6549 keeping super simple Recipes

water (1 medium or large pot, size of pot and amount of depends on how many stained socks you want to), lemon

there was a woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. as she was getting her things in serving, she contacted her pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes. she told him which songs she wanted sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in. the woman also requested to be buried with her favourite bible., everything was in serving and the pastor was preparing to leave when the woman suddenly remembered something very important to her., more thing , she said excitedly. what s that came the pastor s reply. this is very important, the woman continued.. i want to be buried with a fork in my right hand. the pastor stood looking at the woman, not knowing quite what to say.. that surprises you, doesn tsp it the woman asked. well, to be honest, i m puzzled by the request, said the pastor., woman explained. in all my years of attending church socials and potluck dinners, i always remember that when the dishes of the main course were being cleared, someone would inevitably lean over and say, keep your fork. it was my favorite part because i knew that something better was coming..like velvety chocolate cake or deep-dish apple pie. something wonderful, and with substance! so, i just want people to see me there in that casket with a fork in my hand and i want them to wonder what s with the fork then i want you to tell them: keep your fork..the best is yet to come, eyes welled up with tears of joy as he hugged the woman good-bye. he knew this would be 1 of the last times he would see her before her death. but he also knew that the woman had a better grasp of heaven than he did. she knew that something better was coming. at the funeral people were walking by the woman s casket and they saw the pretty dress she was wearing and her favorite bible and the fork placed in her right hand. over and over the pastor heard the question what s with the fork and over and over he smiled., during his message , the pastor told the people of the conversation he had with the woman shortly before she died. he also told them about the fork and about what it symbolized to her. the pastor told the people how he could not stop thinking about the fork and told them that they probably would not be able to stop thinking about it either., he was right ., next time you reach down for your fork, let it remind you oh so gently, that the best is yet to come..

iceberg lettuce, tomatoes, onions, pinto beans, avocados, steak, salsa

white flour, salt, eggs, baking powder, butter (soft room temp . or it doesn tsp blend right), banana pulp (mashed ripe s), sugar, cinnamon, vanilla

flour ( 4 cups), baking powder (enough for 500 g/4 cups flour), salt, sugar, soymilk (or other non-dairy milk, i used vanilla rice milk), sparkling water, oil

whole milk, eggs, sugar, salt, unsalted butter, melted, vanilla extract, flour

garlic clove, minced (any amount is fine, it s your choice), butter, low-fat milk, instant mashed potatoes, seasoning salt (or a little less if you prefer), pepper, drops worcestershire sauce, any kind of shredded cheese

lean ground beef - at room temperature (or at least 30 minutes out of the fridge - don tsp shock your meat kids - sounds naughty doesn tsp it lol), fresh italian sausages (2 sweet & 2 hot ), onion - diced, green sweet peppers, red sweet peppers, olive oil, crushed tomatoes (28 oz), diced tomatoes (28 oz), less water from rinsed out tomato cans (see below ), dark kidney beans, beans (i used 1 can of black and 1 can of roman for added interest this time), balsamic vinegar, salt, pepper (freshly ground preferred ), worcestershire sauce, chili powder, freshly minced cilantro, freshly dried oregano, dry mustard, dried cumin, garlic powder, red chili flakes, good shakes of tabasco sauce, good shakes of hot sauce, bay leaves

lean ground beef, all-bran cereal, crushed, barbecue sauce, water, egg, salt and black pepper, to taste

ground turkey, onion, sliced, flour, sliced mushrooms, chicken broth, dijon mustard, paprika, vegan sour cream, cooked egg noodles

shredded cabbage, onion, finely chopped, carrot, shredded, sugar twin, white vinegar, vegetable oil, dijon mustard, salt, celery seed, horseradish cream, black pepper

butter, sugar, egg, chocolate chips, cocoa, chopped walnuts (optional), crushed graham cracker

head iceberg lettuce, head red leaf lettuce, head romaine lettuce, fresh spinach, head cauliflower, raw and shredded (watch your knuckles), dressing, sour cream, mayonnaise, garlic, minced, freshly grated parmesan cheese

spaghetti sauce (i like classico florentine spinach & cheese), ground turkey (or not , if you want vegetarian), green bell pepper, diced, red bell pepper, diced, red onion, diced, zucchini, diced, sliced mushrooms

potatoes (i use russet), sour cream, bacon (i bought the kind already cooked, make sure to chop it), shredded cheese, salt and pepper, oil, to fry in, chopped green onion

super-premium vanilla ice cream, super-premium chocolate ice cream, orange marmalade, decadent brownie , recipe follows, egg whites, at room temperature, cream of tartar, sugar, unsalted butter, at room temperature, plus more for greasing, unsweetened cocoa powder (natural or dutch-process), sea salt, sugar, pure vanilla extract, eggs, all-purpose flour, semisweet chocolate chips