1126 mouth nectarine Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

chicken thighs (about 3 lb.), water, creamy peanut butter, bottled chili sauce, soy sauce, salad oil, vinegar, garlic cloves, minced, grated gingerroot or 1 tsp ground ginger, ground red pepper, chopped fresh fruit (such as peeled peaches, nectarines, pears, or plums), chopped seeded cucumber, sliced green onions, sugar, salad oil, vinegar, peaches (optional) or nectarines (optional) or pears (optional) or plum, wedges (optional)

eggs, sugar, all-purpose flour, salt, reduced-fat milk, whipping cream, vanilla extract, recipe mixed berry blend or nectarine-and-toasted almond blend, recipe nectarine -and-toasted almond blend

butter, all-purpose flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, milk, sliced fresh peaches or nectarines, or whole blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, blackberries or a combination of fruits (or a 12-oz package of frozen berries), sugar

all-purpose flour, sugar, sliced almonds (2 oz), salt, cold unsalted butter, cut into 1/2-inch cubes, plums , peaches, or nectarines (or a combination), pitted and cut lengthwise into 1/2-inch wedges, vanilla ice cream

coconut milk, peach yogurt, unsweetened orange juice , with pulp, orange ice cream , scoop (or peach), peach, canned, drained, nectarine, fresh, peeled, thinly sliced, ice cubes, crushed, ice cube, crushed , lemon juice, nectarines, thick (garnish )

half-and-half or 5 cups light cream, sugar, beaten eggs, cream cheese (neufchatel) or 3 (8 oz) packages low-fat , softened (neufchatel), shredded lemon , rind of, lemon juice, vanilla, fresh blueberries (optional) or nectarines (optional) or dark sweet cherry (optional)

packaged pizza crust, butter, powdered sugar, flour, white chocolate chips, fat-free half-and-half, neufchatel cheese, fruit (strawberry, blueberry, raspberry, peaches, nectarine, nectarines, kiwi, grapes), pineapple juice, sugar, cornstarch, lemon juice

skim milk, light brown sugar, unsweetened cocoa powder, light cream cheese, softened, vanilla extract, chilled fresh fruit, , such as apples , oranges, strawberries, kiwi, pineapple, peaches, nectarines, pears, cherries, bana (, such as apples, oranges, strawberries, kiwi, pineapple, peaches, nectarines, pears, cherries, bana), cubed angel food cake (optional)

firm plums or 2 peaches or 2 nectarines or 2 pluots, cut into sixths, firm plums or 1 peaches or 1 nectarines or 1 pluots, chopped, gluten-free flour, sugar, gluten free baking powder, salt, melted butter, applesauce, milk, vanilla extract, cinnamon sugar , for sprinkling muffin tops

eagle brand sweetened condensed milk, cold water, instant chocolate pudding mix, unsweetened cocoa powder, heavy cream , whipped, ready-to-use crepes (10 crepes), powdered sugar, fresh fruit , such as strawberries, peaches, nectarines and (or sliced) (optional) or kiwi fruit, cut up (or sliced) (optional), white chocolate curls (optional)

unsalted butter, dark brown sugar, bananas, peeled and split or 2 mangoes, peeled and pitted or 2 nectarines or 2 peaches, pitted and cut into quarters or 1 cup sour cherries, pitted or 5 figs, cut in half, brandy (or frambroise, grand marnier, dark rum or other liqueur), scoops vanilla ice cream or 2 scoops frozen yogurt, poundcake or 2 slices angel food cake

fresh nectarines , fresh pineapples or 1 cup fresh strawberries, chopped, plain yogurt, honey, vanilla

any combination of fresh berries , picked over, washed, hulled, if necessary, and drained until dry, and/or cut-up peeled fresh fruit, divided (1 1/2 cups and 2 1/2 cups), (note: try blueberries and peaches, or raspberries and nectarines, or blueberries and strawberries, or plums and peaches with marionberries or huckleberries; do not peel plums, nectarines or pears), granulated sugar (depending on sweetness of fruit), cornstarch, water, fresh lemon juice , or more as needed, unsalted butter

unflavored gelatin, water, whipping cream, chilled, sugar, vanilla extract, carton sour cream, fresh fruit , assorted such as raspberries, sliced strawberries, chopped peeled nectarines or 4 cups peaches, grapes or 4 cups cut-up peeled kiwi, sugar, recipe hot milk sponge cakes (victorian hot milk sponge cake) or 1 1 10 3/4 oz. frozen loaf lb cake, thawed, peach brandy , amaretto, orange liqueur or 1/4 cup orange juice

ripe fruit (plums quartered; peaches sliced; figs quartered; nectarines sliced; pears sliced, you can also add p), chosen white wine (choose chablis or chardonnay, unless you love really sweet desserts then you can choose moselle, rie), brown sugar, butter

nonfat milk, salt, quick-cooking couscous, lemon low fat yogurt, light sour cream, shredded lemons , rind of, mixed fruit (sliced strawberries, kiwi, nectarines, star fruit, blueberries, raspberries), chopped crystallized ginger (optional), fresh mint (optional)

low fat graham cracker pie crust, reduced-fat cream cheese, softened, frozen light whipped dessert topping, thawed, raspberry preserves or 1/2 cup strawberry preserves, assorted seasonal fresh fruit (such as sliced strawberries, blueberries, raspberries, peaches, nectarines, or kiwi fruit), currant jelly (optional), almond extract (optional)