162485 nanas christmas steamed plum pudding hard sauce Recipes

white bread (20 oz sandwich style bread), purple plums, drained, sliced in halves, pitted if necessary, golden raisins, divided, sugar, divided, cinnamon, divided, melted butter, divided, eggs, heavy cream, nutmeg, softened butter, powdered sugar, milk or 2 tbsp brandy or 2 tbsp whiskey or 2 tbsp rum

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

peanut oil, divided use, pork fillets, sliced in thin strips, brown onion, sliced thickly, garlic cloves, crushed, fresh grated gingerroot, red pepper, sliced, yellow pepper, sliced, asparagus, trimmed, sugar snap peas, trimmed, bean sprouts, light soy sauce, plum sauce , i use sharwood s with a hint of ginger, hoisin sauce , i use blue dragon brand

whole milk , half-and-half, or light cream, white baking chocolate with cocoa butter, vanilla bean or 1-1/2 tsp vanilla, eggs, sugar, ground cinnamon, dry french bread cubes, dried tart cherries , cranberries or raisins, hard sauce (see recipe below )

butter, softened, brown sugar, eggs, dry bread crumbs, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, grated orange peel, ground cinnamon, baking soda, ground nutmeg, salt, plums, drained, pitted and chopped, chopped dates, golden raisins, shredded carrots, dried currants, butter, softened, sugar, dark rum or orange juice

canola oil, shallots, finely chopped, garlic, finely chopped, thai chiles, seeded and finely chopped, chopped fresh ginger, good quality curry powder, ground cinnamon, star anise, ripe purple plums, pitted and coarsely chopped, plum juice, hoisin sauce, soy sauce, honey, light brown sugar, powdered ginger, water, water, soy sauce, coarsely chopped fresh ginger, whole black peppercorns, whole coriander seeds, whole black mustard seeds, salt and freshly ground black pepper, olive oil , for rubbing, racks st. louis-style country ribs, green onions, thinly sliced, spanish paprika, dry mustard, ground star anise, ground ginger, ground black pepper, ground allspice, kosher salt, ground red pepper flakes

butter-flavored nonstick cooking spray, cinnamon-raisin bread, cut into 1/2 inch cubes, chopped pecans, milk, cream, eggs, pumpkin pie spice, grade a maple syrup, pumpkin, brandied hard sauce, maple extract

butter flavored cooking spray, cinnamon-raisin swirl bread, cut into 1/2-inch cubes, chopped pecans, milk, cream, eggs, pumpkin pie spice (recommended : mccormick), real maple syrup, pack pumpkin (recommended : libby s), brandied hard sauce (recommended : crosse and blackwell), maple extract (recommended : mccormick)

plum sauce, worcestershire sauce, honey, oil, garlic clove, finely chopped, red chile, seeded & finely chopped, pork scotch steaks

plum sauce (ayam brand), soy sauce, skinless chicken legs, coarsely grated fresh ginger

plum jam, chutney (any kind but you want a fairly strong flavor), vinegar, tabasco sauce

suet, raisins, dried currants, sugar, buttermilk, salt, baking soda, eggs, flour, vanilla, butter, brown sugar, water

butter, sugar, eggs, beaten, plum , pulp of (damsons preferred), flour , sifted, cinnamon, baking soda, nutmeg, sour milk, plum juice (damson preferred), water, cornstarch, sugar, butter

canola oil, shallots, finely chopped, garlic cloves, finely chopped, thai chiles, seeded and finely chopped, chopped fresh ginger, good quality curry powder, ground cinnamon, star anise, ripe purple plums, pitted and coarsely chopped, plum juice, hoisin sauce, soy sauce, honey, light brown sugar, powdered ginger, water, water, soy sauce, coarsely chopped fresh ginger, whole black peppercorn, whole coriander seed, black mustard seeds, salt & freshly ground black pepper, olive oil , for rubbing, racks st. louis country-style pork ribs, green onion, thinly sliced, spanish paprika, dry mustard, ground star anise, ground ginger, ground black pepper, ground allspice, kosher salt, ground red pepper flakes

eggs, sugar, half and half, raisin bread crusts removed, apple butter ; can sub fig jam or orange marmalade, even cream cheese, vanilla extract, hard sauce, sugar, butter, sweet sherry (or sweet marsala in a pinch)

eggs, persimmon pulp, sugar, all-purpose flour, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, salt, baking soda, buttermilk, vanilla extract, chopped pecans, hard sauce

butter or margarine, softened, sugar, eggs, beaten, sherry, ground cinnamon, chopped stewed figs, stale breadcrumbs, chopped pecans, hard sauce

plum jam (preferably damson plum) or red currant jelly (6 oz), chinese five-spice powder, whole black peppercorns, water, salt, turkey (preferably kosher), any feathers and quills removed with tweezers or needlenose pliers, and neck and giblets (excluding liver) reserved for making stock, spinach , bacon, and cashew stuffing (see stuffed onions ), unsalted butter, melted, pan juices from roast turkey, turkey giblet stock, dry red wine, plum jam (preferably damson plum) or red currant jelly (3 oz), all-purpose flour