239 monica fail Recipes

pork ribs (baby back , loin, or back ribs are best), bay leaves, peppercorns, sea salt, cold water, barbecue sauce , your favourite kind (i suggest best )

sugar, evaporated milk, butter or 1/4 lb margarine, marshmallow cream, salt, vanilla extract, walnuts, chocolate chips

basmati rice, white or 1 cup brown basmati rice, water or 2 cups chicken stock, saffron strands (optional)

sweet italian sausage, ground chuck, onion, diced, garlic cloves, smashed then minced, diced tomatoes, tomato sauce, tomato paste, beef broth, oregano, basil, parsley, brown sugar, fresh ground black pepper, red pepper flakes (optional), dry red wine (make sure it is 1 that is drinkable, i use a really good cabernet)

basmati rice, water (apprx), chicken stock powder (optional) or 1 tsp vegetable stock powder (optional)

evaporated milk, sugar, salt, semi-sweet chocolate chips, marshmallows, vanilla, chopped walnuts (optional)

mashed potatoes from 2 medium potato, reserved potato water, butter, sugar, salt, water, active dry yeast, warm water (100 to 110 f), eggs, flour, butter, softened, sugar, ground cinnamon, powdered sugar, butter, softened, pure vanilla extract, milk

shortening, flour, salt, egg (medium), vinegar, water, cold

eggs, cornflour, caster sugar, custard powder, cream of tartar, bicarbonate of soda

flour, salt, sugar, unsalted butter (really cold or frozen), ice water

lean ground beef , preferably 90% lean, salt, pepper, eggs, corn , flake crumbs, skim milk, white onion, finely chopped, rubbed sage , depending on your taste, bacon

flour, baking soda, eggs, lightly beaten, ready to use mincemeat (borden s or nonesuch), sweetened condensed milk, walnuts , coarsley chopped, mixed candied fruit (2 cups), walnuts , for decorating, maraschino cherry , for decorating

salt, water, boneless skinless chicken breasts, oil, egg, milk, flour, pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, seasoning salt, cinnamon, dark chili powder, cayenne pepper, paprika, pepper (in addition to basic )

grated parmesan cheese, frozen chopped spinach, thawed, drained, cottage cheese, shredded mozzarella cheese, divided, ground nutmeg (optional), lasagna noodles, cooked, drained, cooked medium shrimp, crabmeat, drained, flaked, butter, flour, milk

marshmallow creme, white sugar, evaporated milk, butter, salt, semi-sweet chocolate chips (or 24 oz of chocolate cut up) or 4 cups milk chocolate chips (or 24 oz of chocolate cut up), chopped walnuts (optional) or 2 cups pecans (optional), vanilla extract

cocoa, cornstarch, whipping cream or 1 cup evaporated skim milk, kahlua, egg whites, at room temperature, white sugar