14 little breakfast Recipes

little smokies sausages, frozen tater tots, eggs, shredded cheddar cheese, tony chachere s creole seasoning, vegetable oil

water, salt, rubbed sage, fresh ground black pepper, ground nutmeg (grind your own if you can), crushed red pepper flakes (i like to use a little less to make it more toddler friendly), ground ginger (grind your own if you can), ground pork

granny smith apple, washed , pared and chopped, frozen fresh cranberries , chopped if wished (i leave mine whole), organic grated orange rind, minus 2 tbsp dark brown sugar, butter or 2 tbsp a little oil, plain yogurt (to serve )

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

egg whites, milk, frozen tater tots (thawed ), extra virgin olive oil, turkey breakfast sausage, cheddar cheese, minced onions

eggs, beaten, little smokies sausages (browned and drained ) or 1 1/2 lbs sausage (browned and drained), milk, cheddar cheese, shredded, bread , torn into pieces, salt, dry mustard, mozzarella cheese, shredded

eggs, milk, little smokies, cream of chicken soup, velveeta, bread

butter or 1 tbsp margarine, eggs, hormel little sizzlers pork sausage links, cut into small pieces, chopped onion, chopped green pepper, garlic powder, dry biscuit mix, shredded sharp cheddar cheese

white cake mix, flour, oil, water, eggs, brown sugar, chopped nuts, melted butter or 1/4 cup margarine, powdered sugar, corn syrup (or golden syrup), water (or a little more)

tblsp granola, tblsp shredded coconut, two small cups (the little packaged cups, not actual measuring cups!)of strawberry yogurt, strawberries, halved

potatoes, onion, peeled and chopped, unsalted butter, bacon, cheddar cheese