, poultry seasoning, black pepper, garlic powder, milk, flour

eggs , large, milk, flour, salt , pinch (if you want savoury ....or), sugar , pinch (if you want sweet and a splurt of vanilla if desired), butter , as needed for cooking

cake flour, unbleached all-purpose flour, baking powder, table salt, milk, unsalted butter, vanilla extract, eggs, room temperature, granulated sugar

eggs, at room temperature, whole milk, at room temperature (don tsp use 2% or skim milk), salt, wondra flour or 1 cup pastry flour, hot pan dripping (from beef roast)

butter, for greasing, chicken, potatoes, halved, quartered if large, garlic heads , halved through the middle, white wine, chicken stock, rosemary, broken into sprigs, bay leaves, lemon, cut into wedges

turkey pan drippings, white pepper, poultry seasoning, chicken bouillon granule, unbleached flour, skim milk

sea salt, divided, cider vinegar, yukon gold potatoes or 4 -5 medium idaho russet potatoes, peeled if desired and sliced 1/3 inch thick, heavy cream, ground white pepper, half-and-half or 1/2-1 cup milk

sugar, white corn syrup, water, egg whites, jello gelatin, walnuts, chopped, grated coconut, vanilla extract

all-purpose flour , plus, all-purpose flour, eggs, prepared horseradish, mayonnaise, paprika, cayenne pepper, halibut fillet, cut into 4 pieces, fried onions, crushed, salt, pepper