98894 nanas nutty all favorite christmas Recipes

butter, room temperature (don tsp substitute margarine, here.), sugar, all purpose flour (don tsp substitute self-rising; it will ruin the cookie.), salt, pecans, coarsely chopped, vanilla extract, sugar to roll cookies in

flour (all-purpose), salt, sugar, almonds (unblanched, finely chopped ), almond extract, egg yolk, butter, softened, chocolate chips (semisweet), butter, water, hot but not boiling

all-purpose flour, salt, beef sirloin , cut into 1/4-inch wide strips, butter, mushrooms, chopped onion, garlic, crushed, butter, all-purpose flour, tomato paste, chilled beef stock, sour cream, dry white wine

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

all-purpose flour, salt, baking soda, eggs, milk, water, butter, divided

all-purpose flour , for regular cookies or 2 cups self rising flour, for thicker cookies as in my photo, all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, butter, softened, light brown sugar , packed, granulated sugar, eggs, at room temperature, pure vanilla extract, semi-sweet chocolate chips (2 cups), coarsely chopped walnuts (optional) or 3/4 cup pecans, lightly toasted (optional)

all-purpose flour, salt, ricotta cheese (drain if very wet)

all-purpose flour, artificial sweetener, splenda granular, baking powder, baking soda, salt, mashed bananas, canola oil, buttermilk, vanilla, walnuts, chopped

all-purpose flour, cake flour, sugar, salt, cold lard or vegetable shortening, cold unsalted butter , cut into 1/4-inch pieces, white vinegar, ice water (use only 12-14 tbsp water)

all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, ground cinnamon, very ripe bananas (about 1 lb.), fresh lemon juice, unsalted butter, softened, granulated sugar, light brown sugar, vanilla extract, eggs, buttermilk

vegetable shortening, granulated sugar, grated orange or lemon zest, pure vanilla extract, egg, milk, all-purpose flour, plus extra for rolling out dough, baking powder, fine salt, egg yolk, sugar, milk, pasteurized egg white

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

all-purpose flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, unsalted butter, softened, eggs, almond paste (not marzipan; 3 1/2 oz), cinnamon, warm water

all-purpose flour , spooned and leveled, kosher salt, baking soda, unsalted butter, at room temperature (2 sticks), light brown sugar, granulated sugar, eggs, pure vanilla extract, semi-sweet chocolate chips (2 cups), chopped walnuts (optional) or 1 cup pecans, coarsely chopped (optional)

all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, unsalted butter, at room temperature, light brown sugar , packed, eggs, at room temperature, vanilla extract, ground cinnamon, nutmeg, freshly grated, pecans, chopped, raisins, preferably golden, pitted dates, finely chopped

all-purpose flour, baking soda, baking powder, salt, white sugar, butter , cut into pieces, raisins, currants, caraway seed, milk, apple cider vinegar

all-purpose flour, whole milk ricotta cheese, drained, kosher salt, cornmeal

nutty squares, brown sugar packed, corn syrup, smooth peanut butter, crispy rice cereal, chopped walnuts, semisweet chocolate chips, smooth peanut butter