209464 orange crumble christmas mince pies Recipes

cold butter, all-purpose flour, salt, cold water, raisins, apples - peeled, cored and chopped, chopped grapefruit peel without white layer, orange juice, apple cider, white sugar, ground cinnamon, graham cracker, crushed, white sugar, all-purpose flour, butter, graham cracker, crushed

pie shell, baked, water, unflavored gelatin, white sugar, all-purpose flour, milk, egg whites, cream of tartar, white sugar, shredded coconut, almond extract

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

all-purpose flour, sugar, ground cinnamon, butter, softened, grated orange zest, ice water, prepared mincemeat pie filling, egg, beaten, sugar for dusting

shortening or 1 cup butter, sugar, eggs, vanilla, orange zest, flour, salt, baking powder, milk

egg yolks, sugar, orange juice, divided, unflavored gelatin, fresh grated orange rind, fresh grated fresh lemon rind, whipping cream, divided, powdered sugar, salt, flaked coconut, diced orange section, drained, baked pie crust, powdered sugar

white rice flour, tapioca flour, garbanzo bean flour, xanthan gum, celtic sea salt, earth balance vegan buttery sticks spread (or nuttalex vegan), coconut palm sugar, pure vanilla extract, cold filtered water, chopped lemon zest, grated apple (peeled and grated ), orange zest (about 2 medium s), lemon zest (about 1 small lemon), freshly squeezed orange juice, raisins, dried apricot, dried cherries, dried cranberries, dried blueberries, nutmeg, allspice, cinnamon, maple syrup

refrigerated biscuits (the flakey are good or grands), olive oil, ground beef (chuck or ground turkey or chicken or veggie crumbles), onion, minced, salt, cracked black pepper, minced garlic, all-purpose flour, beef stock (or chicken or turkey or vegetable), frozen mixed vegetables, chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped fresh rosemary leaf, leftover mashed potatoes (or use instant or storebought in a pinch), granulated garlic powder, granulated onion powder, shredded cheddar cheese

pie crusts, baked, sugar, cornstarch, egg yolks, slightly beaten, orange juice, water, butter, lemon juice, orange zest, egg white , meringue

orange, eggs, agave nectar, almond extract, blanched almond flour, celtic sea salt, baking soda, dried cranberries, dried apricot, chopped, pistachios, chopped, walnuts, chopped

cottage cheese, frozen chopped spinach, thawed and drained well, feta cheese, crumbled, instant minced onion, garlic, minced, eggs, beaten, phyllo pastry, butter, melted

sultana, raisins, grated lemons , juice and rind of, grated orange , juice and rind of, walnuts, diced, crystallized ginger, diced, brandy, ground mace, ground ginger, ground nutmeg, prunes, currants, cointreau liqueur

shortbread pie crusts or 1 graham cracker pie crust, cool whip fat-free whipped topping, drained crushed pineapple, unsweetened dried shredded coconut, drops orange extract (or to taste), drops orange food coloring (or to desired shade)

oranges, black olives, pink grapefruit, juiced, orange, juiced, cold-pressed, fruity olive oil (for example the picual variety), mint leaves, to garnish

granny smith apples, peeled, cored & cut into chunks (about 6 large apples), dried cherries, dried cranberries, golden raisin, dark raisin, dried currant, ground nutmeg, ground cinnamon, ground ginger, allspice, kosher salt, orange , zest of, minced, lemon , zest of, minced, light brown sugar , packed, granulated sugar, cornstarch, dark rum (optional), double crust pie crusts

makes 5 pies, eggs, whole milk ricotta cheese, sugar, flour, vanilla, lemon juice, orange juice, pre-made pie crusts ), makes 3 pies (3-8 or 2-9 ), eggs, whole milk ricotta cheese, sugar, flour, vanilla, lemon juice, orange juice

oranges, tangerines, lemons, cinnamon sticks, 3 inches long, allspice berries, vanilla bean , split longways, sugar, white rum