239 monica fail Recipes

flour, sugar, salt, shortening (not refrigerated , don tsp use oil, lard, margarine or butter), water, white vinegar or 1 tbsp cider vinegar, egg

flour, baking powder, butter, sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, salt

oranges (or any combination) or 6 grapefruits (or any combination) or 6 lemons (or any combination), sugar

all-purpose flour, sugar, cocoa powder, salt, baking powder, vegetable oil, eggs, vanilla, chopped walnuts (optional)

turkey breast, thawed, if frozen, chopped onion, chopped celery, salt, fresh coarse ground black pepper, chicken broth, gravy, turkey broth , from crock pot, chicken broth, flour

potatoes, peeled and cut in quarters, carrot, cut in chunks, stewing beef, flour (aprox), oil, onion, sliced, water, tomatoes or 1 (16 oz) can v8 vegetable juice, salt (aprox), pepper (aprox)

lasagna noodle, lean ground beef or 2 lbs lean ground turkey, spaghetti sauce, pizza sauce, ricotta cheese, shredded mozzarella cheese, divided, shredded cheddar cheese, parmesan cheese, eggs, parsley, basil, oregano, pepper

all-purpose flour, white sugar, salt, vegetable shortening, vinegar, egg, ice water

sugar, corn syrup, dry roasted salted peanuts (use dry roasted peanuts only!), butter, vanilla, maple extract or 2 tsp vanilla, baking soda

water, buttermilk, vegetable oil, eggs, vanilla, cocoa powder, sugar, flour, salt, baking soda

sugar (use nothing less than this amount), evaporated milk, butter or 2 tbsp margarine, salt, marshmallows, semi-sweet chocolate chips (9 oz), chopped walnuts (or use pecans or macadamia nuts), vanilla

egg yolks, shortening, salt, cream (or half & half), baking powder, flour, approximately

baked and cooled 9 inch pie shell (my butter pie crust kittencal s no-fail buttery flaky pie pastry/crust works great!), sugar, cornstarch, cold water, freshly-squeezed lemon juice (if you like an extreme lemon taste then add in a couple more tbsp lemon juice), egg yolks, lemon extract, drops yellow food coloring (optional but looks better !), vinegar, butter, cornstarch, cold water, boiling water, egg whites, sugar, vanilla, salt

carrots, peeled and sliced, potatoes, peeled and cut up, onions, peeled and cut into quarters, stewing beef or 1 -2 lb cut up beef roast, cream of mushroom soup, onion soup mix, water

cream of asparagus soup, garlic, mashed, fresh parsley, chopped, celery, chopped, sweet onion, chopped, thyme, salt & pepper or mrs. dash seasoning mix, to taste, boneless skinless chicken breasts